DMX finds the hood.

"Oink oink nigga." Ganon said as he pointed his spear at a person attempting to enter Snoop Dogg's castle on Mt. Smoke Weed Everyday.

"Get out of my wway lowwblood!" Said Eridan Ampora who altered his typing quirk because,

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"What are you doing here you dolphin boner sucker?" Ganon asked as he picked boogers then ate them.

"Wwell, I'm a prince and I livve in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip. And I havve a friend I pity quite a bit, she said grab your..."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Ganon said as he stabbed himself in the head and began to spray blood all over Eridan. "Just go in before I swallow a cyanide capsule."

Eridan walked in and saw himself sitting on Snoop's throne. Suddenly Snoop Dogg revealed it was him in an Eridan costume. "Why hello Prince of Hope what are you doing here?"

"I realize wwhen hope is lost and I wwant to join you."

"Is that all my fishizzle gangsta?" the omnipotent stoner asked.

"No, also about a wweek ago I wwent to fef's house and discovvered she wwas fucking Katdocitty!"

"You poor soul." Snoop said as he handed Eridan a doobie.

"So I ran up behind her and I began to shovve my dick up her ass so I could get my monthly dose of anal." Eridan started coughing.

"And what did your girl say 'bout this homie?" Snoop said as he breathed smoke into Eridan's face making his coughing worse.

"Wwell she said, 'Don't you dare -Eridan! I'm a Muslim, and we believe any position besides missionairy is gross so stop before Alla)( says I can't go to janna)( and get my seventy two male goats to fuck!'"

"You came to the right place, I can see what she's doing right now and you're not going to like it." Snoop Dogg said as his eyes glowed gold and he blew psychic smoke into Eridan's face.

"Wwhere am I?" The prince of hope asked as he clearly saw he was in Katdocitty's house of cheap but STD infested hookers.

"Fuck baby i'm close." Katdocitty said as Feferi continued to ride his 9,000,000 foot long cock.

"O)(, Katdocitty!" Feferi said as her lover's pecker went up her ass covering his peter in shit, and traveled through her body and out her mouth due to it's length. "I'd go to ja)(annam anyday for a c)(ance to ride you!"

Eridan began to cry violet tears. "Fef you slut! All I evver wwanted wwas for you to lovve me!" Suddenly Eridan was back in Snoop's castle.

"Do you still want to join my crewizzle?" he asked

"Yes Lord Snoop Godd!" Eridan screamed as he kissed Snoop's foot.

"Now I like the ring of that." Godd said.

(1 hour of bong usage later.)

The front door swung open. "Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?Oh, them niggaz actin up?! Where the wolves at? You better BUST THAT if you gon' pull that!" DMX sang as he enter the castle. "Yo Snoop I'm here!"

"I'm Snoop Godd, I already knew you were here." You know who said.

"I'm here to join your army." DMX Stated with pride.

"Hello, I'm Eridan Ampora." Said a random person you all know by now unless your a retarded midget.

"That scarf looks awful feminine, you're not a faggot are you?" DMX asked Eridan. "Because I've got no love for homo thugs!"

"No I am not!" Eridan stated as he walked forward but he tripped on a rug and his mouth landed on DMX's clothed 200% black dong.

"Get your schlong sucker away from my pussy pounder." DMX said as he slapped Eridan with his not gay in any way erection. "I don't know how to be queer. I know how to be ONE THING, that's the dog!"

"If loudmouth watermelon lover does this good fighting his fellow soldiers, those Norad and Hyrule cunts are screwed!" Ethelberd stated.