''Read the sign''
It was one lazy afternoon. Everybody was doing their own stuff and having own fun.
Orochimaru was sitting on the carpet in the living room and in front of him was ''sitting'' a snake – hissing all the time and waving in the snake's way. Both of guys were looking at each other with a deadly look as worst enemies.
Suddenly to living room came happy Jiraiya.
Jiraiya: Ohayo Oro! What are you doing with this snake?!
Orochimaru (still looking at the snake): Taming him.
Jiraiya: Ohhh.. yes yes, as you always playing with your snakes!
Orochimaru: I don't play. I'm taming him. He bites.
Jiraiya (somehow he lost last words of Orochimaru and came to snake, wiggling finger on him and trying to play): Oh, look at that cutie! He's dancing fun...
Moment later there is a loud scream heard everywhere in the house.
Jiraiya (crying loud): He bit me! How come! He bit me! Look! My finger is swollen! Ayayayayaya!
Orochimaru: I told you – he bites.
Jiraiya (now being mad): You better put a sign about that beast around here! It might be dangerous! Ayayayaya my finger!
Few hours later to Sannin's House 3rd Hokage came to check how everybody was doing and bringing some medical scrolls for Tsunade.
In whole house was a general silence – only Orochimaru was still sitting in living room with his snake – same position and look as before. This time only there was a sign in front of them: ''The snake bites".
3rd Hokage (coming to Orochimaru and his snake): Oh Orochimaru. I see you are, as always a perfect student and even in free time you are practicing. Very good. Oh oh... (Hokage came closer to snake and wanted to pet him a bit), look it's a new one, how swee...
Same situation as with Jiraiya – snake after he got closer Hokage's finger, bit him badly. There was again a scream in the house. 3rd wanted to say something, but then in one second he noticed a sign where was written that snake is not really well behaving. He just left the place with tears in his eyes.
In the evening same situations happened yet few times, even thought Orochimaru put few signs around him and the snake that he really bites. Somehow nobody noticed them until very last moment when was already too late.
The last person who came back home was Tsunade. She was carrying some shopping bags and as always was on the phone – speaking with somebody about something.
Orochimaru was now full of signs around. Even the snake nad on his neck little sticker ''I bite''. And both guys were still like a deadly enemies just looking on each other and somehow rocking and waving like before last and final battle.
Tsuande (on the phone talking): Yes, yes! I'm telling you.. No, no. Right... Oh, hold on a second! Oh look at you! (Tsunade noticed Orochimaru and his ''cute'' companion) Oh aren't you sweet...
In same moment Jiraiya was downstairs and in really last moment noticed that Tsunade is about to pet the snake.
Jiraiya (shouting and running to catch Tsunade): Tsunade! Don't touch...
But it was too late. Tsunade just touched the snake but in same moment looked at Jiraiya – one short second... One millimeter... The snake bit Tsunade and in same bad moment Jiraiya caught her unfortunately in her boobs...
Minute later Jiraiya was flying somewhere over and through the roof of the house and Tsuande had a swollen... butt. Cause in same moment she turned toward Jiraiya the snake just bit her delicate part of body.
Orochimaru (out of sudden to snake): I give up, you were right...
Snake: I told you – nobody is listening and reading the signs.
Orochimaru: This world has no future... Mad-house. I'm outta here.
Snake: How about some eggs?
Orochimaru: Deal, it's on me. Let's go.