"So uh...No luck with her either?" Ven smirked to himself, it's nice to see he's not the only one without failing getting a girl.

Terra growled,"Whatever! Okay?" We find our two favorite characters walking through their neighborhood, Terra thought that the park was a little too... 'advanced' for Ven. Terra smirked a moment later. "She gave me some awesome stain guard deodorant though!"He rose his arm and moved closer to Ventus, "Here, C'mon- smell my pits."

Ven shook his head his head, saddened once again about not getting a girl. Not to mention that smelling someone pits was just plain disturbing. Especially in public. "Eh, no."

Terra nudged Ven, pushing his armpits closer to his face. "Dude, C'mon Smell my pits!"

"Ven pushed Terra off, getting annoyed. "I don't wanna smell you-!"

"SMELL MY DAMN PIT!"

The two came to a halt and Ven sighed. 'At least he's wearing a T-shirt.' He then eased his face close to Terra's pit and took a sniff. He then came back to his stance wide-eyed.

"WHOA! That actually smells pretty good!" he exclaimed.

"Yeah! See!" Terra grinned widely with his young companion before setting eyes on another girl. She had her back turned on them. She was wearing short shorts(The ones that stop at your thighs,) and was wearing a sweater that was obviously too small for her(skin tight small that is xD). She had long pink fluffy hair that reached her back, she was checking her mail. Her body outfit was out of this world amazing, even though they could only see her back side, all they could stare at was her long slender legs,slim waist side and tight buttocks. With the hair and body resembling Lightning's, Terra couldn't help but think about her. He smirked once again before patting Ven's shoulder.

"Hey, check this out! I'm going to use this trick with this girl," He pointed at the hottie, further down the block, "that I used to get my last girlfriend!"

"Dude she's hot!" Ven exclaimed

"C'mon!" Terra smirked pulling Ven with him. He's going to need his help for this one...

RULE #3: Use your secret weapon.

The two came up to the girl. Terra grinned and Ven, who grinned back before turning on a radio he was holding. Ven set the radio on his head as some jazzy music started playing and Terra began to sing;

"Hey girl~
What's your name~"

"Huh?" The assumed girl faced the two, only to reveal that 'she' wasn't actually a 'she', but was a 'he'. Terra and Ven both turned white as snow, realizing that it was a girl. They slowly faced each other wide eyed.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"GAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHHH!"

The two then ran away and as far as they legs could carry them, leaving a confused Marluxia.

LESSON LEARNED: Uh. Make sure it's-uh-not a man.

Yes...Terra's Ex girlfriend was Lightning xD