26 Ways To Know If You're An Amyro Fan
Summary: kinda self explanatory. If you don't get what it's about: skip to down to #27.
Doodle Amyro dozens of times till you write it perfectly.
You then cut that out and put it on your wall, and start over.
You use Amyro as an adjective for a song, music video, film plot, etc.
You dislike Jonda very much and think whoever is going to put two crazies together must be insane themselves.
Despise whoever thought it would be a good idea to keep them apart in XME.
Despise those who diss Amyro.
You wish John would just come to his senses and get with Amara already.
Hate the thought of Amara being with another man and vice versa.
Believe that Bobby belongs with Jubes and should stay away from John's woman.
Believe that the writers of XME kept John and Amara apart just to torment you and give you nightmares.
You remember every Amyro you have ever come across.
You watch 'Cruise Control' and think "This would have been way better if John was there to help."
You have to constantly remind yourself that John was not an Acolyte yet and could not have known who Amara was.
You make Amyro vids in your head to go along with your favorite songs.
You continue a fic in your head from the last update, patiently awaiting the next installment.
Make a sequel in your head of your favorite completed Amyro so many times, you have to go to the authors profile to be sure it's not real.
You include Amyro in anything you write, even if you are not brave enough to post it yet.
You think people are lame for dissing Amyro on the basis of them both being fire and 'not on the same team' although they love Romy.
Believe the aforementioned are hypocrites.
You believe John is perfectly sane and should not have anything to do with Wanda.
You think Tonda is looking better and better every time you come across and Jonda fic.
Although you despise the very existence of Jonda fics, they do make for a good rival pair in a Amyro/Jonda triangle.
Believe Amara is way better suited to be with John than some hussy who don't know what she's got right in front of her. (I love you Toad! You're awesome! -ilmn )
Strongly believe Wanda only wants John for his body and hot Australian accent.
You have read this far, nodding and smiling, even L.O. on the inside at some parts, stopped on a few to remember a fond Amyro memory and rolled your eyes at the thought of Jonda every time you see it, and you're going to review and tell me what you think.
Thought I was talking about you for a second there.
If you still don't get it read the chappy summery.