AN: Hi everyone! Thanks for sticking with me despite how little I release things, I've been playing so much Persona Q! I think it's my favourite Persona game so far =3
Chapter 4: The Adbearnture Begins!
Narukami opened his eyes. Who was that old man? What was that purple tentacle? Where was he? Narukami realised he must have passed out from the shock of what had just happened. A talking fox, giant eyeballs, it was all too much for him to handle! He began to take in his surroundings, a super cool piano track was playing and the room he found himself in was a weird shade of blue. Narukami sat up and found he was in a completely different place he was just in. it felt like, a limo? He also noticed that there were three figures he didn't recognise staring at him. "Weeeeeelcome, to the veeeelveeeet room!" said a peadophelic voice from the table. Narukami approached the table and sat down, in front of him was a piece of velvet cake, as well as this the man in front of him looked odd. He wore a black suit and had a fully erect penis for a nose with two testicles hanging underneath, his eyes were wide, incredibly wide, so wide that it looked like he had just seen his own conception and it was during an orgy in which his mother was the only female. The female next to penis man was a totally smoking milf, but she looked like she might be a bit of a cunt. Speaking of cunts, there was also some emo looking fuck in the room also, she looked like she had fell into a washing machine and just stuck with whatever clothes landed on her.
The penis man started to speak. "Hello there, you are a traveller on a journey to find the truth, like in that song called reach out to the truth. I am penis man, I will help you on this Journey." Narukami was confused as all hell but he couldn't voice this because he was a silent protagonist. The smoking milf chimed in: "You have the power of the wild card, you can summon any stand you think of, which is really fucking cool and I will actually have sex with you if you do a bunch of fusion shit for me" (AN: I know she doesn't actually fuck Narukami in the game, but I think she should of). Penis man pointed his erect cock nose at Narukmai "All will become clear soon, but you should probably go back to reality first" Narukamis vision went white, until he segwayed back to where chapter 3 ended.
Narukami woke to Chee franticly shaking him "Oh thank God, you're alive! When you passed out and shit yourself I thought you were a goner!" Narukami realised, that he had indeed now made poo poo in his trousers. Yosuke decided to fill him in on what had happened. "Dude you would not believe it! This old guy here is called Joseph Josestar, and he is a way cooler protagonist than you!" (AN: Good luck with pronunciation here Karl) The old man smiled at the terrified grey haired teenager "Hai, sou desu yo!" Yosuke cut back in "Joseph is an Englishman who moved to America and then came on a quest to Japan! That's why he can only speak Japanese!" luckily, all of the characters could understand Japanese as it was the superior language and not shitty dubs like in dangan ronpa. Yosuke went on to explain to Narukami that Joseph told them about how they all had these powers called personas and that they could use them to fight evil. Joseph needed their help to find and kill a sexy ass vampire called Dio Brando "OH NO!" Joseph screamed confirmingly. Tails walked over to the gang "HEY NEW FRIENDS, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE SO THAT THE AUTHOR CAN SPEED THE STORY ALONG AND GET ONTO ANOTHER CHAPTER!" Everyone noded in agreement and Chee carried Narukami back through the TV back into the real world. The gang parted ways and decided to meet up after school the next day to discuss everything.
To be continued...