Chapter 4

Naruto stared at the large building in front of him, in amazement, seriously he had stars in his eyes. "This places looks AMAZING!" he yelled in excitement, "really a huge training ground," looking at the recently cleaned training ground. "cool bedrooms," looking at an orange color room, "a huge tree that looks like its alive," touching the tree, outside of the compound. "and a huge clean kitchen!" he finished standing near the kitchen. "I can cook so many food recipes in here, without running out of pans!" he squeaked happily. "thats' great Naru-chan, now go find a room" Tsunade said sweat dropping at her son's response to her family compound. "o.k" Naruto said well shaking his head fast in a nod, then skipped to find a room. "how did he do that?" Shizune asked in amazement

"I have no idea, but it's Naru-chan that's what he does. That's all I know" Tsunade replied.

At dinnertime the group sat at the dinner table, and enjoying Naruto's cooking. "this is delicious Naru-chan!" Shizune praised with Tonton "oink" in agreement. "Thanks nee-san, i try my best" Naruto replied happily. "so Naru-chan, what's your opinion on your new teammates?" Tsunade asked

"well, Sakura is loud. Like really loud, she almost made me deaf. And she a fangirl," Tonton and Shizune looked Naruto with pity. "but I guess she ok. But Sasuke is an emo, like some the Uchihas you told me about, kaa-san" Naruto said. Yup when Naruto was little Tsunade put into his mind that some Uchihas are emos, traitors, and bastards. And he should never trust them. "ok, what about your sensei?" she asked him again. "well Kakashi-sensei is weird for a jonin,"

"what do you mean Naru-chan?" Shizune asked him

"well he was two hours late, he called us monkeys, and he only told us his name" Naruto finished

"ooookkk" Tsunade and Shizune said while in their minds they said 'he hasn't chance'

"Anyway I'm going to bed. Bye kaa-san, bye nee-san, bye tonton"

"bye Naru-chan"

"night Naru-chan"

"oink oink"

Next day

Naruto was the last to arrived at training ground 7. "YOUR LATE!" Sakura yelled. Naruto covering his ears asked "is Kakashi-sensei here?" Sakura shook her head in a no. "then I'm on time" two minutes later Kakashi arrived. "yo, my little monkeys hows everyone doing?" he asked

"good" the little monkeys replied

"good, now time for the real genin exam"

"real genin exam?" Sakura asked

"yup, in this one two-third of the students who take it fail"

"WHAT!"

"yes my little monkeys, and your exam is…." he pulled out two bells? "take this balls away from me using any means necessary"

"but we have to fight you in an empty stomach!" Sakura yelled. Kakashi sighed "while who's fault was that again?"

"YOURS"

"no I told you guys, but I didn't order you guys, so its your fault for listening to me. Now ready… Start!" Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto, all went to hiding. 'Their good at hiding,' Kakashi thought 'but I'll find them' then he took out an orange book.

With Sakura

Sakura was running in the woods, not knowing where she was going but knowing that she had to hide. 'I think I lost him' She thought only to be wrapped in leaves. When the leaves disappeared she heard "S-Sakura" she turned around to see Sasuke badly hurt. "S-Sasuke-Kun?!" she shuttered

"S-S-Sakura h-help m-me" then he fell to the ground with blood coming out of his mouth. Then Sakura screamed. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" then fainted. Kakashi got out of the tree he was hiding reading his orange book, then left. 'one down two to go'

With Naruto

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Pinkie went down" Naruto chucked, then went to find his fallen teammate

With Sasuke

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"So Sakura was the first" he said

"yep and your next" said Kakashi said, frightening the boy. Kakashi smiled well dodging all of Sasuke's attacks. "come on blackie got to do better than that" he taunted Sasuke when he dodge his punch. Mad Sasuke said "fine" got back and did some hand sign and said "fire style: fireball jutsu!" He inhaled and exhaled a fireball straight towards Kakashi, who was amazed by it, but dodged it. 'where did he go, up, down, right, left. no which leaves..'

"below" Kakashi said, then grabbed Sasuke and smacked him into the ground. "well two down, one to go" he said walking away, from a now stick in the ground Sasuke. "Sasuke your head is stick out of the GROUND" Naruto laughed. "shut up! and help me out" Sasuke shouted. Naruto stop laughing, and asked "why?"

"because I'm your teammate"

"why?"

"because I'm the last Uchiha!"

"why?"

"because I'm older than you!"

"why?"

"because I'll do whatever you want"

"hmmm ok" Naruto took out a pair of gloves, put them on, and hit the ground with his fist, demolishing it instantly. Sasuke stared at him with wide eyes and an open mouth "ho-how-"

"don't say anything emo" Naruto ordered. Sasuke shut his mouth. "ok Sakura you can come out now" Naruto called. And she did. "Ok guys this test is about teamwork" he told them

"what do you mean Naruto? Kakashi-sensei said we have to get the bells at all means necessary" Sakura said. Naruto sighed "yeah, but can a freshly new genin that just came out of the academy, beat a full flash jonin?" he asked them. they shook their head. "see we have to work together, now heres the plan" they lean in together to here Naruto's plan.

Kakashi was walking around trying to find his last monkey he mean student, yeah last student. 'where is the boy' he thought. "Hey! Kakashi-sensei!" he heard someone called. He turned around to see Sakura and Sasuke both holding a kunai in their hands. "yo, my little monkeys! do you know wheres your blondie teammate is?" he asked them. "NO!" the shouted and threw the kunais at him. He dodge them with ease, but then found out they had explosive tags on them. 'fuck' he got out of the way just in time before they went boom. 'are they trying to kill me?' he asked himself. "Kakashi-sensei!" he turned and barely dodged another kunai. 'yup their trying to kill me' " yo, Naruto" Kakashi said

"yo, Kakashi-sensei" Naruto waved, then strike the ground with his feet, demolish it. "FUCk" Kakashi sweared while get out of the way. "Your next Kakashi-sensei" Naruto said. Naruto's punched missed Kakashi again by the hair, smacking the poor tree instead. 'that could be me, if he lands one on me' Kakashi thought will slightly looking at the now destroyed tree. 'poor tree my you rest in peace' he thought while barely dodging another strike. They were doing this for a few minutes, before Naruto finally got a hit, and said "Derangement Palm!" stopping Kakashi at his tracks. 'what I can't move my body!' "Thats my Derangement Palm jutsu. It can shut down anyone's nervous system for a few minutes, just in time for me to kill or seal them." Naruto explained "But …. Sakura! Sasuke! Now!" Naruto shouted. Sakura and Sasuke jumped out of the place they were hiding and both grabbed the bells for Kakashi. Sakura broke her's and give it to Naruto. "I guess we pass" Naruto said holding the bells in front of their now release sensei. Sighing in defeat Kakashi said "yes you did my little monkeys"

"so that means I'm a ninja!" Sakura squeaked

'yup, welcome to team 7!" Kakashi said

"hooray! Rejoice Everyone! WE ARE NINJAS!" Naruto Shouted. Sasuke had a small grin on his face, and Kakashi went back to reading his orange book which Naruto noticed. "is that an ich ich book, Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked

"yep," Kakashi answered, but has soon he had said that he felt a shiver run down his spine. "I HATE Perverts Kakashi-sensei" Naruto said while cracking his knuckle. 'SHIT' Kakashi thought. That day Konoha heard lots of screams, lots of painful screams.

Sorry if my fights senses are bad, first time writing them. Anyway review please. and excuse my bad grammar. P.s. please tell me what pairs you guys want to see. Everyone but Naruto, Hinata, and Shino, since I know what pairing I'm using for them. But please tell me pairings you like. And should I make a good Sasuke or Bad Sasuke? review please