Chapter 4-The Prey's Defense Mechanism

After Ren was done chasing the people who reviewed (thank you), he came back to see Yoh still standing there in the living room. You think by now he would try to run away or something!

"I can't!" Yoh yelled at the author in a moment of monologue. "He got me in shackles!"

O.o;;

So anyways, the helpless Yoh was now stuck with Ren. Could this possible mean yaoi? (RAPE! n.n)

"It's kinda quiet in here, Yoh," Ren moaned.

"I like it quiet," Yoh said sweating as Ren came closer to him. "Let's keep it quiet until Anna and Ryu comes back!"

"IF they come back," Ren said.

"Wait! You did something to Manta, didn't you?"

Ren whistled softly until he was close enough to Yoh to passionately kiss him. They slowly began to make out for five minutes until Yoh pulled away.

"WAIT A DARN MINUTE! I SAID ONLY FOR TONIGHT!"

Ren began to laugh.

T-T

"What're you laughing about, yaoi-boy?"

"It's funny," Ren said. "I thought you'd be complaining about the making-out part! Did little Yoh-we-oh-we love the seme's kiss?"

O.O;;

"One, I DIDN'T LIKE THE KISS. Two, YOU ARE NOT THE SEME!"

"Fine, I'll be the uke!"

"NO, NO, NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU BECAUSE I''M NOT GAY YOU FLIPPIN' FRUIT LOOP!"

-AWKWARD SILENCE-

Ren's head bowed in shame. Slowly, he turned around and sadly marched away. When Yoh tried to call him back, Ren just ran. Listening closely, you could hear sobbing.

As desperate as Yoh was to get away from Ren, he just couldn't make the boy sad and leave it alone. He sighed and grabbed a bobby pin out of his hair. He began picking at the lock of the shackles and freed himself. He then began to march up the stairs, quickly having second thoughts.

IT'S A TRICK!

NO, REN DESERVES AN APOLOGY!

NOO! HE'S GONNA RAPE YOU!

NO! HE'S TOO SHORT TO RAPE ME!

WHAT IF HIS MEMBER'S BIGGER THAN YOUR'S?

THEN THAT'S A RISK I'LL HAVE TO TAKE!

And finally, Yoh was upstairs at Ren's door. Though the door was broken (even more), Yoh still knocked.

"Go away!" Ren's voice screamed.

"I'm coming in!"

"The door's locked!"

"And it's broken!"

Yoh got through the door with simple ease and found Ren, kneeling before his bed with his head on it, sobbing. When Yoh had gotten close, Ren turned around and tried to swat his 'uke' away.

"GO AWAY!" Ren screamed, showing his red eyes to Yoh.

"Get up, you emo!" Yoh screamed, picking his lover up by both arms. "You're gonna stop crying, and stop crying now!"

"No! You hurt my feelings and badly! I HATE BEING CALLED A FRUIT LOOP!"

Yoh sighed as he quickly thought of a plan to make this boy stop crying. He knew he was going to regret it, but this was for his friend...

"Ren…"

"What?"

"I'm a little teapot short and stout…"

Ren look at his beloved with a skeptical look.

"Here is my handle…"

Yoh took Ren right hand and place it on his buttocks.

"Here is my spout…"

I think you know where the other hand went.

Ren's eyes widened as Yoh went in for a soft kiss. Yoh twirled a bit and backed up towards the bed so he would be on the bottom, just as Ren dreamed.

Without word, they said to each other, "I love you…"

Is this the end? FAR FROM IT!