urgh this is really stupid. T^T
Shizuo POV
"Shizuo?"
...
"Shizuo? Hel-lo-o, you in there?"
I woke up to Tom-san in my face, and Vorona behind him. Izaya was still snoring on my shoulder. We were still holding hands. And my boss was in front of me, silently judging me.
I mumbled a bunch of excuses, probably redder that that insect that had freaked me out and made me smack into a car yesterday. Bad memories.
Izaya woke with a start, saw me, yelled, and shoved away from me with the most comical embarrassment/fear expression on his face. Then he seemed to remember everything, cleared his thought, and slumped over the edge of the bench. "Urgh, Tom-san, you're interrupting my nap." he said as if nothing had ever happened. He half-closed his eyes, resembling a sleepy cat.
"You...him..." Tom made a gesture with his hands bringing them together as if praying.
"I think what my dim employer means to say is thus: are you and Izaya-san together? This is highly unbelievable information, the chances of conformation are point zero three five" Vorona said.
"No!" I said, probably way to quickly, because Izaya snickered from the other side of the bench.
"We need to work on your people skills, Shizu-chan" Izaya pushed himself into a regular position. "tom-san, Vorona" he half-bowed to each of them, stood up, and walked away, laughing manically. (HAHAHA YOU LIKE HIM BACK) said my mind. Stupid mind, saying things like that, stupid flea, twisting my emotions like that.
yaaaaay! waffles waffles, ice cream with cheese, and tacos!
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