Ch. 4: Navi and Cosmo... REUNITE!

A/N: Ok! we are on to our fourth chapter!
Hailz: Wow we got further than expected!
Alyx: yes we did. Just for your information, none of the other characters will be in this chapter other than Cosmo, Wanda, Navi, and Narratot. this ought to be an odd chapter considering we just devoured so much popcorn and iced tea (without ice) and sang 'Brain Stew' by Green Day SO loud that our throats are virtually destroyed. so, we shall be hyper...
Hailz: pphmmhpphhphhphhhwannatypewphhwphhwphh! (mouth full of popcorn)
Alyx: what's that? I don't understand a word you say (pretending not to notice that Haileigh said she wants to type)
Hailz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (popcorn going all over)
Alyx: OK, OK,OK, OK OKKKK!
Hailz: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mother: Writing again? -.- ... o.o RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT RAVE... RANT SOME MORE!
Hailz and Alyx: o.O ...mmmm...(shake and quiver from fear...run into corner and stay there)
(((3-O-CLOCK IN THE MORNING)))
Hailz and Alyx: ...sooo...sleepy (have more popcorn, iced tea without ice and Green Day) 0.0 wee! more writing!
Hailz: I'm still scared alyx. Your mom looked mad, and, and, and...Your moms scary when she gets mad. Hmmm...well, I suppose its safe to come out now. I don't think your moms very happy...perhaps we shouldn't...
Alyx: I will be right back (walks into other room and screams of anger and pain vibrate the house)
Hailz:...oh my gosh, umm. I'm not sure if now's a good time to write, maybe we shouldn't...
Alyx: I am back and everything is resolved (sits down and stares blankly as if nothing happened) what did I miss? Anything exciting?
Hailz: o.o (stares at alyx oddly) ...I don't...know. I'm still scared. uh...maybe its a good time to get to the story before anything else happens. So, umm...enjoy the story and uh, ignore us and our problems.
Alyx: PROBLEMS? ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE PROBLEMS! I HAD A BLIND DOCTOR! GO AHEAD AND ASK ME WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! I might just give you an intelligent answer! .
Hailz: (laughs at alyxs answer but more at that she just spilled ice tea on her lap in the midst of her hysterics) Like I said, enjoy the chapter. With how alyxs mom is right now, i'm not sure when the next time we'll be writing is. ENJOY!
Alyx and Hailz: (both cringe at the sound of Mother walking by outside the door)
Hailz: ENJOY ALREADY! -.-
Both: Thank you.
(side edit: Just to let you know in case of any confusion or anything, we aren't related, just good friends. Its alyxs mom we are scared of, Haileighs mom is just...Haileighs mom... There is no relation between us except that we are joined mentally...which isn't saying very much. Also Hailz is short for Haileigh. Don't ask. Ok! We are glad we clarified ourselves. And its only 7:11 PM really. not 3 in the morning. we were using that for emphasis. now once and for all...)
Both: ENNNNNJOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! . . (joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy...)

Narratot: When we last left off, Navi and Cosmo were "reunited" and----oooo! My tummy, i'm hungrey gotta Blast!
Navi: Not that Neutron Dork! We are trying to keep this to a strictly ZELDA plot, with Fairly Odd parent...
Cosmo: SPRINKLES ON TOP!
Narratot: Fine! gotta...uh, what do the fairly odd parents say?
Wanda: We just disappear with a poof but you couldn't possibly...
Narratot: O, I could...I could.
Cosmo: MAGIC SHOW! Can I be the hot assistant in the pretty sparkly gown? I can do magic. ( Cosmo poofs up a top hat and pulls a very limp bunny out of it) SEEEEEE!

Wanda: COSMO! YOU PUT AIR HOLES IN THERE RIGHT?
Narratot: uh...very well then. Lets see, I just need to "POOF"...
Navi: Where in the hills of Hyrule did he go?
Wanda: Who cares? At least it will be quiet. More importantly, where did MY husband go?
Navi: And what's that smell?
Cosmo: (walks out in sparkly silver gown and strikes a pose) WHAT? What do you expect, HE POOFED! ...O.-?...Why are you staring at me like that? Can't I be beautiful, too?
Wanda: (poofs crown on his head with a sash saying " Mr. Hot assistant" across it and dropped roses around his feet, his freshly painted toe nailed feet, with a trophy in his hand saying " Mr. Beautiful") Can't do that can ya, PIXIE GIRL?
Navi: (evil glare) I'm…a…fairy….DIE!ROAR!
Cosmo: (in background crying and stuttering, Thank you...thank you!)
Navi: Come with me, Cosmo. I'll show you places in Hyrule that your pink haired puff ball of magic couldn't dream of showing you.(winks slyly at Cosmo)
Cosmo: HEYYYY! I may not be smart, but Wanda excepts that and Loves me anyway and...
Navi: There will be cooooooooookies...
Cosmo: With sprinkles? (navi nods yes) HOT DOG!
Wanda: HEY YOU, you can get your own fairy, you PIXIE MUTT!
Navi: (shocked face) How did you know...Know that i'm part pixie and part fairy...how?
Wanda: ( thinking to herself) How did I know that?
Cosmo: Is it true Navi? TELL ME ITS A LIE!
Navi: Sadly, it is not. Why do you think I got assigned to a human forest child? No honorary fairy gets put with a human! I'm a disgrace to my family.
( man starts signing tragic opera song in the background)
Navi: I was born on a Foggy, starless night in a cottage deep in Kokiri forest...

A/N: SHORT CHAPTER! I know... its not even Christmas anymore! but we'll go back on track... just think of these as sub chapters! Next chapter... The Tragic Story of a Pixie/fairy Mutt--- NAVI!