HAVE SOME UNPOSTED ONE SHOTS! Too short to be a marker special,are probably not canon and are more crack than anything.
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Xanxus watched through lazily lidded eyes as his proclaimed 'left hand' read out the progress reports concerning the teamwork training she had somehow conned the rest of the Varia into partaking- the Battle Commander seemed unconcerned that her boss was far from interested as she concluded the report with a comment on how Squalo was too unpredictable for them to work with, ending up with him becoming their center of attack while the others worked around him.
She inclined her head to him sharply, turning to presumably make her way to the Tsukuyomi garden that she had had built.
"Why do you follow me."
He forced out suddenly, and the woman paused at the threshold of the room to give him a studying glance, one he knew to mean that she was considering whether to answer him honestly or not. Upon realizing he meant the question for all the guardians, and not her specifically, she seemed to reach a decision as she grinned viciously at him.
"I came for the calamari, stayed for the squid~"
"It's the same thing, Cloud trash!"
He snarled as she ducked out quickly from the room, narrowly dodging the bottle of Merlot that smashed against the door after her.
Damn scum.
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Rydia easily met the crimson eyes of the bastard Vongola heir, eyes narrowed and sharp. She supposed that some may have been off put by the intensity of his glare, but she was far too used to meeting similar eyes in the mirror, and so it was with none of the usual fear that Xanxus was graced.
"What the hell are you staring at, scum"
He sneered viciously, and her eyes dropped from His own to focus on his nose- she had the inane urge to cave it in.
"Your nose you sad excuse of a cleft lipped hippo,"
She snarled, and he had to take a moment to eye her as though she was a retard, though she would admit her insult warranted it.
It did the job though, since the 11-year-old surged from his seat, face contorted in rage- all it served to do was bring her target closer as she gave into her impulse, and spun around in a Cloud Flame enhanced back kick that crunched his nose in with a spurt of scarlet blood.
He didn't waste any time cracking a fist into her ribs, far stronger than she had expected.
Then, they were street brawling in a way that would make her old man face palm, both forgoing any specialized combat for clawing nails and gnashing teeth. She may have heard Dino scream shortly as she hurled the other sky through his desk, but Xanxus was quick to prove his reputation as a dead shot when he threw Squalo at her hard enough that she went through the window, Swordsman roaring in half shock half anger.
It just got worse when she ended up hooking a leg around Xanxus' before she fell, taking all three future Varia members down with her out of a 6th story window.
Three-way brawls were never pretty to witness.
Especially when they remembered they all had weapons on them.