Author's Note: In this chapter Kurt and Hunter will send some pics to each other. This site doesn't allow people to post pics in their fanfics, so we decided to put them all on a tumblr blog, so that you can go there and see them while reading. The blog's url is "iraura" followed by the usual "dot tumblr dot com".
Hope you enjoy the show, sorry, the reading!;)
IrAura
xxxxx
08.40 AM
Did you really disappear? I'd let you win if that will make you come back, you know?
09.44 AM
Just busy. You know, homework and rehearsals and cuddling Mr. Puss.
09.48 AM
How cute.. You know, yesterday San described you to me.
09.59 AM
San?
10.02 AM
Santana!
10.04 AM
Should I remember something about her?
10.05 AM
Oh, she's your friend!
10.05 AM
Yes, it's the one who gave me your number.
10.05 AM
And.. What exactly did she say? But mostly, what exactly does she know about me? I don't think I've even seen her!
10.06 AM
How did she get my phone number? Bet she wanted to ask me out..
10.09 AM
Yes, definitely. She was totally into you! And she's so hot! Still, she saw you during your Warblers' show at Sectionals.
10.11 AM
She should have texted me herself, instead of sending her gay best friend to examine the situation.. Now everything makes sense!
10.12 AM
What was she doing there? Was she competing as well?
10.17 AM
I'll tell her to, don't worry. Damn, you found out our game. And no, she graduated last year, as I did.
10.19 AM
I've already dated older women.. So, it's not a huge deal..
10.20 AM
But.. Kurt.. Are you sure that she's so pretty?
10.21 AM
Why is she single then?
10.22 AM
Wanna see a pic?
10.23 AM
Yeah, definitely!
10.28 AM
pic 01
10.31 AM
Hey, if this is a joke.. It's not funny, ok?
10.34 AM
Joke? Are you calling my friend a joke?
10.36 AM
Not that I didn't have some other cute girls before.. But she's.. She's amazing.
10.39 AM
I know. Did I mention she's a lesbian?
10.40 AM
Okay, this is definitely a joke. I've seen lesbians before, and she doesn't look like one. What about her hair? It isn't short! And her eyes? Wearing all that make up? No way.
10.43 AM
You shouldn't question me, H.
10.44 AM
pic 02
10.45 AM
I kind of have a thing for girls kissing each other, and they don't look like lesbians at all, but I get it..
10.47 AM
So.. She's not into me, right?
10.47 AM
I'm sorry.
10.48 AM
Hey, wait a second Kurt Hummel! Who's assuring me that she's your friend and those aren't some random girl's pics taken from the internet?
10.50 AM
I don't know, you should simply trust me. I don't know if I have a pic with San, I can check. But I kinda like the fact that you haven't seen me yet..
10.56 AM
Why is that? Suddenly you're not as confident about yourself as you were yesterday evening?
10.59 AM
I am confident. It's just.. Okay, here's my pic with San. Don't ask what I'm wearing.
11.00 AM
pic 03
11.03 AM
You convinced me.. Are the two of you roommates?
11.04 AM
"It's just" what? I hate mid broken sentences, you know that..
10.06 AM
Don't worry, nothing that matters. Yes, we're roommates.
11.07 AM
Nothing matters in this pointless life, you know.. But I really don't understand the reason of your behavior..
10.09 AM
How philosophical of you.. And really, it's nothing. Let it go.
11.13 AM
I certainly will.
11.27 AM
Btw, tell your friend that I'm here.. Just in case she changes her mind..
11.29 AM
Quoting a wise man, "I certainly will. "
12.09 PM
I didn't see your abs, tbh.
12.13 PM
I won't take a pic of them. Show me yours, since you're so sure they're better than mine.
12.24 PM
I don't remember saying that... We're not competing for abs, since we're not competing for chicks..
12.25 PM
You said you got amazing abs, and I wanna see them!
12.26 PM
Promise me you won't use it for your... Late night activities?
12.27 PM
pic 04
12.58 PM
Your abs are better than mine.
01.02 PM
Why did you think they called me to train the Warblers? Cause I was fun to have around?
01.04 PM
I thought you got a good voice. Well, I'll tell you, you're good-looking, but please, promise me you won't take this as a sexual assault.
01.07 PM
I can sing, that's all.. I really don't sound like your ex boyfriend...
01.08 PM
I can see the difference between a sexual assault and a compliment.
xxxxx
01.11 PM
San, I have a doubt.
01.13 PM
Tell me, babe..
01.14 PM
So, your psychic Mexican third eye.. What does it say about Hunter?
01.14 PM
OMG, you want to know if he's gay, right? So you're into him? I knew that!
01.15 PM
I'm sorry, Hummel, he's a huge question mark for me. When he performs he can be flirty and make dudes come and gurls wet their seats at the same time.
01.17 PM
I'M NOT INTO HIM! I was wondering, since sometimes he writes me this kind of stuff.. I don't know. And is he so hot? Really? I mean, I saw his abs, but..
01.19 PM
Exactly what kind of stuff? Tell aunt San.. And yes, he's really really hot. I should not tell you this, but he sung "Whistle" winking a lot. And the way he moves.. He did a backflip right in front of our eyes.
01.19 PM
Wait, did you SEE his abs?
01.21 PM
A backflip? Crazy! And I don't know, casual phrases that put the doubt in me.
01.22 PM
And what about his abs?
01.25 PM
They're.. AMAZING.
01.26 PM
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SEE THEM? Don't make me worry..
01.28 PM
I took the first plane to Lima, I fucked him senseless, then I came on his chest, swallowed it all and then I came back in New York.
01.29 PM
I didn't ask for your dreams, Hummel. I asked for reality.
01.29 PM
A picture, Santana. A picture.
01.30 PM
Did he send you a picture? Wanky.
01.30 PM
Yes, but I sent him a pic of you, so..
01.32 PM
Are you nuts? A pic of ME?
01.34 PM
I'll tell you later, see you at home.
01.35 PM
You better be kidding, 'cause otherwise...
xxxxx
01.43 PM
Blaine got a dreamy voice, beautiful eyes and a great smile. The problem is he's too naïve, and he let his life stream without controlling it. He doesn't make decisions, he isn't that strong. And I'm tired of dealing with his poor mind.
01.44 PM
Sorry, I didn't mean to drive the conversation on him.
01.45 PM
It's okay.. I like the way you think..
01.48 PM
I suppose that this is how he's become lately.. Cause the Warblers always remind him as a good leader..
01.48 PM
What do you mean with "the way I think"?
01.49 PM
You embrace your life, you are so self confident.. I like it.
01.52 PM
Well, thank you. But I make my mistakes, as everyone around. One was Blaine. I loved him, a lot, but.. We slowly became two completely different people. Our roles exchanged and now I barely recognize him. It happens..
01.59 PM
You'll find someone else, trust me..
02.04 PM
I just.. Wish to meet someone who can make me believe it can happen. That love can be something different from pain and blaming each other and tears. I'm a bit disillusioned at the moment.
02.07 PM
I bet you are.. But never say never.. "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans".. So, you should find a fuck buddy to have fun with, while waiting for your Prince Charming to come and rescue you..
02.15 PM
I don't know.. I've never been the "fuck and forget" type, you know..
02.17 PM
Well, it's not that easy at first.. But then you learn to live your life the lighter way.. I've been in committed relationships as well as one night stands, but I never found someone who really made me fall in love..
02.26 PM
Never had a girlfriend? A true one, a long term relationship I mean..
02.28 PM
What do you mean with "long term"? I had a few girlfriends, but they didn't last more than 2-3 months..
02.29 PM
pic 05
02.31 PM
You see her? She was my first girlfriend. I was 14 and she was 13.. We've been together for two months and then we understood that the only thing we felt for each other was a brother-sister love.. Now we're very good friends, but there's nothing more left..
02.35 PM
She's pretty, H. You got good taste in girls! What are you doing? I'm working and my boss wants for me to try stuff for the next month's cover..
02.37 PM
What exactly are you gonna try? I'm studying American history, cause we've got a test tomorrow..
02.38 PM
Clothes, suits, stuff like that. I'm trying something you'll like very very very much. Wanna see?
02.39 PM
I'm waiting..
02.43 PM
pic 06
02.45 PM
You don't seem enthusiastic at all! Actually, you look a bit frightened! Mr Puss loves it, btw. I've just shown him your pic! Anything else you're trying on?
02.49 PM
Later, now I'm basically naked in the middle of her office while she's out looking for a suit.
02.51 PM
That sounds pretty hot. I really wish you were my "type"..
02.52 PM
Wait, you're working at Vogue right? Isn't there anyone interesting? You could have some common interests..
02.55 PM
Yes, there's someone.. It's a guy who asked me out sometimes, but.. I don't know..
02.57 PM
What's his name? Is he handsome and charming?
02.59 PM
He doesn't have your abs.
03.02 PM
Nobody does, honey..
03.04 PM
I guess so..
03.05 PM
Or maybe you do.. But you won't send me a pic of them..
03.06 PM
Are you in list for "best American abs"? You asked me to send you a pic 'cause you are spying on your rivals..
03.12 PM
I'll never send a pic of them. My abs are way too awesome, they deserve to be seen and touched and tasted. And I'm not competing this year, my showcase is already way too full of prizes..
03.29 PM
I don't think I'll ever touch them.. That's why I wanted a pic! (Actually, I'm the one competing and I'm afraid you'd steal my prize!)
03.30 PM
What kind of prizes do you have on your wall?
03.32 PM
I wouldn't let you touch them, btw. Sectionals, Regionals, Nationals prizes.. One from NYADA, I won a secret prize once.. Some from fashion magazines, and dance contests ones..
03.33 PM
I'd prefer to touch your friend's boobs.. Oh, I forgot about New Directions! Have you ever sung a solo during a competition?
03.37 PM
Fake boobs.
03.39 PM
And no, I never did.
03.40 PM
I knew that! She was way too perfect to be real..
03.41 PM
Why is that? Isn't your voice good enough?
03.43 PM
I don't know, maybe it isn't. But I'm into NYADA now, and my friends aren't. So, maybe I was just misunderstood.
04.09 PM
You got what you deserved.. You're into NYADA and you're also working at Vogue.. You're very busy, aren't you? Do you have some moments to breathe every now and then? But, what do you mean with "misunderstood"?
04.13 PM
I am.. But I'm constantly trying to keep my feet down to earth. I don't want to think I'm on top, you know? I still want to dream. And by misunderstood I mean.. Okay, you never heard my voice, but it's pretty girlish. I like it, I can make really low tones and Blaine always wanted me to sing that way for him, cause he said it was sexy. But still, I never really tried to impose myself for a solo in a competition cause I knew that doing it would have meant compromising my team's performance. I was worried I could create some kind of controversy.. In the beginning I was very competitive, I struggled for solos every week, I was more of a diva. Growing up, I learned that being on a team means that you should also take a step back, and lower yourself to raise together. I learned it during my Dalton experience, to be true.
04.16 PM
You're very sensitive, really.
04.17 PM
And I'm not telling you this because you are gay. Gays usually are sensitive, right? But I don't think that's the real reason why you behave and think this way. Maybe you've suffered a lot and consequently learned to let people express themselves.
04.19 PM
It's strange, I know, but all I can think now is what your voice sounds like. The girlish one and the lower as well.
04.19 PM
Sebastian is gay. Do you find him sensitive? I don't think it's a gay thing.
04.21 PM
He's a bitch. Gay or straight.
04.30 PM
Exactly. Still.. Thanks for saying those beautiful things about me.
04.31 PM
I mean every single word. And I'm blushing just thinking of what I just sent you. You'd think I'm crazy..
04.34 PM
I think you're cute.