The Great Disney Edventure
Episode 1: An Apple a day keeps the Ed away
Part 3
I'm SO sorry about the delay, college kicked my butt, but back with part 3, only 1-2 more chapters before we move on to the next episode. Here we have The Silly Song, Someday my Prince will come, the witch starts to find Snow White, and Double D helps out the magic mirror.
I will never own ANYTHING I mention in this series, if I did Danny Antonucci would've made this a tv show by now.
Enjoy!
Now we left off were Double D was about to help out the mirror, but we'll get to that later.
After everyone was well feed, the dwarves decided to throw a party to celebrate Snow Whites arrival and everyone was having a good time, heck even Eddy was tapping his foot,
Grumpy was playing the organ, Sleepy was tuning out the recorder, Bashful was nailing the accordion, Dopey was jamming on the drums after a fly came, Doc was playing the guitar, Sneezy was on a big double bass, Happy was yodeling and Ed... well he was "playing" the comb he used in (Boys will be Eds, season 3 episode 7.)
Ho-la-la-ee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-ee-ay-ee-lee-ay
Ed and Dopey watched as Sneezy's Adam's apple bobbed up and down as he yodeled.
"There's a bug inside Sneezy I'll get it out!" yelled Ed as he was strangling Sneezy to unconsciousness.
"Nope no bug in Sneezy, Sneezy?" said Ed as Dopey checked for a pulse
Ho-la-la-ee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay
Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-lee-ay-lee-o-lee-ay
Soon Happy was ready to yodel as Eddy was tapping his foot and bumped into Grumpy.
"Hey watch it Pink Face!" yelled Grumpy.
"Last time I checked YOU were in my face Big Nose." yelled Eddy as he shoved Grumpy off the organ.
Soon the two were all at it punching and kicking each other.
"Boys!, Boys!," yelled Snow White.
Soon Grumpy kicked a hard kick to Eddy's...well um "special place." and the latter ended up screaming in a high pitch voice and fell on the ground in pain.
"Cool my ears are making music." said Ed. "It's like someone came and put a bell in it." he continued.
Snow White came straight to them.
"You two should be ashamed of yourselves, acting like children." she said. "Now you apologize to one another." she continued
"Sorry Big Nose." said Eddy.
"Sorry Pink Face." said Grumpy.
...ANYWAY
Happy started to sing
I'd like to dance and tap my feet
But they won't keep in rhythm
You see, I washed them both today
And I can't do nothing with 'em
Soon the rest of the chorus joined in
Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?
Soon Happy started yodeling and Snow White sang a pitch so high it cracked Ed into several pieces, but quickly came back together to sing a verse.
Hello my name is Ed
I can count to three
One, Two, um, umm
Wait don't tell me!, um,
no it's nots that.
"Enchilada pudding pie!"
Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?
Soon Bashful was too shy to sing his part, the rest of the dwarves found it funny when he hid in his beard, however Grumpy was getting impatient and after pushing on all the keys on the organ.
I chased a polecat up a tree
Way out on upon a limb
And when he got the best of me
I got the worst of him
Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?
Soon the whole cottage was in dancing joy. And it got even funnier when Sneezy and Dopey dressed up in a giant trench coat with Dopey on top and Sneezy on the bottom.
Soon Ed was laughing and dancing violently slamming Eddy all over the place.
"Ed!, You animal you're gonna kill me!" yelled a beaten up Eddy.
But that was the least of their worries as Sneezy was about to let out a huge sneeze, the other dwarves took cover, but Eddy hid behind Ed.
"Protect me Ed!" Yelled Eddy.
"Easy Peasy Japanesey Eddy." said Ed.
But just as Sneezy sneezed causing Dopey to shoot up, Ed was going to protect Eddy.
Until
"Oh look a nickel." said Ed bending down just as the blast sent Eddy away from the cottage
"YOU IDIOT!" yelled Eddy as he flew from the the cottage and into the woods.
"Eddy!, I will rescue you!" said Ed literally running through a wall and into the woods.
Soon Ed started running towards Eddy who was currently on the ground in agonizing pain, which increased after Ed tripped over him while running.
"Ow!, Ed that freaken hurt!" yelled Eddy holding his side in pain.
But the oaf didn't respond as he was staring at the castle in front of them.
"Hey lumpy I'm talking to you." yelled Eddy.
"Hey did lose your brain I'm talking to you." yelled Eddy just as Ed painfully pointed his finger to the castle smacking Eddy while doing so.
"It's Cinderella's castle!" yelled Ed.
"Wrong movie Ed." said Eddy holding his nose in pain.
Soon Ed ran into the castle laughing.
"Ed wait up you idiot." said Eddy.
Inside the castle The Magic Mirror was sobbing his eyes out.
"And I thought we were made for each other, but just because I don't have any limbs she dumps me for Brad Pitt." sobbed The Magic Mirror
"Well at least she dumped him maybe you still might have a chance." said Double D.
"No I heard she's engaged to some guy know, o-oh god I still can't watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S to this day because of h-her." said the still crying Magic Mirror.
"Double D!" yelled Ed before embracing his friend.
"Ed I'm still mad at you for thinking I was the witch." said Double D putting his hand in front of Ed's face talking not to come any closer.
Ed lowered his head in shame.
"I am sorry Double D but Eddy told me that-" but Ed was interrupted as Eddy shoved his hand to Ed's mouth.
"That we're so happy to see you Double D." said a panicky Eddy.
Double D merely frowned.
"May I help you gentlemen?" asked The Magic Mirror.
Ed and Eddy stopped cold and slowly turned to see The Magic Mirror.
"Well how do you do?" asked The Mirror.
Both Eds started screaming their heads off.
"It's alive!" screamed Eddy.
"Kill the Beast!" yelled Ed.
"Um Ed Beauty and the Beast didn't come out until 1991, this is Snow White." said Double D.
"This is Snow White?" said Ed.
The Mirror sighed.
"Look once you idiots stop crying I think I might know why your here." said The Magic Mirror.
"It talks!" yelled Ed.
"I believe we've already acknowledged that, any I pretty sure I know why you three were sent here." said The Mirror.
"We already know that, its because Ed's an idiot!" yelled Eddy, as he was pointing at the Oaf who was currently running around in circles laughing.
"Well he may be an idiot, but no your machine was powered by a magical source, not by traditional means." said The Mirror.
"You mean, my machine didn't work." said Double D who was starting to cry.
"Oh buck up Sock-Head, hey Mirror guy do you know what magic your talking about?!" yelled Eddy.
The Mirror lowered his head. "I'm afraid not, but I know someone who can, The Blue Fairy she can help you."
"Who?" said Eddy.
"The Name sounds familiar." said Double D
"Thats the name of the stuff between my toes guys." smiled Ed,
Ed and Double D instantly stepped away from Ed.
Double D was confused. "Strange, I used to watch disney movies when I was a kid, but I don't remember him."
"Its a side effect from multi universe traveling." said Ed.
"ED SHUT UP!" yelled Ed.
"No the yellow smelly one is right, in order to find your way home you find the Blue Fairy." said The Mirror.
"Thank you so much Mr. Mirror." said Double D.
"Yeah how can we ever repay you?" said Eddy.
"Well you can start by running away!" yelled a frighted Mirror.
Soon the Eds heard this god awful cackle and turned behind them and after a lightning strike stood the Old Hag that was The Queen.
The Eds screamed in fear.
"Its the queen!" yelled Double D.
"She's more ugly than I thought!" yelled Eddy.
"PG-13!, PG-13!" yelled Ed.
The Queen was walking closer to the frightened Eds.
"So you thought you could trespass in the Queens Castle eh, WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" yelled The Queen who was now inches from their faces.
Double D tried to be brave. "We know what your going to do with Snow White, and you will never get away with it." said Double D.
"Enough!" yelled The Queen. "I shall deal with you imbeciles myself." she continued.
And at that moment the window opened and a gust of wind blew the Eds into a dungeon cell.
The witch cackled and went up to the Eds.
"As soon as I take care of Snow White, I shall use you three as "test subjects." for the rest of your miserable lives." laughed the Queen as she headed off toward the Dwarves Cottage.
"We gotta get out of here, and fast!" yelled Eddy.
"But how Eddy, we've only been gone for less than 24 hours and we're already prisoners." said Double D.
"Raven!" yelled Ed.
"Really Ed, I'm more of a Starfire fan." said Eddy. "How can you even think about the Teen Titans at a time like-" Eddy began before being interrupted by Ed's massive grasp on his face.
"Raven!" yelled Raven.
But Ed was right as the Raven that was flying with the keys flew towards the Eds.
"Listen there's a secret entry way behind the castle, you can get to the forest in record time." said The Raven.
"It talks!" yelled Ed.
"It's Disney Ed, every animal talks." said Eddy.
Soon the Eds escaped and went out to the secret passage way.
"Thank you dear Raven, but why did you help us?" asked Double D.
"Well you would too if you only has a few minutes of screen time, and virtually no role or contribution to the plot." The Raven smiled. "Now go!" he said.
"Thanks Raven!" yelled Ed.
Soon the Eds now outside took one last look of the castle and ran into the woods.
"So Eddy you said that you are a Starfire fan?" said Double D.
"Yeah she's hot." said Eddy.
"I'm more of a Rob/Rae fab guys." said Ed.
"Now wait just a second!" yelled Ed
This conversation continued all the way to the Dwarves' cottage.
Meanwhile in Jump City.
Raven gasped and shuttered in fear.
"What's wrong Raven?" asked Robin.
"I have the strangest feeling that three idiots trapped in the Disney Universe are arguing about us, and the yellow one's winning!" said Raven.
Whew, I am sorry you guy's had to wait that long, but no matter next chapter will conclude Snow White and transition into Pinocchio. It will be a speedy update.
See ya real soon!