A/N: Hey guys, another chapter! Day 10 marks the one third mark! Woooooohooooooooo!
Day 10:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, I don't care about that STUPID dagger! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT STUPID DAGGER! I DON'T NEED THAT STUPID DAGGER! Although I don't have a sword...or money... or a shield... or anything. Hmmmmm... I hate that dagger! Hate it, hate it, hate it! Anyways, I decided to explore the castle more. I went up a cool set of stairs to the top of the castle... the fourth level? No, maybe the seventh. Wait, no, the third? I don't know. So, I saw this little dollar thing, I raced to get it, and there were a lot of peeps there already, and they were all there! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There won't be enough money for me! Wait, what's this about a bank? YOU MEAN THERE'S A BANK WHERE I CAN DEPOSIT MY STUFF SO I WON'T LOSE IT? Oh, but I don't have anything. Hehehehehehe. Maybe I can steal from the bank. Oh no. Did I just say that out loud? Oh, look. Someone responded to me. He said, "I'm going to report you." What does that mean? Report me to where? You mean a report card? Nooooooooooooooo, I don't wanna go back to school! I'm too cool for school, mommy said so. But then again my mom's an idiot, so what does she know? And then a lvl 74 came up to me and guess what he said? "You ********, I like my mom. don't insult my mom. She's not an idiot." And I said, "Gosh I was saying my own. Like, gosh, guy." and he said, "Dude, how do you know my name?" and I said, "Because I'm THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE." And Guy said, "Fail." and I said, "Your mom's a fail." And Guy said, "Your mom's a epic fail." does that mean she's epic? Because she is... NOT! And then I said, "Hey, don't pick on newbies." And he said, "Oh, that's right. You're a NOOB in a tube. And I'm a cool dude with a... help me out," and I said, "with a bad attitude." And another guy came in and guess what his username was? ImMaFail4Ever! He was like, "NOOBS THESE DAYS!" and Guy was like, "I no, rite?" And I was like, "SOB FOR BOB" And they were like, "Fail."
P.S. I know I shouldn't write in big paragraphs, but my English teacher's not here, so ha!
Day 11:
Today I made a hard decision... TO BE AN ADVENTURER! I walked out of my safety zone (Lumbridge Castle) and headed down a road. Soon, I came to an intersection and did not know which way to go. A user called NERD_B_GONE_27 walked past me sayin' "UsE dA MaP! SuCkEr" WHAT! THERE's A STINKIN MAP! WoW, WoW. There's a place called Draynor Manner, and I'm guessing it's a place to learn manners. I'm going there to see why other suckers are going there. I walked down the lonely path... three roads diverged in a cross-section and I took the one to Draynor Manner. I saw fainted trees... actually they're dead trees. I walked to the princess's castle where Bowser kept my fair princess Peach locked up and tortured her every day. OW! WHY'D YOU ATTACK ME... there's no one here. I don't know. I keep walking, and I want to know who had attacked me so I head back. OW! LOSING HITPOINTS HERE! OW! DOWN TO 17! OMG, IT'S A TREE! HEY, I'M DYING...
Day 12:
I WILL BE AN EXPLORER, AND I WILL GO BACK AND FIND THAT TREE AND CONQUER IT! I came, I saw...I died. I WILL ATTEMPT YET AGAIN TO BE A HERO! AND EXPLORER. Oh no! I died again! I simply cannot die again. I will abandon any hopes of rescuing my fair princess from the evil clutches of Bowser and his evil minions. Oh, princess, forgive me! HEY! STOP CALLING ME A NOOB! JUST BECAUSE I DIED MANY TIMES, IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A NOOB! BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A NOOB IS, SO QUIT CALLING ME ONE AND GO GET A DICTIONARY! GEEZ PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT ME, AT LEAST USE A BETTER VOCABULARY! Hey, guess what? Someone just wanted to trade with me. So I will see what they want. Hey, they just gave me a bunch of...fish? They just said that I will need this, so they decided to give me it. That's nice. OH MY GOD. AND I THOUGHT HE WAS NICE. RIGHT AFTER TRADING ME A LOT OF FISH, HE CALLED ME... A NOOB.