The Legend of Zelda Link's Diary (Ocarina of Time)
PART FOUR
DISCLAIMER: I really don't own Zelda, Link, or Nintendo or whatever else I missed. I STILL wish that I did though. …But Link can still bake me cakes :D
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Part Four: Temple of Time
Day 11
So I wanted to go back to Castle Town to see if I could see the Princess again. But when I got there, the door thingy was closed. I got mad at it and tried to kick it. When I got close though, Zelda and this man-lady thingy knocked me over on a horse. Then a cool guy came after them. I think he wanted to marry Zelda. But I was all, "No way! You can't marry Zelda! She's MINE. I want the monieeeszzz!!" (A/N-No, Zelda isn't 'her'. He just wants her money…because basically it's shiny.) Well, the cool guy turned around, and it looked like he wanted to fight for her monies. I tried to hit him, but he knocked me over..that JERK! Then he ran away on his horse and laughed. Haha…his laugh makes me giggle. So I was giggling and stuff and I turned around to go into Castle Town (because by then I was hungry) and then Zelda has the NERVE to go and throw another musical shiny at my head! I was having so much fun laughing! She just had to ruin it with the stupid Blue thing. It missed my head though and landed in the water. It was shiny, so I did go and jump into the water and I got it. I don't know what to name it, because at the moment I HATE it. Then I learned an ANNOYING song. It's called "Song of Time" or whatever.
Ugghh…
So now, I'm sitting here in the middle of Castle Town. I think I'll go mooch off some people and find some stuff to eat and a place to sleep.
Day 12
Today, I stood in the middle of Castle Town. I was staring off in the distance, for no reason, when a little girl came up to me and asked if I was staring at the Temple of Time. What is this Temple of Time, I asked her. She laughed at me, called me an idiot, kicked me…well…you know, and then pushed me in the direction of the Temple of Time. After I regained my strength, I walked towards the Temple of Time. Talk about SHINY! So I ran into it…and there was a stand thing. It was all shiny and it said, "Please put all your pretty three shiny thingies here plz" I picked out my three prettiest shinies --
-Jeffory (Deku Tree),
-Cletus (Dodongo's Cavern)
&
- Bernard (Jabu-Jabu's Belly)
…and set them in the slots on the stand. Some huge doors opened. But when I tried to take back my shinies, some weird goddess thingies slapped me and set me on fire. Then they said no one would ever see them doing that to me(A/N: Which is, apparently, why we don't see it in the game, according to Link), They then shoved me into the door. There was a HUGE SHINY.(Master Sword) I tried really hard to pull it out…and once I did, I felt funny.
I looked down, and I was taller. I checked to see if I accidentally put on my high heels, but I was wearing my boots. But my feet were bigger. Why? Then I looked at my shield and I had FACIAL hair! TWO HAIRS! OMG! ON MY FACE! My BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! I almost cried. Well, then..I um, looked at other places, and I came to a conclusion.
I have become impossibly hotter than before. This shiny must be named a very good name. I will name it..
ANTONIO BANDERAS.
Yeah
So. That's who it is.
Then this old guy came and gave me a huge lecture…forgot what he said. I kind of spaced out.
Then Zelda came as a cross dresser, pretended she was a he, told me some random stuff (I forgot that too) and then poofed away.
What the heck?
She's a cross dresser?
Jeez. I am SO not marrying her for her money then. I guess she and I will have to figure out a new plan to get fantastically rich.
Well. I left this so called Temple of Time. I have renamed the Temple of Time to be Fancy-Pants Land Thingy so that's what how I will refer to it from now on. (FPLT)
Day 13
Woah woah woah.
In Castle Town, everyone's zombies.
This…
Is.
So.
COOL! I LOVE ZOMBIES!
I guess they found me irresistible because they screamed with glee, I stopped and turned to smile and they jumped on top of me. Ahh..everyone loves me. Hahaha.
But then, I got hungry.
Saria makes good macaroni and cheese.
Kokori Village here we come!
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Some questions to think about-
-Will Saria make Link macaroni and cheese?
-If Zelda isn't her, then who is?
-Wouldn't it be COOL if someone wink wink nudge nudge turned this into a comic?
-Uh, was this funny? (If not humor me and say yes anyway. I stayed up late doing this. Be NICE.)
Okay!
Bye:D