Shinobi Sport Spur
Kickers-ej
Where Sasuke became Otokage and wishes to invade Konoha, without the bloodshed..
Disclaimer : I realized I didn't put on a disclaimer last time. Oh well. Naruto no mine. Sasuke no mine. Naruto yes Sasuke :)
Appendix 4: The Senju brothers, Sarutobi and Namikaze
There were no words to describe the way that the village of Konoha felt right now. Tsunade was at lost, the ninjas were dumbstruck, and the villagers was just stunned silly.
Kakashi : How are we supposed to react to this?
Iruka : …
Madara : That's right! Isn't my sasu-baby brilliant? Isn't he awesome? Is his # not delectable? ("There's no correlation to that statement! And he's not your baby!"-Naruto)
"Citizens of Konoha, rest assured, I have no attention to mock you. My intentions are pure. None of us were able to appreciate their efforts in the old days, my self included. I merely thought that their calling will help us remember them and let not their efforts be in vain. Let Konoha prosper, like they intended it to be. And let us all bow down in silent prayer, as their soul will be in peace," Sasuke gave a short speech that stunned all.
"Oh my god, he's a born sweet talker!!" Naruto screeched. Sasuke glared at the loud ninja. That dobe! Doesn't he know that Sasuke has to calm down any objections before it happens?
Madara : Plus, we get to see to show their abilities to the young generation! Kids! Meet your previous hokages!
"It's the first mommy! Just like in the pictures!"
"The fourth is as cute as they claim he is!"
It was the kids that broke the silence, chattering excitedly about their hokages. The adults joined in after, the temptation of being graced in their hokages presence too much to resist. Cheers were made, as they greeted their kages. And the respected ones waved back, a signal that they meant no harm. Tsunade smiled, only Sasuke could pull stuff like this. That gaki; handsome and a genius at getting attention to boot. She looked at the daimyos for reaction. Already, there is a flurry of discussion going on, and if she had to guess what kind of impression Sasuke was leaving, she would have to say a damn good one. The daimyos were all excited to see the Uchiha's growth and strength, as their wives were happy to see that he was dashing. Tsunade made a quick look at her rival kage.
Scratch that, the Uchiha was devastatingly handsome. Beautiful even. The light was highlighting his best features, that strong jaw, that silken hair, that..
"Uchiha Madara! Stop putting words into my mind!" Tsunade shouted over her place. Indeed, Madara was narrating Sasuke's features, making the general populace have double takes on the breath taking Otokage. The Uchiha chuckled and continued on reporting the events that was taking place.
At the field, team Gai nervously paced themselves. It was a sure lose-lose situation if they were to have hand to hand combat, but in terms of speed, they were certain that they could match their respective (dead) leaders. Shikamaru (unceremoniously dubbed as the coach for the team) made a suggestion that Lee and Gai should be at the beginning and at the end, so it is currently Lee first runner, taken over by Ten Ten, Neji and Gai would go last. Gai is the fastest, so he would, hopefully; make up for the lost mileage that they might face.
So far they know that the first is going as first.
Kakashi : As expected, the first is going to heads up the race for his team.
Iruka : And Lee-san will be the first runner for ours.
Madara : I want to cheer for Konoha (pouts)
Kakashi : Errr…
Iruka : (lights up) that's right! He is your rival!
Sasuke sweat dropped at the legendary Uchiha's childish display. He knew that calling back the first will elicit some kind of reaction towards Madara, but he will just have to control himself. Itachi sat beside his younger brother, eyes narrowing in suspicion. He never trusted that wacko.
Iruka : The fastest team to reach the end point wins. But each runner has to stay within their respective lines. Stepping out will lead to a foul.
Kakashi : Now that it seems the teams are ready, let the games begin!
The field was a normal oval shaped field, with the smallest circle in the middle 500 m in circumference. Runners were in position, and as Ibiki shot the starter gun, Lee dashed off, leaving the first in his dust.
Kakashi : And they're off! Lee seems to be getting ahead!
Iruka : Oh oh, the first is catching up fast!
Lee made a quick look and indeed, the first was hot on his tail. And he seems to be running, but those movements looked a bit dodgy…
Kakashi : (sharingan out) He's using his kekkei genkai to move the earth as he runs!
Iruka : Really? No wonder he is so fast.
The crowd roared, cheering on for both teams. As they turned at the bend, the runners are facing the commentators, Hashirama made a quick smirk towards Madara.
Madara : (twitch) Hashirama Senju! Are you mocking me?? (jumps to tackle the first)
Madara jumped out of the commentator's booth to collide with the first head on. But in an instant Sasuke and Itachi were there to restrain him. Both Lee and Hashirama jumped the commotion in front of them and continued on with the race. Sasuke and Itachi had a tough time holding Madara down.
Kakashi : Oohh it seems like there is a bit of a fight at the sides
Iruka : Luckily, both runners were able to avoid that brief interruption while staying in the lines.
Hashirama reached the line to tag his brother, followed shortly by Lee, tagging Ten Ten.
The Uchiha's were battling using their Mangekyou's and accidently involving innocent bystanders that was watching the fight from the stands.
Madara's mangekyou -- Orochimaru wearing a two piece bikini frolicking in the sand.
Itachi's mangekyou -- Kisame shaving his legs with no shirt and thongs on.
Sasuke's mangekyou -- Orochimaru and Kisame in Konohamaru's Otoko no ko Doushi (perverted jutsu that is similar to Naruto's perverted jutsu but with two naked guys).
A lot of foamy mouths exploded after that. The second hokage wasn't using any special moves or his kekkei genkai to run, but Ten Ten had thrown small explosive tags in her lane as she runs, giving her an extra boost. But as expected, the second passed the baton on to his student. 5 seconds after that, Neji took off from the starting line. Being reasonably old didn't make the third any slower too.
But suffice to say, Neji was no genius for nothing. 100 m from their partners, he made his move.
"Sandaime-sama! Tsunade-hime was slacking off from her paper work yesterday," Neji stated rather loudly. The third hokage turned back to look at what the commotion was all about, but instead of seeing one handsome Hyuuga Neji, he was faced with one running, naked Hyuuga Hinata (with enhanced boobs). This brought on various reactions from everyone.
Sandaime was sprouting blood, The Uchihas were smirking (acknowledging Neji's genius-ness) Kakashi and Iruka were silent, Naruto cheering, Kiba and Shino gaping, Hinata fainted, Hiashi blushed, Hanabi scoffed, Sakura, Ino and Ten Ten wailed at the lost of their macho Neji, Lee and Gai thumbs up, Tsunade laughed and the rest just stunned.
This gave Neji the chance to overtake the Hokage and passed on the baton to Gai, who immediately sprinted. While Gai turned around the bend marking his 500th m, the third snapped out of his daze (thanks to Ebisu) and completed his 1 km. It looks like Gai was gonna win at his pace.
Kakashi : Wait a minute, that means the only one left was..
In the midst of the cheering, everyone forgot that the remaining runner for Sasuke's team was probably the fastest man alive.
Iruka : (mouth hanging)
"I will win!" Gai increased his speed, shooting the last 200 m with gusto. But a blinding yellow flash raced past him, and he was greeted with the sight of the fourth, waving at the finish line when he got there.
Everyone :…
Madara : Team SALD wins!! ( "Change that name!" –Sasuke).
It took the crowd a full 5 minutes to erupt in cheering, confetti's strewn everywhere. The hokages greeted their rival and congratulated them for their effort, not many dared to take on the kages and to win on such a small interval. Sasuke made his way to his runners and bowed down to thank them for their power. And for their services Sasuke granted them a moment's time to bid their loved ones farewell. His chakra was running low.
The senjuu's took off to see Tsunade, giving her guidance and praising her for keeping Konoha in such good conditions.
Sarutobi greeted the people, and went to say goodbye to his grandson.
Minato Namikaze hugged his only child.
"I'm so proud of you Naruto," Naruto hugged back readily, tears streaming down his cheeks. Sasuke smiled at the display, Naruto was happy, and it was his doing.
"You became the hero that I wanted you to be, but on your own two feet," the fourth kissed Naruto's forehead and made his way to the coffins. They had to go.
"You will make a great Hokage," at that Naruto beamed, with his dad's blessing, he will work harder to achieve that dream.
Sasuke returned their souls and buried the coffins back, reversing his jutsu.
Kakashi : That was…
Iruka : Amazing…
Naruto turned back to Sasuke and began to clap, and soon after, the whole stadium was clapping with them. Sasuke had made Konoha very happy.
Next up! Obstacle course! Please R n R! Do you guys have any ideas for events?