Fred and George....had just had the talk. Their father had told them about sex...and girls and THEIR MUM! They were mortified as Arthur left the room and the both exchanged glances before throwing themselves into their pillows screaming.

"EWWW!!! AHH!!! YUUUCCCKKK!!"

When Arthur came into the kitchen Moly was sitting there quietly, staring out the window. He walked over to her and put his hands on her shoulders and she smiled up at him.

"Hello, dear." She mumbled as he came to sit by her.

"Molly, I just gave like 3 of our kids a different talk about either sex, condoms, or tampons.."

"Hmm..are you going to go down the line with the rest of the young ones, or shall I?"

"I will if you want me to but I think I'll just wait until opportunity presents itself....Besides I have a question for you.."

"Go ahead, love."

"When I took an hour in the bathroom on our Wedding Night, were you yelling at me or was the...condom?"
"I was Arthur..."

"You told me it wasn;t you...that the ruddy piece of plastic was bewitched!"

"It wasn't completely a lie..I bewitched it." Arthur's mouth dropped and Molly chuckled.

"How do you think we got pregnant with Bill so quick when you wanted to wait and I wanted my son right then?" Arthur stood, closed his mouth and walked into their room. He closed the door, fell on the bed sprawled and sighed.

He could take much more of there family.....

Or else soon, insanity would set it and Arthur didn't want to go ins-

"MUM! RON TOOK MY THONG!"

"MOLLY!?" Arthur yelled as he ran downstairs, glaring at his daughter. Molly turned to him and sighed.

"What!?"

"Could you check me into St. Mungos? Tell them I have a really high fever,because if I spend one more night knowing my daughter wears tampons, and thongs, or having to explain sex to one more person in this house I'll have to Aveda Kedevra myself!"

Slowly, Hermione and Ron backed away from the kitchen door with a book in their hands and Arthur turned to them.

"What did you two want?" They blushed.

"We had a question.."

Ginny and Molly left the room and Arthur sat Ron and Hermione down on seperate seats.

"What...is your two's question?" he tried to ask calmly, but they just blushed more so and Arthur sighed...

"Talk to me..I can't here anything worse then what I have today and yesterday.."

"Well, Dad..Are there ways of umm...doing....that without....DOING it...?" He stared at Ron and Hermione for a moment before looking down at his feet.

"Please, leave this room..right now...and I will come to your room, when I have an answer espeically for you two.." he said quietly, his teeth clenched.

As funny as it was....This was not funny to him.