This is an England and OC story y'all, so if this is not your cup of tea (get it? Cup of tea, because England is Britain and there all about the tea over there...ok guess not -3-) then I advise you to please hit the back button at this time.

Disclaimer: Never will I ever own Hetalia...*sigh*

This story will be set in the OC's P.O.V (Until I decide otherwise)

Kehe~ Let's Go!

"Pasta" - Normal Convo

'Pasta'- Normal Thinking

(Pasta)- Riku's Inner thoughts

*Pasta*- Authors Convo

I have never felt so uncomfortable in all my life...

"Hmm.."

"Ohonohon.."

Do you guys know that feeling you get when you enter a class and everyone just stops and stares? Yea just imagine them still staring at you for a quiet long, eerie, amount of time.

"Daaaa"

"Aruuu.."

"Anoo"

I can't take much more of this atmosphere..!

"Humph.."

"Veee~"

"WILL YOU ALL STOP STARING AT ME!" I yell finally step away from my personal bubble and I can finally breath again. Oh no..what are they talking about now.

"Maybe he's a robot?"

"Aiya how do we find out?" I felt my body tense when I see France make his way towards me. "Robots have a switch oui? Let's just find his somewhere along his body." he says it in his all-famous seductive voice. I quickly get up and hide behind Britain before he's able to touch me.

"I-I'm not a robot." I explain honestly. They all look at one another and sit in front of me, Britain moves and makes his way to sit next to America. "Then explain yourselv, vhat are you doing here?" German asks; I start to fidget as Germany is a very intimidating guy, but that's why everyone listens to him.

"I-I don't really know, I was walking home when I tripped and fell through a whole and before I knew it I ended up here." I explain as I looked into the tall German's eyes,
"Vee~ that's too bad." Italy comments as he gives me a sympathetic look.

"Hold on there, doesn't he act a little overly polite?" France comments.

"Hmm he kinda does." How can someone be overly-polite.

"Da he kinda reminds me of.." Everyone turns and looks at the only nation who's known for politeness.

"I aporogize for disappointing you all; but I do not know this kid" Why does everyone refer to me as kid? I'm practically 18. "Hm, but he does kinda look a bit like you Japan, maybe he's a new city?" Britain analyzes.

"Ie, I haven't been informed of a new city coming about." Well at least France isn't trying to find my 'switch' anymore.

"I'm not a city, my name is Riku" I say over their discussion. America, having heard me explains to Japan that maybe I am apart of his country.

"Maybe he decided to come earlier?" Germany thinks out loud. This is ridiculous.

"I'm not a country, my name is Riku Hanson!" Maybe by adding my last name they will know I'm not from here..

"Riku Hanson?" Britain repeats and looks at France "That's Japanese and American.." who then looks at Germany "Japan and America, huh...?" who then all of them look at Japan and America. America's the only one of the two to voice his opinion.

"NO WAY DUDE! HE'S MY AND JAPAN'S SON!" I give him a blank stare (You have got to be kidding me!)

"BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ME AND JAPAN NEVER DONE ANYTHING OF THE SORT-BETTER YET, WE'RE BOTH GUYS SO IT WOULDN'T HAVE WORKED EITHER WAY!"

"It's alvight America, ve don't reary care..-"

"WE DID NOTHING BRO!" He's way to loud to be overreacting over this.

"I'm not a city nor a country, I'm human!" Do they understand, I'm human and belong in the human world not here in the Hetalia world!

"Aiya. We're all humans.."

"Then vhy vould he say..."

...

...

"HE'S AN ALIEN BRO! I KNEW THE ALIEN INVASION WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER DUDES!"
Now I'm an alien...I give up there's no use talking to them. What a minute?

(Maybe this could work, I can pretend I'm an alien and have them find a way to get me home! Even if it's not the full-on-full truth it's still the truth. Smart thinking Riku!)

"Nice one, I didn't think you'd figure it out so quickly.." I say, mimicking a cocky attitude (Hey, I'm not like this in reality) They all gasp in shock-of course no one could expect someone like me to be an alien.

"It was really fun watching you all guess what I am, although sometimes it was a nerve-hitter." I state as I rub my forehead, they all stand up and America, Britain, and Germany walk up to me.

Funny, they all turn into different people whenever there's a serious situation going on. Each of them looks so brave and ready for anything that I wish they were like that all the time, but then I also enjoy their carefree spirits no matter how much of a headache I get.

"What do you want?" America asks me.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to invade nor suck your brains out. I just want to get home." I tell them still remembering to façade being alien and all that junk.

"Alright then, we'll help" Huh? That quickly they agreed? Gosh I should thought about being an alien sooner. I was interrupted when I felt myself being lifted off the ground, I look up and see Germany holding me like he was getting ready to throw- HOLD THE PHONE!

"Woah, woah! What are you doing?!" I ask freighted; I hold on tight to Germany's body to make sure I don't fall. "Your an alien right? We're taking you home bro!" Where? To space? no way I'll die up there!

"I don't live in space!" I exclaim as I look down at them; confused China looks at me. "Aliens live in space aru" I shake my head. "Not me! Please put me down, I'm afraid of heights!" I beg to Germany.

"Oh ja, sorry." He apologizes and lets me down slowly; I smile at him and thank him.
"Oh, it was..ja my pleasure." He doesn't look at me but I take it has him being somewhat flustered.

"So where exactly are you from Riku-san?" Japan asks me; I think out of everyone, Japan's the only one who I believe will actually listen and understand me. "I'm from a different dimension where they are other aliens like me who live. I have my mom and dad there as well.." I probably shouldn't have mentioned my parents since I started to feel very sad and lonely.

"I just want to see them again..." I really missed my parents, I worry about them; I'm their only child so I know they must be worried sick about me as well.

"Riku-san..."

"I know this has nothing to do with you guys so, if you all could just find me a place to stay. I'll figure something out.." I've been expecting them to magically know my reason of being here when their just as confused as I am.

"Vee~ Doitsu, can we a'keep him?" It warmed me a bit to hear that Italy automatically offered me to stay with them. "I honestly appreciate the kind gesture Italy, but I don't really want to intrude. Germany already has enough people staying with him." I mentally face palmed myself; way a go Riku, try not to sound like a stalker.

"Vait, how did you know..-"

"Haha, that's alien powers. I can see everything that goes on!" I was hoping to sort of surprise them but all of their faces just went beet red and would avoid eye contact amongst themselves. "Did I say something wrong?" I say lowly.

Coughing to get everyone's attention Britain looks at the other nations "If this is actually an alien then we can't let him wonder on his own."

Huh? How come?

"It's ok really, I don't want to be a bother to you guys I-" Britain's cold voice interrupts me. "I'm simply trying to protect the earth, we just finished saving it not too long ago I don't want there to be another hassle because of some foolish alien who got lost from home" He could have just said he wanted to watch over me, geez..Britain is such a rude person.

"HAHA! Then it's settled, Riku will stay with Iggy!"

"WHAT!" Both me and Britain state with the outmost disagreement in our voices.

"It's only fair, besides we all would have allowed you to wonder off, for some reason Britain wants to watch over you. So there ya have alien dude!" I do not agree to this!

"Please don't call me an alien, just Riku. And second..." I point at Britain to make clear who I'm speaking about "I refuse to stay with a British with a bad mouth and a nasty face!"

"Excuse you!, If I remember I practically saved your life since I was the unfortunate one you landed on!"

"I would have preferred to land in the water!"

"Why you bloody little wan-" I pull hard on his cheek, I'm tired of his attitude. If only the world were to know the real Britain. "You will not call me that!"

"Ow! Let go of my cheeks you alien fiend!" I grin as I pull harder "No what are you gonna d-OW!" I was enjoying myself that I left my face wide open; now Britain also has my cheek in his hands.

"Hehe, who's the laughing goat now!" He pulls on them; it's a lot painful than it looks.

"Let me go!"

"Or..?"

"Or. I-I'll suck your brain out!"

"Then go ahead then, you wank-" With my free hand I grab his other cheek and squeeze them apart. "I told you not to call me that!"

"Alvight, Alvight.. you two" Germany finally walks and separates us; ok I'll admit I was acting childish but he started it!

"There's no way I'm living with him!"

"Well you don't have a choice, who else will you go with!?" I stop and look at my options the Axis members already stay together so that just leaves me to America, China, Russia, and France.

I look at Russia and find him smiling at me, but I get a shiver down my spine.

That's ruled out; I look at France and he flips his hair back and licks his lips and mouths something that I refuse to repeat what it was. That said I was left red and scared and finally I look at America automatically shake my head. 'America is like the teenagers in my home. I wouldn't be surprised if he came home every Friday drunk and smelling like burgers'

(Urghh Britain is right, he's the only one I can stay with...) "Hymph, fine then" I state as I avoid looking at him.

"Alright dudes, lets head back I'm don't know about you all but I'm starving!" Italy at the mention of food runs over to America "Ve~ I'm hungry to, let's go it'a pasta!"

"Yea! Italy agrees ya'll, let's head out!" With Italy and America running up front, followed by Germany and Japan, then China and Russia and wait a minute where is France?

"Don't be scared amour, if the plane ride is too much I'll have a boat send for us right away-" A wrapper is thrown to Frances face as he tumbles to the ground. Before I could ask if he was ok a hand is pulling me towards the plane that just landed, wait how come I never saw it land?

I look down to see Britain's hand around my wrist; I sigh in low frustration. 'Great, now I have to stay with him.'

"You know a 'thank you' is the appropriate thing to say." He says normally. A Thank you? to him? No way.

"I don't thank people who pull on my cheeks.." I defend calmly.

"I beg to differ, you pulled on my cheeks first!" he argues.

"Only because you were so rude to me for no reason!" Ha! That shut him up; he opens his mouth to speak but nothing comes out. Using his free hand to ruffle his hair he says.

"Your right, sorry.." Now I don't know why it shocked me so much to hear him apologize, maybe its because he's never said it in the show or because he said it to me and truly meant it.

"Don't try to assume that this changes anything! I'm merely apologizing for displaying a foul temper when you landed on me. The mere fact that you being an alien and landed here is entirely your fault!"

"Ehh.."

"Which is why your going to be under my watch, that innocent face may have everyone else fooled but your still an alien, so I don't trust you." I knew it was too good to be true, it doesn't even feel like a second ago he just apologized to me.

Oh well..I mean it can't get any worse right?

OMG guys, now is when the real fun begins. I can't wait!

Note: I decided not to do a whole fourth wall on every chapter; so it's just gonna be done at random.

See you bookworms next chapter!

Next Time:

"Bloody Hell, I'm not surprised that someone like him would fall asleep."

"Riku-san must be pretty tired from everting that's going on.."

"You know, the little wanker does look better when he's asleep.."

"Ooh Britain control your drool, sick dog."

"SHUT UP YOU FROG BREATH!"