Author's Note: LAST TIME ON POKEBALL Z: BELLA-SUE WAS CAPTURED AND TEAM ROCKET AND THE COULLENS DID STUFF. HERE'S SOME MORE STUFF. ALSO, I DON'T OWN THAT "SONIC BOOM" SONG, DRAGONBALL Z, POKEMON OR TWILIGHT. (OH GOD, AND I AM SO GLAD I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT.)

"Go, Alice!" Carlisle declared, sending in Alice.

"Alice!" Alice Alice'd determinately.

James returned Carnivine and sent out his Mime Jr.

"Mime Jr., use Tickle!" James said.

Mime Jr. danced up to Alice and Mime-Mime'd.

"Aw, aren't you cute?" Alice cooed. "I love to dance, too!"

"Alice, concentrate!" Jasper whined.

"Don't worry, my visions'll-"

Mime Jr. lunged at Alice and started tickling her. She fell to the ground and laughed.

"It tickles, Jasper!"

"Idiots!" Bella snapped, still in the vacuum. "I'm still trapped!"

"Alice, kindly use Teleport," Carlisle said compassionately.

Alice suddenly vanished. Mime Jr. dropped to the ground.

"Mime-Mime?" Mime Jr. Mime-d. It looked towards James.

"I dunno," James said with a shrug.

Alice appeared behind Mime Jr. "Looking for me?" she said. "But Teleport won't woik in a Trainer battle!" Meowth exclaimed.

"We like to do whatever the heck we want if it moves the plot foreward," Bella-Sue said chagrinly.

"Oh," Brock said with a curt nod. "Like our first season. Alice, aim for the horn!"

Alice kicked Mime Jr. and Teleported away.

"HOW DARE YOU!" James snapped.

Alive continued to appear and teleport about 18 times. By now Mime Jr. was getting exhausted from looking from her and was sitting down.

"Mime Jr., Teeter Dance!" James said.

Mime Jr. wearily got up and did a hula-like dance. Alice stopped in her tracks and was now doing the same, a grimace on her face.

"What's happening?" Emmett asked.

"Teeter Dance," Jasper replied. "A Psychic-type move, I believe."

"It confuses the enemy," Carlisle murmered loudly. (Yes, he did.) "Alice, break free and use Future Sight!"

Alice stopped dancing and her eyed started to glow blue. She started to float in mid-air.

Then she stopped floating, stopped glowing and just stood there.

"That's it?" James asked.

Meowth whacked him upside the head. "Dat's bad! Don't you remember da last three or so times dat move was used?"

"...No."

"That move is going to do something really bad soon!" Jessie screamed. Then she smiled. "Wait, she's the Psychic twerp, right? The one who always messed up her predictions?"

"Not always," Alice said indignantly. "Besides, people can change their destiny-"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever."

"Mimic, Mime. Jr." James ordered. "Please."

"We've covered stuff about destiny," Brock said. "Didn't you see the second movie?"

"The what?" Alice turned to him. "What movie?"
"Mime Jr., Doubleslap!" James said.

Mime Jr. gave Alice two hard slaps across the face.

Jessie whacked James upside the head. "James! You know you're not supposed to hit a girl, even if she is a twerp!"

"A Hyper-Beam is fine and a Whip is fun, but dat's not cool!" Meowth said.

"It's alright," Esme said calmly. "Abuse is kind of accepted in our story."

"It's just about the kindest thing in the story, compared to the other stuff done," Jacob said.

"Oh..." Team Rocket just stared at them.

Then they all shared a good, long laugh.

"I'll go make us all some cookies," Esme giggled. She gave Carlisle a kiss on the cheeck and skipped inside.

"What a wife," Carlisle chuckled. "You never know what she'd gonna do next."

"Let's all forget our troubles with apples and milkshakes!" Alice said, giving a happy Mime Jr. a hug.

Then Future Sight kicked in.

A loud crack and a boom sounded, a blueish-white light shot down and struck Mime Jr...followed by another light striking Alice.

When the smoke of dramatic battle cleared, both Alice and Mime Jr. had fallen to the ground.

"NO, MIME JR." James bellowed, returning his Pokemon.

"NO, MY ALICE!" Jasper bellowed, retrieving his vampire.

"Both Alice and Mime Jr. are unable to battle!" Brock announced. "Next match decides the winner!"

"How convenient," Emmett said.

"That what I was gonna say," Edward said chagrinishly.

"My turn!" Jessie announced. "Go, Wobbuffet, Yanmega!"

"Two Pokemon?" Brock gasped. "But that's not fair..."

"Life isn't fair, twerp. Just let the others use two."

"Jessie, what are you doing?" James whispered to Jessie. "Why are you doing this all of a sudden?"

"I have a plan," Jessie whispered back. "We exhaust all of them and use our reserves to overpower and finish them off."

"That's oddly ingenious"
"What does that mean? I can't come up with something ingenious?"

"No, not that! It's just-"

"Edward, Jasper, I choose you both!" Carlisle called out.

"I'll kill you all for hurting my beloved like that!" Jasper roared as he and Edtard lept towards the battlefield.

"Edward, use Wing Attack on Wobbuffet. Jasper, use Confusion on Yanmega."

Edward struck first: his arms glowed as he lunged at Wubbuffet.

"You're fine as long as Wobbuffet doesn't use Counter," Brock told him.

"Thanks," Edward said to him, once more with chagrin.

"Wobbuffet, use Counter" Jessie said, giving Brock a wicked smirk.

"Whoops," Brock said chagrinishly.

Edward hit Wobbuffet with his glowing arms. Wobbuffet responded by glowing pink and reflecting a force back at Edward.

Edward flew across the field and back to Carlisle's side.

"Sorry, Daddy," Edweak said sullenly and with furious burning chagrin.

"S'okay," Carlisle said to him compassionately. "You're a man, you can do no wrong so long as Bella likes you."

"Edwaaaaaaaaaard!" Bella whined. "Try harder!"

"Edward, try harder. If you lose her, you're out of the family. We need that Sue if we want to be in a story."

"Alright," Edfart chagrined.

No one noticed Jasper use Confusion and Yanmega respond with Silver Wind.

"Hello, battle going on!" Jasper announced to his adoptive father/Trainer.

"Oh, right," Carlisle chuckled compassionately. "Edward, Confuse Ray. Jasper, sorry for all that."

"It's alright, you couldn't have known that the dragonfly was a Bug-Type, and therefore has a resistance against Psychic attacks." Jasper said expositionally.

"Right-i-oh, then. Now, if it's a Bug, we'll use a not-Psychic move. Use Focus Blast!"

"But it's a-"

"Shut up and do it," the Cullens snapped at him.

Edward spat out a ball of orange light at Wobbuffet, confusing it.

"Woooooobbuuuuuuu..." it Wobbuffet'd.

Jasper did a Hadoken-like move and shot a blast of focus at Yanmega.

Jessie giggled. "If you've been battling as long as we have, you'd know that Fighting-type moves aren't so strong against Flying-types! Yanmega, Silver Wind!"

Yanmega struggled to aim, but finally attacked Jasper with Silver Wind.

"Flying types?" Carlisle stared at Yanmega's wings. "Of course! A dragonfly."

"It all makes sense now!" Esme said as she walked towards him with a batch of warm chocolate chip cookies on a nice tray.

"Yanmega, now use SonicBoom!" Jessie declared, pointing dramatically at Jasper.

Sonic boom, sonic boom, sonic boom.

The resulting attack caused Jasper to faint.

Save the planet from disaster.

"Darn," Carlisle said, slamming his foot repeatedly into the ground. "Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn!"

"Carlisle!" Esme gasped, dropping a few cookies off her tray. "Language!"

"I'm sorry, honey. Edward-Stu, use Hyper Beam."

"I don't know Hyper Beam," Edward said with angsty chagrin.

"Oh, then use Poison Fang!"

Edward ran towards Wobbuffet, teeth akimbo and glowing purple. He bit into Wobbuffet's tail.

"Wooooooooo!" Wobbuffet screeched.

Edward ran back towards Carlisle as a strange white disc shot out of Wobbuffet's tail. The disco went straight to the closed battling thing near it...Yanmega.

Wobbuffet started to groan. For a second he glowed purple.

"Wobbuffet's been poisoned!" James said.

Jame bit her nail (through her glove). "Wobbuffet..."

"Jessie!" Meowth yelled at her.

"Oh, right. Yanmega, use Steel Wing!"

"Edward, use Wing Attack on Yanmega!" Carlisle declared, pointing at Yanmega.

The two clashed furiously: wing against arm, Edward and Yanmega bounced between each other. The battle was stunning to behold.

"Edward, I have an idea!" Esme shouted. "Use Flash to blind it!"

"Shut up, my lovely woman!" Carlisle said compassionately. "Edward, use Flash to blind it!"

Edward stood still and started to sparkle. The sun seemed to shine brighter as Edward started to get brighter and brighter. Soon the whole field was filled with white light.

"Waaaah!" Team Rocket screamed.

"Now, Edward, use Air Slash on Yanmega and Sludge Bomb on Wobbuffet!"

"Wobbuffet, please Counter!" Jessie called into the light.

When the light cleared, Yanmega had fallen. Wobbuffet was covered in thick purple sludge.

Wobbuffet groaned and tried to use Counter. It hit itself in confusion instead and collapsed from exhaustion.

"Return..." Jessie said, recalling both her Pokemon.

"Both Jessie's Pokemon are unable to battle!" Brock announced. "The Cullens win!"

"Let's all forget our troubles with chocolate chip cookies," Edward said with happily gloomy chagrin.

"What were your reserve again, Jessie?" James groaned.

"She was going to to use smoke bombs and run off with Bella," Edward said with proud, hazey chagrin. "I'd been using Mind Reader to predict Yanmega's moves when I decided to scan your mind, too."

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Team Rocket jumped into their balloon, which they were in already. Kind of like in the first Twilight book where Bella walked to the field they were already at.

"Not so fast!" Carlisle announced compassionately. "Emmett, Focus Blast!"

Emmett blasted Team Rocket and their balloon, sending them...BLASTING OFF AGAIN.

"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Team Rocket said as they were blasted into the horizon.

There was an audiable gleam.

"We did it!" Esme said.

"We're heroes!" Jacob announced.

"We won!" Edward chagrined chagrinly.

"Now let's forget our problems with cookies and milkshakes!" Carlisle laughed. "Esme, get in the kitchen and make us milkshakes with Whismer on top."

Everyone shared a nice laugh.

"Emmett, Emmett!" Emmett said, refering to Bella's voice and virginity.

"Wait, where is Bella?" Brock asked, stroking his chin.

"We blasted her away," Edward said, almost using his Chagrin attack.

"And Rosalie is still lost in the woods..." Esme mused.

Carlisle frowned and Glared at her. "ESME GET IN THE KITCHEN SMITH DAMMIT!"

Author's Note: NEXT TIME ON EDWARD'S BALLS Z: OUR "HEROES" MUST FIND THEIR SUE BEFORE TEAM ROCKET RUNS AWAY WITH HER. MEANWHILE, OUR "VILLAINS" MUST ESCAPE THE RAINY HOLE OF FORKS WITH THEIR NEW PRIZE. BUT WITH ALMOST ALL OF THEIR TEAM TIRED FROM THE BATTLE, THEIR TASK WILL BE COMPLICATED!