Heh. So far so good in both story build up and an ignorant relationship between Rock and Splash breaking down bit by bit. If they were to have voices, Rock would be voiced by a lower pitched MM:Powered up's Mega Man voice actor, Splash Woman would be voiced by Tara Strong (voice actress of Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents), Cut Man would be voiced by Jaleel White (Former Sonic voice actor), Ice Man being voiced by MM:Fully Charged's Mega Man voice actor and Guts Man would be voiced by his MM:Powered Up counterpart.

"If it isn't the blue BASTARD!" Wood Man growls toward the unarmed/armless blue bomber, who then morphs into his armor and scoffs.

"Twig dick."

"Isn't it supposed to be Branch dick or Dick twig?" Cut Man cuts in, wanting to join in on the LightBots V. WilyBots scenario.

"I see C*ntsMan Air!" a closed yellow box next to Wood Man shouts. Bursting open, but not to anyone's suprise was Crash Man, Air Man, Bubble Man and the walking, talking box himself, Heat Man.

"Looks like the birthday presents you guys promised arrived just in time." Splash Woman interrupts, cracking her knuckles as she aims her trident towards Heat Man in hopes of blasting him.

"Fetch Wave Man for me, I see a whale I wanna hu-" Bubble Man was going to finish saying something, but Ice Man froze him before he could make a sexual joke aimed at Splash.

"Sir! He said something he should not have said! Sir! Then Freeze the hell outta him private! Sir! Yes sir!" Ice Man shouted to himself.

"*Vrrrrr!*(You already froze him ya Eskimo p@ssy!)" Air Man spins his fan as to say an offensive comment towards Ice Man.

Is this all that Wily sent? I knew that old coot was up to some thing!" Guts Man shouts as he grabs Air Man and shoves him into Heat Man's box with his mouth.

"I'm gonna blow your eyes out!" Crash Man shouts like a maniac towards Guts Man.

"And it all ends with the jackhammer's pleasure-partner." Mega Man says in disappointment, waving his biceps and getting a blush from Splash in the process.

It felt like hours were passing by, with each former and/or current Robot Master staring at at each other with malicous intent.

"hnh! you are lucky we weren't sent here to kill you." sneered Wood Man, ending the standoff between.

"Believe me, even if that were to happen, Stone Man would have whooped your @$# in seconds." Mega Man replied cooly, due to how Stone Man, himself, Cut Man, Ice Man, Guts Man, Quake Woman and Splash Woman hang out in secret as to prevent any major arguments between the two households.

"Like what big bro said!/Chop that Timber Rock!" Cheered Splash and Cut Man after that mention of the DWN's secret traitor.

"Fine then! Fine then. We formally bring to Dr. Light a letter from Dr. Wily on a private Robot War." Wood Man groans and pulls a letter from Heat Man's box, tossing it to Bubble Man, who then gets b!;cth slapped by Splash, getting passed to Rock after that.

"And if we refuse?"

"We will black mail every last one of the DLN robots. Like Guts Man ignoring his Kareoke and Weight lifting regime-"

"That doesn't sound like much." Guts Man retorts.

"-for dealing Smut books by a certain Asuna Karino to minors,"

"Uh oh." The heavy lifter sheepishly murmured.

"-Splash Woman's perverted mindset and wanting that-"

Splash bops Wood Man with her trident, but he still continues.

"-Cut Man taking Skooma, et cetera."

"What's Skooma?" Bomb Man asks, not knowing what it is.

"Hehe... Uh... Remember when Dr. Wily used us for his first world domination scheme?" Cut Man began towards Bomb man.

"Yeah? Guts Man was beaten first so that he could pummel you with rocks. Something about speed I suppose?"

"... It's a speed drug!" Cut Man blurts out before covering his mouth, gaining the DWN group's attention.

Mega Man then morphs back into his civilian clothes before any of the enemy robot masters could see him and applies some prototype arms that fit him.

"Huh?! Where did he go?" Thank goodness for morphable armor and an army of robots with short term memory loss.

"C'mon you guys... Let's get out of here!" Rock whispered/hummed as they silently teleported into the house's living room while grabbing the still headless Jewel Man...

At The Living Room...

Dr. Light, Auto, the other DLN robots and Roll were patiently waiting for the missing DLN robots. *Crash!* Scratch that. They were waiting impatiently.

"Roll, check what happened inside of the lab will yo-" Dr. Light was cut off by a still KOed Jewel Man crashing into the couch, then getting crushed by the other robot masters with Galaxy and Magma ontop..

"Can I get a new head?!" Groaned the newly woken up android.

"Good news everyone!" The roboticist clamored, delivering the very same bad omen that Wood Man said. "I have accepted a war between Dr. Wily and I and 5 of all of you shall be used for this. Yes Bond Man?" Dr. Light shouts toward DLN 09, otherwise known as Bond Man, who was watching all of this happen.

"Who will be the ones participating?"

"I- I can volunteer." Guts Man says in finality.

"Any reason why?"

"Dr. Wily's gonna reveal any secret that he knows would be damaging to our reputation and I somewhat regret selling a smut book by a female Kamen Rider to little kids and young robots." he sheepishly replies in an embarassed tone.

"Kamen What?" DLN 045, Hypno Woman spoke in a confused tone.

"Nothing! Nothing." The orange, black and red construction worker shouts.

"We may as well join in too!" Rock and the others (Splash, Cut and Ice) shouted, knowing that Guts would have been destroyed the moment he were to join the battlefield...

Imaginary Realm..."Yaaaaaaaaah!" Shouts Guts Man as he ran out of the re-assembly machine. *Crash!* before getting blasted to bits by DWN robot fire...Reality...

"It would be best if we were to have your back." Cut finally replies. "ICE! GET THE E-TANKS!!!" what a bad idea that was.

"Sir! Yes sir! Burn the Skooma! Sir!" Ice shouted, throwing the sweet but electric substance that they drink except Dr. Light and freezing them in the process.

"ICE!!!"

Chapter 4/ MM:DF prolouge end...

Robot Masters from other media implemented currently:

1. Tempo/Quake Woman from the Mega Man comics.

2. Bond Man, Mega Man's original 7th robot master.

3. Hypno Woman... Isn't it obvious Mega Man:Fully Charged viewers?

References to other Simply Stupid series:

1. In Rider Prick!, Kamen Rider Poppy/Asuna Karino/Poppy PipoPapo will be a femme-Jiraya in this universe!

2. Holy Moly, I'm gonna add Skyrim as a pocket dimension in Kirby's stomach for Game! !!!

3. In a comic that I did, the reason why Wood Man was called 'Dick Twig' was because of how Rock was severely disappointed by Wood Man and kicks him between the legs before finishing him off with metal blades.