"I'm sure the readers are wondering what these five movies have in common other than that they're all animated and for kids. And are, in my opinion anyway, all really pretty good movies".

"What does animated mean?" asked Anna.

"It means pictures someone drew versus a real person filmed" shes said. "See how I'm clearer with less bright colors? I'm supposedly live-action, where you guys are all CGI animation" said CrystalQueen.

Jack looked around. He could see little differences in the animation on different people. Especially with the humans.

"So about what these films have in common. The lead character in Rise of the Guardians is Jack Frost. Frozen is loosely based on the fairytale The Snow Queen, so I'm prettier sure you can all figure out the connection there."

Jack recognized the fairytale. He wouldn't tell Elsa, but the Snow Queen was actually the villain of the story. He looked at her. So terrified her magic might hurt people. There was no way she'd kidnap children, even if their hearts had been frozen solid.

Fairytale movies did have a history of changing the story.

"Frozen and The Lorax are both musicals. One of the most famous songs in The Lorax is Let It Grow. It started getting memed. A year later Frozen came out, with it's big song Let It Go. So the first song got memed even more So that's why I decided to add The Lorax in. At least, that's my excuse anyway".

A few people snorted at that.

"Since I'm showing the Lorax, I should probably show the other Dr. Seuss movies" said CrystalQueen.

"Dr. Seuss?" asked Stoick.

"Theodor Geisel's pen name was Doctor Seuss. He wrote a ton of children's picture books. So far three of them have been made into animated movies. I'm showing the Lorax and Horton Hears a Who. I decided against showing the Grinch because two different Whovilles would be a little confusing"

"So we're all from a kids book?" asked the Lorax.

"First of all," said CrystalQueen "Technically the only real important characters in the book are the Once-ler and the Lorax, because the book is only about thirty pages long. Second, all of these are based on something"

"Two are Dr. Seuss movies, Frozen was an old fairytale, and Rise of the Guardians and Vikings are loosely based on children's novels. If any of the readers didn't know that about the last two, allow me to emphasize the books are VERY different than the movies" said CrystalQueen.

"Anyway. That leaves Vikings. Why are you guys here? Well, honesty I just thought hey I have these other four! How could I not throw them in?

Stoick was confused. "I don't see-"

"In fanfiction Vikings is crossed over with Rise of the Guardians very frequently. Frozen pretty often too. So, it's one of my favorite movies ever! How could I not add it in? CrystalQueen explained.

"Okay, enough of my yabbering. Let's get you all seated so we can start the first movie.

CrystalQueen snapped her fingers and made a semicircle of seats appear for the front row. "Special seats for the main characters. Anna, Elsa, Jack Frost, Hiccup, Toothless, Once-ler, Ted, Horton, Ned, go sit up there"

Anna sat down in a random seat. To her right Mayor Mcdodd sat down. Horton, being an elephant, was too big for a seat so he sat on a cushion at the right end. Jack set down on Anna's left. Elsa sat right next to him. Ted sat at the very last seat. The Once-ler squeezed in between Elsa and Ted.

Toothless placed himself on a quilt laid out to the left of the seats. Hiccup, to his confusion, found that there were not enough seats for everyone. He found a cushion. He placed it onn the quilt and leaned back against Toothless.

"Okay. Vikings to the right. Rise of the Guardians and Frozen in the middle, Horton Hears a Who and Lorax to the left" said CrystalQueen. Everyone did so. "Rebecka, escort the time travelers to their appropriate section"

The Once-ler turned around. He saw his family. They looked the way they had when he'd last seen them, which was about thirty years ago. There were also two colonial parents with their little girl, and a King and Queen.

Jack, Anna, and Elsa all called out to their deceased families until CrystalQueen requested they leave them alone for the time being. They reluctantly agreed.

"Alright. Here are the rules" said CrystalQueen. "You won't be hungry, tired, or have to get up for any reason. That way we can watch hours of movies all at once. You won't need it, but food and drinks will be served. You have blankets at your feet if you get cold. You can talk and move around to some extent, but if you're going to become disruptive you'll be magically prevented from doing so. Understand?"

Everyone nodded. "Does that apply to the four of us back here?" asked O'hare, as he and the other three villains were chained together on rickety stools.

"Everything except the blankets, because it's hard to reach to the ground if you're chained together" said CrystalQueen.

"Why are we stuck back here anyway?" asked Hans.

"Because your the villains. You don't expect me to treat the villains the same as I treat the good guys do you?" asked CrystalQueen.

"But there's four of us and five movies" said Pitch.

"And, me and Prince Hans are from the same story!" said the Duke.

"I'm glad you brought that up" said CrystalQueen. "Not every movie really has a villain. In Vikings, sure there are antagonists, but no real villain. Unless you count the Red Death thing, I don't. She's not really a character".

The Vikings were all confused, having no idea who or what the Red Death was. Only Hiccup, Toothless and Astrid had a guess what she was talking about.

Some other characters also confused the Red Death with a plague.

"Some of the other films do have more villains, but they don't really deserve to be in the same position you four are, circumstances being what they are" said CrystalQueen, gazing at the Once-ler and a certain Kangaroo.

"And there are some characters who do messed up stuff, but they're technically not villains so I let it slide" she said. "You'll see what I mean when we watch the movies"

"Everyone ready?" CrystalQueen asked. The audience nodded. CrystalQueen walked up to the balcony as an Imax sized screen lowered.

"I'm giving the readers one more chance to tell me what movie they want first. Otherwise, I know what the top vote is" said CrystalQueen.