RETURNING HOME

Link stared at Midna like she had just transformed from an imp to a human.

Actually, she just did that.

"Well? Say something! Or am I so beautiful that you have no words left?" Midna asked.

For once in his life, Link was speechless(Yeah right).

"Oh for crying out loud. First it was Ilia, then it was me, now her?" Zelda sounded annoyed. "Make up your mind!"

"Do you…uh…do you…um…do you…" Link sputtered.

"Do what?" Midna laughed.

"Do you….want to…hang out in my village for a few days before you go back to the Twilight Realm?" Link asked, going pink in the face.

"If you got eggs for me to cook, then yeah." Midna smiled non-evilly.

Zelda rolled her eyes. "Stupid boy falls for every woman…"

"Zelda, do you want to come too?" Link asked.

"No, I have a kingdom to run." Zelda said stiffly. "And I have to repair the damage to my castle."

"Sorry…" Link muttered, ashamed of himself.

"I'll see ya later, Link." Zelda sighed. "See ya."

LATER…

Link and Midna rode into Ordon village and immeadentally were surrounded by the villagers.

"Link's back!"

"Hurray!"

"Who's the sexy lady?"

"She's hot!"

"She's tall!"

"How come he gets all the girls?"

"Link! Did you get candy for me?"

"I thought you'd be bringing back Zelda too…"

"Can I have Zelda, then?"

"I say let's have a feast!"

"Yeah!"

So everyone rushed back to their houses to make food.

"I guess I'll do the eggs." Midna said.

35 MINUETS LATER…

The feast was like Thanksgiving…only bigger.

There was chicken, turkey, wine, water, OJ, pumpkin pie, fish, pop tarts, guacamole, crab, lobster, fettuccini alfreido, ect.

"I propose a toast!" Mayer Bo said, lifting his glass. "To Link! For saving Hyrule!"

"For Link!" The villagers cheered.

"I didn't do it all by myself…" Link said sheepishly. "Without Midna, I'd still sort of be stuck in jail."

Everyone stared at him. "You were in jail?" Bo asked.

"I was mistaken for someone else…" Link said quickly. "And then Midna came along and helped me get out of there."

"To Midna!" Someone shouted.

"TO MIDNA…oh, and Link." The villagers cheered.

Everyone ate until they thought they were going to explode.

LATER…

"Tomorrow I should head back to the Twilight." Midna said.

"Why? Don't you like it here?" Link asked.

"I love it here, it's just that I have duties to do in my own world. I'm a freaken' princess, you know."

"Oh. Yeah." Link said.

"We'll see each other again, I hope. We still have the Mirror."

"Yeah."

"It was nice, riding around on you and telling you what to do and going through endless mazes together." Midna snickered.

"I hate those mazes." Link muttered.

"Me too. A few times I thought we were going to get lost and die."

"Really? There were a few times where I felt like I knew what I was actually doing." Link said.

"…Those were the times." Midna cringed.

"Oh."

They sat there for a while.

"So…um….if your world is ever troubled by evilness you can come and give me a holler, ok?" Link said.

"Yeah. I'll do that." Midna smiled sadly.

The end. The rest goes on to where Midna, Zelda and Link are at the Mirror Chamber and Midna goes back to her place. Ok, I'm spoiling everything, so if you haven't finished the game yet, don't read on.

Midna breaks the Mirror. She shatters it, for crying out loud. It's hopeless; she and Link will never marry. (I guess that's a good thing…?)

So then Link has to choose between Ilia and Zelda because Midna is out of the question. I'm kidding. I don't even know.

Ok, I swore to you that this would not be Romance. So yeah. No Romance. Here's how everything ends:

Link is single forever and has many adventures.

Ilia marries some random guy.

Zelda I guess has to marry someone in order to continue the Royal Family. She also marries a random guy, only this guy is a prince.

Epona eats lots of carrots.

The monkeys live in harmony with Ordon and get bananas.

Ganondorf rots on that hill there.

Bo goes to the Olympics and gets a gold medal in Sumo Wrestling.

Zant goes to the OTHER land down under.

Telma sells root beer now.

The mail guy gets a raise and gets his own horse.

The Zora swim all day like awesome people.

Midna rules her kingdom and does not turn it into a dictatorship.

Everyone else lived their random, happy lives. They were all hippies.

I'm kidding, people. They're not hippies. They're just awesome people.

Ok, so I guess that is it. Be happy. That took me about a month to write because I had to get stuck in the game to write randomness. But it turned out all right, I guess. I don't know.

So yeah, review if you get the chance, please! I may do more!