A/N: Hey y'all! How's it going? It's the one, the only Khaos Kuma!!! *raises his hands in the air, fists clenched* Yeah! *clears throat* Urm… I just wanted to thank you guys for sticking around. Within a few days, this story has hit over 2,000 hits! WHOO HOO!!! If that doesn't mean much to you, oh well. It does to me. And because of your faithful readings, I will now give you a small hint of what's to come:
One of the ten girls in the poll will cease to be a ninja.
Oooo scary huh? I'm not going to tell you who though… You will have to find out for yourself. And speaking of the girls here is the poll standings:
Hinata: 40
Fem Kyuubi: 38
Anko: 28
Yugito Nii: 21
Fem Haku: 16
Temari: 16
Ino: 14
Shizune: 13
Hana: 5
Tayuya: 1
Jeez… it seems like a lot of people like Hinata. Though I must say she is one of my favorite characters in the story. Anyways I'd like to go over a few reviews. So far I haven't gotten any flames, but there are a few things I would like to go over.
For all those who say they are voting for people in the polls: Then go vote for them in my poll instead of listing it in the reviews, please!
The God of Interesting: Thanks!
Bleacher: Thanks a lot! It warms the heart to hear that you like my story. I'm planning on keeping the bashing going. I hate Sasuke and heavily dislike Sakura so I'll keep them around just to bash. Besides the manga is called freaking "Naruto"! Its not "Sasuke". It pisses me off the there are so many Sasuke fans…
Ymere: Don't worry I'm not. I have plans for this story so have no fear. Anko is my second favorite female in the Naruto universe and I wish that there was more with her.
Alright that's it. I'll rant and rave more at the end of this chappie. So without further ado, lets get moving!
"Blah" - Normal talk
'Blah'- Normal thoughts
"Roar" - Demon talk/jutsu
'Roar' - Demon thoughts
Are ya ready kids? Aye aye Captain! I can't hear you! Aye aye Captain! Ohhh *gunshots* Oooohhhh… some one call the doctor. Aye aye Captain!
Disclaimer: By all that is holy, I do humbly swear that I do not own Naruto! If I lie, may a truck come from on high and squish me!
Sasuke got into his stance as he readied himself. Naruto surprised him by holding up one finger in a "Wait a moment" gesture. The class face faulted as he pulled out of his pocket a small black mp3 player and placed the ear buds in. He quickly scrolled through his music as he picked a song and started to jam to it. His head began to bob up and down with the beat as he closed his eyes. Sasuke, growing impatient, shot forward to hit the seemingly unsuspecting blonde. Much to his and everyone else's surprise, Naruto simply held up a hand and caught the straight foreword attack, gripping the fist tightly in his hand. Sasuke winced as Naruto squeezed his hand.
"Shesh… don't you have any common curtsey? I mean, seriously, when a guy asks you to hold on AND isn't really paying attention you should at least have the honor to wait for him to get ready. But since you're ready to be hurt, I'll happily oblige your wish." Naruto stated calmly, his hand slowly crushing the black-haired male's. Within a blink of an eye, Naruto had slammed two unseen punches into Sasuke's abdomen causing the Uchiha to cough up saliva. Naruto then let go of Sasuke's fist and began to rain punches down on him. Sasuke attempted to dodge, but with the weights off, Naruto's fists were just too fast. Naruto hit Sasuke in the chest, sending the emo boy skyward. Naruto then gathered chakra into his legs and leaped after him, reaching him within seconds. He hammered another fist into the boy's stomach and sent him higher. Naruto landed and looked at his wrist as if looking at a watch. He looked up and started to say faintly outloud to himself. "Come on, come on, come on. Ten more seconds to beat my record…" Sasuke appeared in the sky, hurtling toward the ground and smashed into the unforgiving earth, bouncing once and hitting again. Naruto snapped his fingers.
"Damn… almost did it. 2 more seconds longer and he would have been up for 45 seconds flat… Ah well… maybe some other time." he stated outloud again to himself. He turned back to the class and looked at them. Every jaw was dropped. He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly and said "What?" Sakura was the first to gain her composure.
"Y-You MONSTER!!! How could you do that to Sasuke-kun?!? He didn't do anything to you and you beat him up!!" she screeched at the blonde enigma. Said blonde stuck his pinky into his ear and twisted it gently, pulling it out and looking at the tip. He blew it off and looked at her.
"If you do remember, he challenged me. He even told me to take off my weights. I offered to keep them on but he insisted. Besides it was a SPAR, you bitch. So before you say another word, use that enormous forehead of yours and think. Now back the fuck off and move." he stated icily as he began to walk out of the ring. Sakura shook in rage as he walked out and toward the crowd. Iruka called the next person for sparring.
"Sakura Haruno."
The pinkette grinned evilly as she pointed at Naruto's back, signaling that she wanted to fight him.
"It was just a fluke that you beat Sasuke-kun. Once I beat you, it will show Sasuke-kun that I'm the one meant for him and we will be together. So get your ass up here, Naruto-baka." she called out to Naruto. He sighed and turned around, his face set in a look of indifference. Sakura got in her stance as Naruto stepped into the ring. Iruka lowered his hand and shouted "Hajime" again and Sakura punched at Naruto. He shifted his right foot back and punched lazily at her fist. Their fists collided only to have Sakura's hand shatter. Her jaw dropped as he then stepped forward and uppercutted her mouth. Her jaw slammed into her upper mouth and her mouth was shattered. Sakura fell to the floor in pain as she howled loudly, holding her broken fist to her stomach and holding her broken jaw with her unbroken hand. Naruto looked down at her and calmly stated.
"I told you, you swing at me again and I would break your hand and jaw. Should of listened." Naruto again walked out of the ring and into the crowd. Everyone moved out of his way except for Kiba, Hinata, and Shikamaru. They greeted the blonde with a nod and a smile. He returned the gestures as he fell in line in the back. He calmly waited for the rest of the class to go before finally his name was called.
"Naruto Uzumaki. Please step forward."
The newest Rookie of the Year stepped into the ring and looked around at everyone. He smirked as his eyes passed over one person.
"Mizuki-sensei."
The class gasped as he made his choice. Iruka looked shocked as Mizuki shook his head and smirked, walking to the ring. As he stepped inside it, he kept his eyes locked on the young blonde. "Are you sure about this, Naruto? I won't be going easy on you at all.." he called out to the blonde. Naruto simply nodded and readied his stance. Iruka sighed and lowered his hand. As soon as the hand fell, Mizuki shot forward in a blur of speed. As he flashed in front of Naruto, he swung his fist at the young kid.
Whack!
Nobody moved as Naruto caught his teacher's fist in his hand, not even shifting back a step in recoil. Mizuki's jaw dropped as he saw that his punch was blocked. Naruto smirked as he snapped two quick kicks to Mizuki's stomach, each one connecting. He dropped to his feet and swept Mizuki's feet from under him, sending him to the floor. Naruto leapt up and dropped his heels onto his upper body, slamming hard into the fallen teacher. Mizuki coughed up spit as his breath was knocked out of him. Naruto back flipped off of him as Iruka rushed to his fellow teacher's side.
"Are you alright, Mizuki?" Iruka asked him. Mizuki could only nod as he gasped to try to catch his breath. The class looked on in awe. How could a dead-last beat not only the Rookie of the Year, but also a chunnin? Naruto smirked as he walked out of the ring. Iruka looked at the black clad ninja as he announced that the Taijutsu testing was over.
A/N: And BREAK!!! Oy.. That took a while to finish… And while I was writing it, I got my first Flame… So fuck you, Namikaze! This is my story and I got my info from a trusted site. So piss off!!! Anyways hope you liked it.