I do not own naruto nor do i own anything else from the show all i own are the made up characters and jutsu so i would like to kindly ask you to review and please...dont sue me. Enjoy every body. PLEASE REVIEW

As Sakura was getting ready for her date with Naruto her mom walked into the room and sat down next to her asking, "so what are you doing for your date?"

Sakura turned to her mother and said "I decided on going to the Lake."

"Haha i knew you liked this boy only had 1 date and already trying to get him 'Excited' " Her mom snickered.

"MOM" Sakura yelled as she shoved her mom out of the room, "Thats not it at all."

"Oh yea then explain the choice in swim wear hmmmmmmmmmm" Her mom asked with a Mile wide grin, " Why the Itsy bitsy teenie weenie top and bottom i mean really the only thing covering your

bum is basically a peice of string."

"So I will be wearing shorts th-" Sakura started only to be cut off.

"Unless you have him take them off..." Her mom mumbled.

A twitch mark appeared over Sakura's left eye as she clenched her fist wanting to whack her mom upside the head.

' Stupid Ero-mama making jokes about my dating life, if only there was something with her i could rag on.' Just then sakura saw a tattoo on her mothers leg that she had never noticed before

and as she saw what it was an evil smirk similar to that of the grinch from the old cartoon version appeared on her face that made even the shinigami feel a shiver go down its spine.

"Oh Mom...is that a Tattoo on your leg mom why i think it is...oh and look it looks like a picture of someone...hmmmm it does seem to be...oh and look who it is it looks like...oooooooh my

sensei...hmmm i'll ...brb just gotta go tell me sensei something...muahahaha." Sakura said as she slowly went insane from her mothers teasing.

Sakura started to run away playfully waiting for her mom to stop her but turned around and went back when she didnt stop her. When she walked in the room her mom was sitting there laughing.

"Hey whats so funny."Sakura asked. "I think moms lost it." sakura ironically thought, while her mom kept laughing for a little while longer.

When she finally stopped laughing her mom wiped her eyes and turned to look at Sakura and said "Sakura dear Kakashi has known about that tattoo ever since we were on the same gennin team

when we were little. Even if you were to go tell him about it he wouldnt care since he's known about it." she told sakura though she thought to herself, "Though he doesnt know im still alive.".

"We'll poo there goes my fun." Sakura thought. Just then Sakura looked up at the clock and cursed "I gotta go mom i'm meeting Ino before my date." Sakura yelled as she sped out towards ino's

house.

Srry for how short this chapter was but i wanted to get started on another story PLEASE FORGIVE ME...and please dont kill me...please

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