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A Royal Feeling!

Emphasis on a certain word

"Important words"

'Important thoughts'

"Talking"

'Thinking'

'KYUUBI THOUGHTS'

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything associated with the Naruto series.

"Since the Princess feels she no longer needs you, you will be getting a new mission in around 3 weeks." Kakashi said and had finished reading from the scroll he had found in his room with a royal seal on it.

"Oh…" Naruto looked away, trying not to look guilty or disappointed. He had gotten close to these people. Even the bastard. But this was not his life; it was a mission. And he had found it hard to remember whilst romancing the bastard. He shrugged and walked down the hall, shoving his hands in his pockets.

He would still see Sasuke, maybe 20 more times. Lately Sasuke had been coming over more and more, along with his family. Naruto was not that stupid or blind; he knew they were proposing a marriage. He was not stupid; he could feel it when his heart was breaking.

After this, he'd be returned to his old life, where he was a lonely ninja with hopes of being Hokage. He should have known better, but he had let his guard down. Let all those people get close. Why was he so stupid? When the mission was over, it was back to being a monster.

He ruffled his hair and put a smile on his face, his dazzling teeth and bright blue eyes lying to the world. He felt Kyuubi shuffled around and gripped the sides of his head, giving it a quick shake. He sighed and with a whisper "Sexy No Jutsu," He was again the princess.

He looked at himself in the mirror as he silently was dressed. The maids that were dressing her were distressed; he usually protested verbally or made jokes about it. The oldest maid frowned, shooing the other maids away.

"Naruto-sama," She started, looking him in the eye.

"Call me Naruto!" He called, looking away. "I'm no royalty…"

She sighed, looking at him sympathetically. Something must be really bothering the boy, because he was always a ray of sunshine. She had a son like him; but he had passed away from an unknown illness. She could not reach Tsunade-hime in time, but swore to help this boy- erm girl? The maid gave him a motherly smile and finally asked "What's wrong?"

With that, Naruto fell onto her knees, a lost look in his face. So many things were wrong. "I'm a monster…." Was all he managed whispered as he cradled his face in his hands. Not a tear could be shed; those had dried up long ago. But sadness still filled his heart as he told the maid of what he had done. The monster had fallen in love with the prince.

She did not turn away, she gave a sympathetic ear. Naruto's form leaned onto hers and she let him lean, remaining silent the whole time. She nodded every once in a while and when he cried, embraced him. When the situation the boy was in dawned upon her, she too felt like crying.

No words were spoken as Naruto stood up, brushing the dress up and went to meet her suitors. One thought remained in his head. 'Why does it have to be this way?'

Kyuubi hissed. 'IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY………….'

Naruto cocked his head. 'What do you mean, Kyuubi?' Naruto was worried; what did the Kyuubi want? It never talked to him. He always just begged the Kyuubi for chakra, there was no socializing. There was never talking for almost any reason. The Kyuubi obviously wanted something and Naruto wasn't in the best position to stop her.

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Sasuke nodded, complying to the terms of the marriage contract. The princess had many suitors, which was why Sasuke decided to bump the marriage up a date, that way the kingdom she lived in could not choose another suitor; the contract would be finalized.

Sasuke felt almost…happy? Excited? Maybe a mix of both. But the shine in his normally dull black eyes gave away his happiness. He would see her again in a week, then he would tell her. He almost smiled thinking of the look on her face when she found out. Probably something loud and brash, that would be much like her.

Sasuke knew he was very lucky, making such a vital alliance and marrying someone he could actually get along with. Between fights, of course.

Kakashi said something smart about "great make up sex" and Sasuke almost killed him. Almost. Bastard got away.

Sasuke sighed, getting up to leave the room after he was dismissed. 'Why wait for later? Why not tell her now?' He ran down the halls, looking into the 'suitor' room where they met weekly.

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"What the hell do you mean?! This marriage is so sudden!" Naruto cried, looking into Kakashi's eyes, hoping it was a joke.

"It's true. I'm sorry…" Kakashi thought of a few things to say, a few lectures….. but the look on Naruto's face told it all.

Kakashi silently left, watching Naruto face go from stunned to sad. She again composed herself as another drunk noble came in, only hoping for a glimpse of her breasts.

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He saw her, chatting up an ogre-ish looking noble that kept trying to touch her. She offered him more sake, smiling. 'Those behaviors would have to stop,' Sasuke decided, his possessive streak almost turning violent as he attempted to grope her. He opened the door and walked up to her, picking her up onto her feet and turning her to face him.

"T-teme! What do you think you're doing?!" She asked, squirming in his grasp. "Let me go! Bastard!" She cried, the man at the table to drunk to really do anything.

"Marrying you." He answered, looking at the stunned look on her face.

"M-marrying me..."Naruto answered, looking stunned. The drunken man had left the room, her last suitor for the day. 'Oh no…wh-what if Sasuke…' Sasuke kissed her possessively.

"You belong to me now." Sasuke stated sternly, looking her in the eye. "And everyone is going to know." Sasuke ripped her dress and bit down on her neck, marking it. She gasped, feeling his breath continue to graze her neck.

"W-what? I belong to no one, Teme!" Naruto bit back, attempting to kick Sasuke. She was laid down on top of the table, the table cloth slipping off as Naruto struggled. "You bastard! L-let me GO!" Naruto struggled, feeling Sasuke's mouth descend upon his own.

"Too late, Princess." Sasuke smirked, as a maid that was walking quickly gasped and shut the door. The ripped dress slid off with a few tugs.

"T-teme." Naruto bit out, as she felt the smooth fabric slide off her.

"Yessss?"

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Naruto sighed, awaking from a good sleep. She rolled over to see Sasuke beside her. 'SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITSHITSHIT!' was all that ran through Naruto's mind when she remembered the night before. She rolled off the table, her back cracking. 'She spun around, seeing Sasuke's eyes open. She threw her dress on and ran down the hall way, into her room, slamming the door shut.

Unable to break the 'Sexy No Jutsu,' feeling a tingling in her gut. She instead changed her appearance, with short red hair and the same blue eyes. She changed into the nearest dress she could find; a small sea foam green sundress with some heels and walked out into the hallway to see a frazzled-looking Sasuke.

"Are you ok?" She asked, her blue eyes peering into his black eyes.

"Are you related to the princess?" Sasuke asked, recognizing the blue eyes.

"No. Just a guest here in the castle." Naruto answered, walking away. Her shoes making a soft 'tap-tap' noise as she walked down the hallway.

"Ok…" Sasuke was slightly confused and angry, seeing as she had just ran away. He walked down the halls to collect his belongings and left the guest bedroom he should have slept in and laid down, thinking over the wedding ceremony.

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Naruto ran back into her room, upset. She felt tears well in her eyes. 'Stupid female hormones!' She wiped them off and jumped onto the bed.

'ALL THIS JUMPING AROUND CAN'T BE GOOD FOR THE KITS,' Kyuubi purred, dragging 'mental Naruto' to the front of her cage.

'BOY.' She greeted, staring at his small form.

'Kyuubi.' He greeted, grimacing. 'What are you talking about, kits?'

'YESSS, YOU HAVE A DIFFEREN'T TERM FOR THEM, DON'T YOU……BABIES?' Kyuubi almost questioned, looking slightly thoughtful. 'BABIESS, YESSS?'

'Babies.' If Naruto wasn't already in her mind, she would have passed out.

'SEXY NO JUTSU IS VERY USEFUL, DON'T YOU THINK?' The Kyuubi grinned, looking at the horror on Naruto's face. 'DON'T YOU, BOY?'

Kyuubi's tails reached out for her, almost gently wrapping around her. 'WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? KILL THEM?'

Naruto's face got paler, if that was possible. 'Babies…' Was the only coherent thought in her mind. The distress coming off of her ward was truly 'amusing,' the Kyuubi thought happily.

'WELL?' Kyuubi asked, waiting for an answer.

'N-no!' Naruto could not kill a child, no matter how much she didn't want it. After this mission, he would have to retire for a while and hope Tsunade could help her. This latest mission would be more than enough to last him a few months, but what about afterwards? He would have to go to work after the child was born.

'BABIES. I WAS PLURAL.' Kyuubi responded, reading his mind. 'AS IN…MORE THAN ONE.' Kyuubi smirked at the horror on Naruto's face.

'Kyuubi…' Horror was on Naruto's face. He thought it was bad before but…'How many?'

'HOW MANY WHATTT?' The Kyuubi replied, looking away with unsuppressed laughter.

'How many babies, Kyuubi.' Naruto asked; dread welling up in his chest.

'TWO. I WAS FEELING LAZY. YOU ARE LUCKY BOY.' Kyuubi grinned, looking at the face his 'container' made. 'THERE COULD BE ONE FOR EVERY TAIL I HAVE IF I REALLY WANTED.'

He looked really pale. Kyuubi grinned, feeling the connection between him and the container become small. She grinned wider, seeing her 'container' disappear. 'AWWW….MY FUN FOR TODAY IS GONE….'

She settled down and laughed. 'NOW TO WATCH THE FUN PLAY OUT BEFORE ME...'

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Sasuke walked down the halls, finally spotting the princess (the real princess). He almost smiled. He turned her to face him (she was also walking down the halls).

"What do you want the wedding to look like?" Sasuke asked, thinking about the castles décor and which castle they would get married in.

"W-wedding?" She asked excitedly. 'The stupid ninja paid off!' She grinned and took Sasuke's arm, walking with him. "Well, a lot of pink."

As soon as she said that, Sasuke felt something was a miss. He tried to shake it off, looking into her eyes. Those familiar eyes.

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Naruto walked away from the castle, his pack on his back. Everyone had come to say good bye; the maids, butlers, even the King and Queen. Because the marriage was such a success and the optimum outcome was reached, they gave him enough money for YEARS. He smiled, waving, remembering all the good times there.

Even if he was sad, he wanted them to remember him with a smile on his face, as they're regular ray of sunshine. Kakashi was going to escort him to the border of the country almost until they hit Konoha. He felt Kakashi's eyes never leave him, knowing he would have to explain why he never changed back into a boy.

As soon as they were out of sight, Kakashi stopped him. His eyes were in an upside down U shape. "So, Naruto-chan, why are you still a girl?"

"No reason." Naruto answered. It really wasn't any of Kakashi's business and he wanted to keep this to himself, Iruka and Tsunade. No matter how well-meaning Kakashi was, he could not know.

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A Royal Disaster!