Disclaimer: I don't own DW or Beauty and the Beast

This is the last chapter I will write. I know, it's sad, and it's probably going to be short. Also I'm sorry to all you who wanted the pajama cheat... The description was not very clear so I couldn't figure it out. I don't think it was legit anyway.

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Chapter 4- In the End

Zhuge Liang walked into the court room purposefully late. He didn't want to go through trying to get the people to settle down and keep quiet again but when he entered, there was silence. He looked around in astonishment at the jury who were behaving themselves and not acting like children like they had the previous times. Taking his seat, Zhuge Liang looked to Lu Bu who was staring daggers at everyone. "Thank you, Lord Lu Bu, you have saved me my sanity." He stated then looked to Zhou Yu. "What were you saying before the break?"

Zhou Yu narrowed his eyes. "I was only concluding my question to Cao Pi."

Zhuge Liang rose an eyebrow. "I see, well, is there anything else you two would like to say before the Jury and I decide the verdict?" He looked from Zhou Yu who shook his head then to Sima Yi who stood up. "Yes, Sima Yi? You have something you want to say?"

"Yes. Zhou Yu, you are the only one who hasn't explained your part of the story. What have you to say about this whole incident?"

Wu's strategist yawned. "I really have nothing else to tell that hasn't already been said."

He gave him a skeptical look. "Oh, really? I think there's something you know that you aren't sharing with us."

Sweat beads began to form on Zhou Yu's head. "I have no idea what you are talking about!"

"Spill the beans you pathetic worm!"

"ALL RIGHT! IT WAS ALL MY FAULT!"

"Really?"

"No." Was all Zhou Yu said and smirked at the confused look Sima Yi had on his face.

Zhuge Liang watched Sima Yi pout and slouch back into his seat. "Eh, all right then... So I guess that we will now-" He was cut short by Lu Bu who rushed up before the him.

"I have something to say!" He growled and pointed his weapon at Sima Yi's head. "You, bug! Get up to the stand! And you too, pretty boy!" He said pointing to Zhou Yu. The two quickly scurried over to the stand and looked at each other nervously. "Now, do you both swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but so help you God?" They nodded, there was no bible but who was going to argue with cockroach boy? Zhuge Liang, that's who.

Zhuge Liang tapped on the mighty warrior's shoulder "Lu Bu you can't-"

"SILENCE! I DEMAND TIME TO TALK!" He looked at the two strategists at the stand. "Now, is it true that you two conspired in secret one day to plot against Zhang He?"

"WHAT!" The two said in union.

"YES! YOU PLOTTED TO GET RID OF HIM! Sima Yi! You knew that Cao Cao would be even cockier once Zhang He was gone since he had gone mad. You could kill him off easier so you went to Zhou Yu to carry out a plan."

"That's nonsense! Zhou Yu would never help me for no reason!" Sima Yi said in an almost shaky voice.

"Oh, really? Well, I think killing off Cao Cao would present an upside for Zhou Yu. The two Qiao's would be safe from his grasp and Wei would be weaker... but he didn't know why you would want to kill your own Lord. So you told him that Zhang He would be taken out in the process because he knew the guy annoyed you all the time, thus he agreed!

When you got back to Wei, you told Cao Cao that Zhang He would get the Two Qiao's for him and he liked that idea, so Cao Cao sent Zhang He on the mission. Before he left you told Zhang He to ambush Sun Ce first because he would be harder to take out than Zhou Yu."

"I ah-"

"ZHOU YU! You helped Sima Yi hatch a plan and told your sworn brother and the Two Qiao's that you were all going on a picnic, but in truth, it was Zhang He's death trap. You made sure Da Qiao was behind Sun Ce and the rock was in place based on the velocity of Da's kick. When Zhang He spring attacked Sun Ce, the plan was taken into effect and thus, Zheng He met his death."

"..."

"ADMIT IT! IT'S THE TRUTH! YOU TWO WERE ONLY GOING ALONG WITH THIS WHOLE COURT THING TO NOT GET CAUGHT!" He swung his halberd at their heads as everyone stared in awe at Lu Bu's explanation.

"All right, it's true!" Sima Yi said, ducking to get away from the halberd.

Zhou Yu did the same and admitted it for fear of his life. "But how in the world did you find out!"

Lu Bu held up the magic mirror from Beauty and the Beast. "I jacked this thing from some hairy guy in a castle with talking furniture while I was headed back here after I sold the monkey stew and got those pajamas. It shows everything past and present." The people stared in awe at the mirror before them.

Zhuge Liang banged his gavel on the stand and stood up. "I have come to a conclusion! There will be no punishments, for both sides are guilty, Lu Bu will be given some new and better pajamas for his discovery, and I'm going back to Shu now. CASE DISMISSED!"

THE END

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