Piper vs. Jason
Ulysses: This isn't fair in any capacity.
Jason: What do you mean?
Ulysses: You have the prettiest daughter of Aphrodite going against a spawn of Zeus.
Jason: What's that supposed to mean?!
Percy: Just get on with it!
Piper: It really is okay Jason, we don't have to do this.
Jason: Your right Piper. Besides, you're just gonna lose anyway.
Ulysses: Jason… she has- You know what, knock yourselves out.
Jason: *Smirks at Piper* All right then. I-
Piper: *Pulls Jason into a kiss* I love you, Jason Grace, more than a child of love ever could.
Jason: I… uh….
Ulysses: HA! Jason's as red as a tomato!
Jason: Annabeth… rule book.
Piper: *Pushes Jason away* Fine then. *Crosses arms and turns away*
Annabeth: Ulysses, is that legal?
Ulysses: Nothing against it in the rules.
Jason: I hope you get hit by a lightning bolt.
Ulysses: Yeah, just make sure you wear protection when you go for the makeup.
Jason+Piper: WHAT?!
Ulysses: Bye!