A/N: Happy Hump Day. *singing* The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump. Oh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump. Oh oh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump. Oh oh do me baby. Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump. Oh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump. Umm… What was I saying? Oh right, pool party time! Woot woot. I'm gonna warn you all that our Wardo is gonna be a little OOC in this chapter. Jealousy will do that to a guy and I'm scratching an itch here people. LOL!
Playlist for this chapter is: Heartbeat by Childish Gambino, Give It To Me Right by Melanie Fiona, P.Y.T by Michael Jackson, Cry To Me by Solomon Burke and We Are Young by Fun. Yes, it's a strange mix, I know, but I was jamming out.
Thanks to all who are reading and reviewing. And thanks to my ladies, LovinRob and DannysMom, for doing what you do. Hugs and smoochies too.
Chapter 4
Edward
We all decided earlier that morning that we were going to rent a cabana for the day. Between the 8 of us it was pretty cheap and we rented the VIP cabana. We had our own little pool and floats, a beer pong table, two TV's and an XBOX game console. It was freaking insane. Kate, our own personal attendant, assured us she would always be there to refill our beer buckets or get the girls fresh drinks. The DJ is playing amazing music and it's a great start to what I'm sure is going to be a great day.
After we all lathered up with sunscreen and Kate brought us our first round of drinks, we headed off to play in the lazy river. This place is jam packed with people. There are people everywhere, sitting on the edges and standing against the walls of the lazy river. The current is pretty fast around some of the sharper corners and if you let yourself just float that shit will whip you right around. It's awesome.
All the boys, minus Riley of course, are rough housing and we end up getting separated from the girls. We fool around for bit longer before deciding to head over to the wave pool. I keep an eye out for Bella, Riley and the other girls on our way over there but don't see them. I'm not worried, I just miss my wife. I'm lame. Jizz, Poof, Ham and I make our way out to the deep end of the wave pool and just wait for the waves to start.
"How's married life treating you Wardo?" Alec asks me.
"It's awesome!" I tell them, because so far it is.
"What are you guys going to do?" Jizz asks.
"About what?" I wonder.
"Well she still lives in San Diego and you're still in Phoenix. I doubt you guys want to continue with the long distance shit now that you're married." Jizz tells me.
"Hmm… Well I guess that's something we need to discuss." I say.
"Yeah, probably should have done that before you got married don't you think?" Alec says.
"Nah, we're spontaneous like that. We'll figure it out." I tell him.
"Well, I guess I have news. Rosie is moving to Phoenix next month." Ham says.
"No shit! That's great man." I tell him.
"Alice has mentioned maybe moving her shop to Phoenix as well. So maybe they'll all be in Phoenix soon." Jizz says.
"I don't really care. I mean, I'm comfortable with my current fire house and all the guys I work with, but I'd be willing to find a new station in Cali if HB wanted to stay in San Diego. Or I'm cool with her moving to AZ as well. I'm just cool. I need a beer." I say just as the horn sounds, indicating that the waves are about to start.
We let the waves carry us back to the shallow end and make our way back to the cabana. There is a fresh bucket of beers on the table and all the girls, and Riley of course, are floating around the little pool, slurping their frozen drinks.
I grab a beer and head into the pool. It only goes up to my knees, so when I get to where Bella is floating I just tower over her.
"Excuse me, but you're blocking my sun Jolly Green Giant." Bella says, using her arms to paddle herself out of my shadow.
"Fe Fi Fo Fum!" I shout, while stomping my feet.
"Wardo!" HB shrieks and I laugh.
My stomping caused big splashes and got my girl all wet. Poor baby. I plop down in the water under the shade of one of the palm trees and lean back against the wall.
"Are you gonna melt baby?" I ask her, taking a big swig of my cold brew.
"Dick." Is the only response I get but she does splash me in the face.
I don't care. We're in a damn pool, you're going to get fucking wet. Stupid girls. I grab her drink out of her hand and take a pull from the straw. It's tasty. Tastes like peaches and sunscreen. I set her drink and my beer on the edge of the pool. I grab the edges of the mat that Bella is laying on and pull her over to me. With my seated position, the mat hits me at the top of my chest and put's HB's face level with mine.
I lean in and make kissy noises at her until she leans towards me and plants her lips on mine. She giggles and turns a bit on her side so that she's facing me. I take advantage of her lowered defenses and flip the mat over. I laugh raucously as she splutters when she surfaces.
She growls at me and uses both hands to heave as much water as possible into my face. I just take it and laugh more with her growing frustration.
"Unhhhhh." She whines.
"What's the matter sweet cheeks?" I ask her innocently.
"You're what's the matter. I look like a wet dog now." She pouts while trying to tie her hair back up.
"You look beautiful HB. You're all wet and angry. You're making me hard." I say, grabbing for my beer.
"You really know how to woo a girl Edward." She says.
I frown because she never calls me Edward.
"Hey. I was just playing around. I didn't mean to make you mad. I'm sorry." I say seriously.
She just waves me off as she grabs for her drink.
What the fuck? She never gets mad at me.
"Are you seriously pissed at me right now Bella?" I ask incredulously.
"No Edward." She says, not looking at me.
"Well what the fuck? You never call me Edward. And you're not looking at me. You always look at me. And you're not smiling or laughing. I always make you smile and laugh." I tell her, whining like a child.
"Edward is your name you know." She says, still staring straight ahead and sipping her cocktail.
"I don't like it coming from your mouth." I say.
She finally turns to look at me, mirth dancing in her eyes.
"Edward. Edward. Edward. EDWARD!" She closes her eyes and moans my name, getting progressively louder until she sounds like, well like she's in the throes of passion.
I just stare. And half the pool stares as well. She opens her eyes and finally smiles at me.
"Still don't like it?" She asks.
I can't speak. I drop my half empty beer bottle into the pool and pull her onto my lap. I kiss her hungrily and subtly push and pull her hips over my hard cock.
"No. I don't like it. Now, do it again and scream out Wardo this time." I tell her, nipping at her neck.
She giggles and wraps her arms around my neck.
"You are so cute when you think I'm mad at you." She whispers into my ear, skimming her lips along the shell of my ear before sucking the lobe into her mouth.
I buck my hips up into her and she giggles again.
"Seriously! I'll vomit if you two start humping right there. Gross." Riley says with a shudder.
"Oh and your pornographic syrup display this morning wasn't gross?" I retort.
"Fuck no. It was sensual and seductive." He says, with a dreamy look on his face.
"Gross!" I say.
"Hmmph. Gross your face!" Riley says, paddling away from us.
"I love you Twinkie!" I yell to his retreating form.
"Fuck off, E-Baby!" He yells, flipping me the bird.
"Baby, baby, Honey Bee, sweet, sweet wife of mine that I love more than the whole universe?" I say to HB, giving her my best pout.
"Yes, I'll get you a new beer since you have a boner and can't get out of the pool." Bella says, smirking as she swivels a little on my lap.
I bite the strings of her bikini bottoms and pull the knot loose as she stands in front of me. She shrieks in surprise and only manages to grab the front piece and not the back piece. Therefore she is flashing half of her fantastic ass to whoever may be snooping into our epic VIP cabana pool party. It seemed like a good idea at the time. She grabs the back really quick and ties them back together. Then she smacks me on the side of the head.
"You want the world to see my goodies, EDWARD!" She says in mock-seriousness.
"Hell no! I'm an idiot and didn't think it would fall open like that." I say, shrugging my shoulders.
She just shakes her head and steps out of the pool. I look out to see if anyone is staring. I see a group of guys at one of the smaller cabana's by the lazy river. There are 6 of them, all pretty big and muscular. None of them are paying us any attention except for one that is staring right at me. We are close enough that I can see when his eyes flick to Bella before moving back to me. My jaw clenches and I grit my teeth. All I can think is 'mine' as his eyes dart back to Bella. She sits behind me on the edge of the pool and puts her legs over my shoulders. She hands me my beer and kisses my cheek. I look up at her and smile. When I turn back to the group of guys they are all walking away from us, towards the wave pool.
Several buckets of beer and many frozen cocktail concoctions later, we are all just chilling in the closed off area of our cabana. The girls are all garnering quite a bit of attention. Rose is scantily clad, as usual, in a black and red bikini with ruffled edges that if I didn't know any better would think was lingerie and not a swimsuit. Alice has a tiny little floral tube top style bikini, with ruffles on the top and big ties on her hips on the bottoms. They're dancing like it's no bodies business and a rather large crowd has gathered around the low shrubs that line the cabana.
Jizz is sitting back in one of the lounge chairs with his straw cowboy hat perched precariously on his head that goes perfectly with his brown board shorts that are covered in cream colored hibiscus flowers. He's sipping his beer and watching the show with a huge grin on his face. Ham is wearing a plain navy blue baseball cap backwards that matches his baby blue with navy, green and white striped board shorts. He's dancing too, but all by himself and he's pulling out all his stripper moves. Riley has his typical fedora on and board shorts with big pastel strips of blue, pink, green and yellow. Alec is hatless but has on a pair of thick black sunglass and black board shorts with a tilted square pattern filled with gradient stripes of pink to green.
I'm sipping my beer with my feet dangling in the water. I don't mind that my girl draws attention. If anything it makes me smug as a motherfucker because I know that she's going home with me and none of these desperate fools. I had forgotten about the dude with the staring problem until I saw him in the crowd, eyeing my wife like she was a piece of meat. I stare at him until he looks over to me. I shake my head slightly at him, silently telling him to back the fuck up. He just tilts his head at me and smiles a wide toothy grin. The fuck? Who does this douche think he is?
I stand up and as I'm about to walk over and hurdle the bushes to find out what his deal is, one of his friends grabs his shoulder and looks at him sternly, saying something I can't hear over the music. He looks back at Bella and then to me before turning around and walking back to their cabana. I look over at Ham and notice that he's looking between me and the guy. He looks at me with a questioning look and I just shrug.
The girls continue to dance for a few more songs before Bella announces to the entire pool that she has to piss, in those exact terms. The nearest bathroom is back behind our cabana, over near the actual pool. So she skips and dances her way out of sight. When she doesn't come back for 10 minutes I start to get worried. I'm about to go look for her when I hear her screaming.
"Edward! Put me down, fucker! EDWARD!" She's yelling from the opposite side of the cabana.
She is slung over the shoulder of the same dude that has been eyeing her all afternoon. She's not making it easy on him that's for sure. She's kicking her legs and pounding on his back and screaming bloody murder. My blood boils and I think I growl too. I don't think about anything except that this motherfucker has hands on my wife, one on her ass no less. My ass. I leap over the bushes and haul ass in her direction.
"What the fuck, man? Put her down!" I say to the guy as I grab his shoulder.
"Mind your own business, pretty boy." He tells me, continuing to walk away.
"Jake, put me the fuck down!" HB screams.
Jake? She knows this fool? What the hell is going on?
"What the hell is going on Bella?" I ask her, following closely behind them.
"This is my asshole of an ex-boyfriend who doesn't know how to take no for an answer." She tells me.
Oh. Wonderful.
When we get to their cabana, Jake swings Bella down onto one of the chaise lounges and sits next to her.
"Fuck you Jake!" Bella says, trying to move away from him.
He puts his arm around her waist and drags her back onto the chair next to him. I reach out and grab his forearm and twist it away from Bella. She manages to get up and away from him and runs over to Alice and Rose who are standing behind Jasper and Emmett.
"Keep your hands to yourself motherfucker." I tell him, twisting his arm a bit more and shoving him back.
"Or what?" He says, getting on his feet.
Now, this dude is ripped, I'll be the first to admit that, but he's several inches shorter than my six foot two inch frame.
"Or you'll be sorry." I sneer, looking down at him.
"Come on Bells, I miss you. You know we are good together. Tell this fool to back off and let's talk." He says, looking around me to where Bella is standing.
"First of all Jake, you can go to hell! You cheated on me with that trashy whore, Renesmee. Where is she by the way? Did she get sick of your dumb ass? Second of all, even if I wasn't extraordinarily happy with my life at this moment I would never, ever get back together with you. Ever! And this fool just so happens to be my husband and…" She says before Jake cuts her off.
"Husband? When the hell did you get married?" Jake asks, disbelief coloring his voice.
"That's none of your concern, Jake. Now leave me the hell alone. Let's go E-Baby." She says, tugging on my hand.
I take several steps backwards keeping my eyes locked on his. When we are several feet away from them, I turn around but he just has to get the last word.
"Enjoy my sloppy seconds, pretty boy. Oh and in case you're not aware, she doesn't suck cock either. Frigid bitch." He says, laughing loudly.
"Edward! NO!" Bella screams as I turn around and run back to him.
Before he can react my fist has connected with his jaw. He is so caught off guard that he stumbles back and falls over the lounge chair onto his back on the other side. I jump over the chair and plant my feet on either side of his shoulders. He winces and closes his eyes when I pull my fist back again. When I don't follow through with the punch he opens his eyes to see what I'm doing and I bitch slap him. There are a few chuckles from the crowd that has gathered.
"Got anything else to say, Jake?" I ask him.
He remains silent and just shakes his head.
"If I see you even looking in the general direction of my wife, or any of us for that matter, things will not end well for you. Do I make myself clear?" I say.
"Yeah, whatever." He says to me.
I'm shaking with the adrenaline rush and need to get out of the crowd. I storm off towards the exit of the pool. I can hear Bella calling after me but all I can focus on is getting away from here.
I make my way out of the pool area and take the hallway that leads to the parking garage. I take the stairs two at a time until I'm on the fourth level of the garage. I lean my forehead against the wall and slap my palm against the wall several times. I'd really like to punch something but I'm not dumb and I know that punching a concrete wall would not bode well for my knuckles.
I spin around when I feel a small hand cup my shoulder. Bella can barely gasp in surprise before I crash my mouth to hers. I lean down, bending her backwards in the process, and grab her thighs. I lift her up and she wraps her legs around my waist. I turn and press her against the wall. I continue my assault on her mouth, shoving my tongue into her mouth and sucking roughly on hers in return. She's whimpering and moaning and clawing at my back with her short little nails. I grind my covered cock into her and we both groan at the friction.
I press my chest against hers, pinning her to the wall, and release my hands from her thighs. I tug on the strings of her bikini bottom and pull it away from her body. I then move my hands to the front of my board shorts and roughly yank them open. I wiggle my hips just enough for the material to slide over them and to the ground. I press forward and my cock slip and slides between her folds. I grab her thighs again and pull my hips back until my cock is perfectly lined up with her pussy and I thrust into her roughly.
Bella shrieks, breaking me out of my trance for a second. I look at her to make sure I didn't hurt her and the dark, lustful look in her eyes is all the answer I need. I pull back slowly only to ram into her again, hard.
"Oh fuck! Fuck me, Wardo. Give it to me good, E-Baby. Mmmhmm." She tells me, digging the heels of her feet into my ass.
I seem to have lost the ability to speak, so I just grunt and kiss her fiercely. Our tongues are battling with each other and the only sounds I can hear are of our flesh slapping together and our shared moans and groans. I was already so keyed up that my orgasm is rapidly approaching. I need Bella to cum though. I remove one hand from her ass and pull one of her tits free. I roughly grab it in my palm, massaging it and pushing it up closer to my mouth. I suck most of her breast into my mouth and flick my tongue over her hardened nipple.
I can tell that she's close. I can tell by the way her pussy is quivering around my cock as I slam in to her repeatedly. I can tell by the small whimper that sounds with each breath she takes. I bite down on her nipple and she loses it, loudly. The sounds escaping her mouth are echoing off the concrete walls surrounding us and that does me in. I pump into her erratically a few more times as I cum inside of her.
I press us both back against the wall. I just hug her and kiss her neck. I rub my hands over her ass and try to regulate my breathing and my heart rate at the same time. She's humming and running her fingers through my hair and I'm suddenly exhausted.
"Are you alright, E-Baby?" She whispers.
"Yeah. I'm sorry, Honey Bee." I whisper into her neck, feeling slightly ashamed for the way I just treated her.
"For what?" She asks.
"For the way I just acted towards you." I tell her, looking into her eyes and rubbing her cheek with my thumb. Loose tendrils of her hair are stuck to the side of her face with sweat, her cheeks are flushed and her lips are swollen from our intense kisses. She's fucking beautiful. She smiles broadly at me and just shakes her head.
"Do you hear me complaining? That was probably one of the hottest things I've ever done." She tells me with a radiant smile on her face.
"Yeah?" I ask her.
"Hell yeah." She says, leaning in to kiss me gently.
"I don't know what came over me. I just kinda lost it." I tell her.
"That's Jake for you. He's a douche bag and is extremely good at bringing the worst out of people. I honestly don't know what I ever saw in him. I'm sorry you had to deal with him though." She tells me apologetically.
"No worries, love. I'm sorry about the things he said to you." I tell her.
"I don't care what he thinks about me. I only care what you think and since you married my ass I'm guessing you like me a little." She says.
"Hmm… Your ass, yes. The rest of you, maybe just a little." I say before blowing a raspberry on her neck.
We decide to fix our bathing suits before someone happens upon us. I'm kind of surprised that we didn't get caught. The parking garage is pretty full and it is Friday afternoon. No sooner does Bella have her tits put away and her bottom back on does the elevator door open with a ding and an elderly couple exits the lift.
Bella and I just look at each other and smile, holding back our laughter at the situation. The woman looks between the two of us and then smiles at her husband.
"Remember the days when we were up to no good, Randall?" The woman asks her husband.
"We're still up to no good, Lizzie." Randall tells his wife.
He looks over to us and winks before grabbing his wife's ass, making her shriek and giggle.
"Enjoy your day." Randall tells us with a cheeky grin.
"You as well." Bella tells them, snickering.
We step into the empty elevator, hitting the button for the ground floor.
"I want that to be us Wardo. Still madly and passionately in love with each other when we are old." Bella sighs, snuggling into my side.
"And grey?" I ask her.
"Fuck no! Haven't you heard of hair dye? Grey is so not my color." She tells me, seriously.
"Alrighty then." I laugh. "So, let's make a plan to come back here in 30 years, to this exact spot and we'll get up to no good. Just like Randall and Lizzie are doing right now. Whaddya say?" I ask her.
"Yes, definitely yes." She says.
"I love you Honey Bee." I tell her, kissing the top of her head.
"And I love you, Wardo." She says, squeezing her arms around me.
We walk, arm in arm, back to the pool to join our friends and enjoy the rest of our afternoon, sans drama.
A/N: So yeah… Wardo went a bit crazy there, but it was HAWT right? LOL! I was craving some angry, parking garage sex. Hehehe. Anyway, I hope you don't flounce. There are some more pics on the blog for those who need visual stimulation, like me. Check it.
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