Jenny: Sasuke are you gay?
Sasuke: WTF?!
Jenny: Yes or no?
Sasuke: Hell no!
Jenny: Then why did ya' kiss Naruto?
Naruto: Because a bastard elbows my ass.
Jenny: Hmm… Makes perfect excuse.
Naruto & Sasuke: Excuse? What excuse?! You saw it in the 3rd episode!
Jenny: Ok whatever… anyways, why ain't Saku-chan and Gaara-kun talking?
Gaara: Because we don't have anything to talk about it.
Sakura: Anyways, shouldn't we start the story?
Jenny: Okay…
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, & Gaara: She does not own Naruto.
Jenny: Also, here's the result.
Saku/Sasu: 2
Saku/Neji: 2
Saku/Gaa: 1
Chapter 4: Befriended with the Uchiha
"O-Oh my god, that was the funniest thing I ever took," said Sakura while laughing and holding a camera. Both Sasuke and Naruto wipe their mouth and glare at each other.
"This is all your fought Sasuke," said Naruto.
"You shouldn't be talking dobe," said Sasuke.
"Don't call me a dobe Teme," Naruto charges at him, but then his fc blocks him with an angry expression.
"Don't you dare touch Sasuke-kun and you'll pay for what you did Naruto," they said. Naruto backs up.
"It was an accident," but then shivers when they crack their knuckles.
"Naruto, your annoying," said Ino. They walked towards Naruto.
"Why me?" when he was about to get hit on the head a thousand times, Sakura went in front of him to block him with arms wide open.
"Don't you dare hurt him," Sakura glares at them.
"Move it forehead-girl, he stole Sasuke-kun's kiss," said Ino.
"He said it was an accident," Now Sakura's glare went to daggers that sent some of the fc's shiver and backed off.
"I said move it forehead-girl," then Ino push Sakura aside, but Sakura grab her arm and flung her down the floor where Iruka's desk is at. All boys went wide eyes at Sakura.
"I warn you Ino-san," then she held out her hand to Naruto, "You okay, Naruto-kun?" Sakura smiles him. Naruto smiles and took her hand.
"Thanks Sakura-chan," Naruto thank her. When the bell rang, Naruto sat beside Sakura and Sakura sat beside Sasuke. (You how they sat with each other.)
"Okay students, right now you're all genin, and now we'll assign a three man-squad," said Iruka.
"Team 1, blah blah blah! Team 7: Uzamaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke," he announce.
"How did you get in his team forehead-girl," Ino mutter at Sakura, but she seems in a deep thought.
"So this time, I'm in this team… That is so awesome! First I get to meet them, now I'm in there team! Scores!" Sakura thought.
"Now I won't be with Naruto-kun," Hinata thought.
"Team 8: Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, and Aburame Shino."
"I don't get it, why are you guys are all over him, I mean he's just a boy," said Shikamaru lazily.
"Don't you get it Shikamaru?" Ino ask.
"No, I don't 'cause I'm not a girl," He replied.
Ino sigh and grin, "You're so clueless, jealous is another thing, I hate to be in your team."
"Team 10: Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru," Ino gasp.
"Heh, what did you say about hating to be in my team," Shikamaru smirks. Ino glares at him.
"and Akamichi Choji," Ino lay her chin on the desk and covers her head with her hands.
"Not food boy too," she groans. Naruto stood up from his seat.
"Wait, sensei, why is Teme had to be in my team?" Naruto ask while pointing at Sasuke. Sakura only smiles weakly at him.
"Because he has the highest scores and you, Naruto, have the lowest scores," almost all the people laugh, "so we put the highest with the lowest."
"Just don't get in my way, loser," said Sasuke. Naruto growls at him and was about to argue with him when Sakura put her arms in front of him.
"Naruto-kun, its okay, just try to ignore him," said Sakura.
"But Sakura-chan," Naruto glares at Sasuke for a moment, "Fine," with that he sat down.
"Thank you Sakura," said Iruka. Sakura nodded.
"You'll all be meeting your teachers after lunch, so be back," then the bell rang and everyone rush out the doors.
Sasuke stood up and walking out the door, Sakura notice this.
"Hey Naruto-kun, let's have lunch together with Sasuke-san too," Sakura said.
"What?!" Naruto shouted which earn him a punch on the head.
"Keep it down," she said. Naruto rubs his head from the pain
"But why Teme?" He whined.
"I just want us to get to know him, and maybe we can be friends," she explains.
"But I hate his guts," said Naruto.
"Naruto if you do get to know him, he can be really nice sometimes."
"How do you know?"
"I met him once, well… It didn't turn out right that time, but the second time we met he try to attack me."
"He what?! Why I will beat him to a pulp!" Naruto was about to run out and give Sasuke a piece of his mind when Sakura grab his shoulder and twirl him around to face her again.
"Wait Naruto-kun, let me finish. When he was about to attack me a squirrel bit him," Naruto laugh at this.
"O-Oh my god, hahahahaha, h-he got bit by a-a squirrel. Hahahahaha!"
"Okay that was a good laugh, but let's get back to the story. When he got bit by a squirrel, I heal him and we started to have a conversation. So that's when he shows some of his emotion."
"That was a great story even the squirrel part," Naruto chuckled a little now.
"So will you have lunch with me and Sasuke-san?"
"Fine, but do you know where he eats?"
"I do, but I don't know where it is."
"You know where he eats, but you don't know where he is? Then how do you know where he eats?"
"Remember Naruto-kun, I'm a g."
"Oh… So where does he eats?"
"In his room"
"I know where it is," then Naruto grab her hand, "let's go," then he drags her out the class.
They went to Sasuke's house and stopped right in front of it, "What are we waiting for? Let's go," Naruto started to walk towards it, but Sakura grab his collar.
"Hold on Naruto-kun, let's surprises him instead," Sakura grins and so did Naruto.
Sasuke was leaning against his window and looking outside while eating rice balls.
"I wonder what Sakura and dufus is doing?" thought Sasuke. Then Naruto and Sakura pop there heads out on either side of his window.
"Hi Sasuke," they shouted with a smile which made him fell backwards on the ground.
"What the hell did you guys come from?" he said. Naruto and Sakura jumps in the house.
"Um… well, we just want to have lunch with you," said Sakura.
"Why?" he ask.
"So we can get to know each other and maybe become friends," Sakura smiles, hoping to hear him say yes.
"I don't want friends," he turns his back at them which made Sakura fall anime style and stood up quickly.
"Oh come on Sasuke-san, since we're going to be teams at least we could be friends," said Sakura.
"Yeah, anyways we'll be stuck together until we're Chunin or Jonin," said Naruto.
"I said I don't want friends," He repeated.
"I'll give you some tomato…" Sakura sang.
"No"
"Rice balls?" Sakura sang again.
"No"
"Ramen," Naruto tried. Sasuke looked at him weird.
"Defiantly not," he replied.
"Come on Sasuke-san," Sakura grabs his wrist and look at him with puppy eyes, "Pwease," Sasuke blushes a little and twitches his eyebrow. Then quickly pull his wrist out of her gasp.
"No, now go away," He turns his back on them again and began to walk out of his room. Then he felt hands were attached to his ankles. He looked at the person and it was Sakura with a chibi teary eyes.
"Pwease Sasuke-san," she said in a childish voice.
"Fine, I will be you and that dobe's friend, now will you please let go of me?" he ask madly. Sakura let go of him and started to happy dance.
"Yay!" Sakura exclaim. Sasuke walked out of his room and smile all the way to the kitchen.
Done!
Jenny: Yeah, Sakura you'll never give up!
Sakura: Thanks!
Sasuke: That was stupid… 'Gets hit on the head by Jenny's fist' What the hell was that for?!
Jenny: That was calling it stupid.
Naruto: Haha! Teme, you're an idiot and you call me dumb.
Gaara: That doesn't make sense.
Sasuke: Yeah, so you shouldn't be talking dobe.
Naruto: Grrr…
Jenny: Anyways, that's all for this chapter, bye! And here are free cookies! 'Gives all you guys cookies'
