A/N: This story has a combination of many characters from different anime. This is a crack on crack story and is meant to be funny. Please don't take anything seriously. Also write reviews so I can know if you guys like it or not. Thanks for reading it and again please review.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters mentioned in the story. All go to their respectful owners.

Chapter 4: The Captain

"Madlax! It's you!" exclaimed the captain.

She was 5ft tall with reddish brown hair, and a captains coat and hat both black.

"Margaret!?" Madlax exclaimed surprised.

Memories flooded back into Madlax's mind overwhelming her. All the times she had saved her from ambushes, assassinations, you name it and Madlax had done it for Margaret.

She had felt like fainting until the loudspeaker came on and said," Madlax you're needed on deck." . She raced out the door to find a ship approaching.

Madlax used a telescope to read the ship's name and it was 'shots'.

"What the fuck is that?" said Madlax.

"Savages" said max in disgust.

When the ship was within earshot, you could hear music playing.

"WHAT!?" Said an oblivious Margaret.