Basic Info: You might reach a new level of lolness. If not,then there is always the next chapter.
Warnings: Are those warnings really important? PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR RANDOMNESS.
Pairings: (in this chapter) Ray/Mariah.
Disclaimer: Kevin belongs to CanIhazcheeseburgerplz.
Author's Note: Erm,my exams are over so that means that I will have more time to concentrate on my shitefiction. Also,I'm getting a new laptop soon. XD Let me take this moment to apologize for the slow update also. *takes moment* =D
One more note: Oi! xChewy suggested I should call this: "The Whimsical Adventures of Wonder Boy and Egypt Kid "
Chapter Four: "It is just so so so... random."
Tuesday 23rd June 2006.
10:31 in the am.
(inside my bedroom)
"I'm bringing sexy back!"
No,I'm not the one who's singing that now.
Take a wild guess.
10:32
It's Bryan.
10:33
Bryan and his Rusianness.
I just made up that word.
10:35
He's WORST than Mystel.
At least Mystel is all blonde and floating and...Mystel-like.
But Bryan is a prick.
A nightmare.
11:00
I refuse to get off my bed.
Well,I can't do otherwise because Bryan has tied me up.
Don't get those kinky thoughts in your head.
Especially you.
You!The one with the rabbit.
Stop giggling.
11:05
Bryan said that I was being 'annoying' when I told him I don't want him in my room.
Then he asked me why Brooklyn and Mystel sleep in my bedroom.
I told them that they INVADED my privacy.
He called me gay.
Lee told him that it was an insult to gay people.
I'm not gay.
But Bryan is!
"I saw that!"
Don't get Bryan mad …
Especially when he has threatened that he will bring Tala and Kai here.
And we all know what happens when they are here.
11:08
DOOM.
11:23
"Kevin,honey,do you want breakfast?"
Yes,if I could escape that rope,I'd love some food,thank you.
"No,he's still sleeping" Bryan answered.
BASTARD.
He glared at me.
And then he smirked.
Maybe he's going to eat me.
Mum!I'm scared!
11:28
"Shut up,you act like a whining little kid"
No,I was just trying to get us in the mood.
He raised his eyebrow.
11:31
I'm not tied up.
I'm just sitting in my bed,looking at the Russian.
But I fooled you,didn't I?
11:43
Bryan is here cause of Mystel.
He said he wanted to dye his hair.
Purple.
And that's why he came all the way from Russia here.
It's not like China is far away from Russia or anything
But he lives in Moscow.
Which is far away from here.
I'm actually serious right now.
That's the reason why he came here all of a sudden.
I wonder what the blonde has done to him.
11:50:
I need breakfast though.
And Bryan said he will pee now so....I must run for freedom.
11:51
I am currently running around the table.
Cause I just realised that I really need to pee too.
11:54
(in the bathroom)
Yes,I have a bathroom next to my bedroom.
In case you were thinking I had a toilet next to my desk or something.
I wouldn't.
12:02 in the pm.
(on my way to the kitchen)
"La la la la la la la la la"
who the hell is singing now?
"Oh Kevin,I missed you"
A ginger head said and hugged me.
Hold on,isn't that...?
12:03
(inside an area that goes by the name Kitchen)
"Hey,Brooklyn!" Bryan high fived him.
Do they know each other?
Why Brooklyn wear this green costume?
And why does he wear a lip gloss?
And why is he still holding me?
12:05
"You can let go of me now"
I said solemnly hoping he will let me go.
Instead he just squeed and frowned "But I missed you"
Gah,can he be any more gay?
12:31
(on my way back to my bedroom)
After some time he finally let go of me.
I think I attract everyone.
Maybe I'm just so damn attractive.
Or maybe I'm so cute and adorable,that everyone wants to hug me.
And looooove me.
"Or maybe the author of this story wants to torture you" Bryan said.
RUSSIAN BASTARD.
12:35
"And her friends" He added.
"Shut up!" I yelled and closed the door.
I need Lee's help with this.
Bryan said he won't leave until he dyes Mystel's hair.
Well,the Egyptian is nowhere to be found.
Imagine me with a really squint look now.
I look so evil.
12:42
(walking in the village)
"Is he still acting utterly gay?"
Ray shouted running to my side.
Who?
I raised my eyebrow.
12:43
"Mystel" He breathed out.
"I haven't seen him since..."
I stopped and tried to think with my own brain for a bit.
13:01
(after a lot of thinking)
"Since Bryan's arrival" I announced triumphantly.
"You know the word 'arrival'? Ray asked me.
I will feel insulted any minute now.
"It's not that big" I protested.
"Yeah right" He grimaced.
What is he acting all bad ass to me?
"What did you take?"
"Sex"
I'm not quite sure that I needed to know such information.
13:06
(walking next to many bushes)
Ray left.
He continued with his journey to find the Blonde.
I continued with my super awesome journey to find Lee's house.
It's like his house teleports itself every week.
I swear that last week it was just behind those green bushes.
13:07
(checking behind the bushes)
No,it is not there.
I'm gonna check behind the river.
13:08
(checking behind the river)
No,not here.
13:09
(checking inside the river)
Nope,just water in here.
13:10
(coming out of the river)
Oh,I'm all wet now :-(
13:21
(going back to my house)
I actually expected Mystel to be looking at me from an angle or something.
But I can't worry about him now when I didn't even ask Brooklyn where he was.
I think I might should.
Because I am a cat and I am curious.
That's why.
13:32
(reaching home)
"I feel pretty,oh so pretty!"
What is up with Bryan and all the singing?
What has he taken?
13:33
(still in earth)
Bryan opened the door with a sexy smile.
And then he looked down and understood it was me.
He closed the door.
I opened it.
And now I'm inside.
Inside the house.
13:35
And now I spotted Brooklyn.
He is sewing.
He is still in that green costume.
Which I can't even describe.
It's awful.
13:36
(inside the living-room)
"Hey!Brook!"
I saluted him and sit down next to him.
Apparently,we no longer have sofas and chairs in the house.
I don't think I know or I will ever know why.
Or maybe I know and I just like feeding you some angst.
I can feed you anything I want.
13:38
(sitting on the floor)
Brooklyn smiled to me and blinked.
He looks so cute right now.
He is looking like a plushie.
Makes me want to squeeze him.
But I won't.
I am man,that's why.
I could give him a man hug though.
I wanted to ask him something,didn't I?
13:40
"Where on earth were you?"
I blurted out staring at him.
"In Amsterdam"
He replied and went back to sewing.
Is that supposed to be normal?
Is he supposed to normal?
Is anything supposed to be normal?
13:42
"I got you a gift!" He beamed of joy and got quickly up.
He run upstairs (remind me comment about the stairs later) and came back with a …
Bowl.
Yes.
Bowl.
I think it's made of glass.
13:43
(looking at the bowl)
It's not shiny therefore it doesn't interest me.
13:45
(holding the bowl)
He gave me the bowl and went to the kitchen.
And he came back with a bag.
A bag full of water.
Why did he put water in a bag?
In a plastic bag?
What's the point?
13:46
(a moment of realisation)
Wait,there's something orange in there.
And it is not his hair.
13:47
(second moment of realisation)
Oh My Buddha. It is a goldfish!
13:50
That means that my bunny Rasputin will now have a friend.
I must find a name for him.
"Thank you Brooklyn" I exclaimed and he put the fish in the bowl.
He added some water and there,all ready!
I feel so tears-of-joy-ful now.
14:01
Bryan is looking at us with a disgust face in his look now.
I don't think he likes my goldfish.
Brooklyn and I decided to become his parents.
Not Bryan's.
The goldfish's.
We named him "Petronius"
I dare you to pronounce that.
I love that name.
It is just so so so... random.
17:35
(playing in the garden)
"The hills are alive with the sound of muuuusic"
Bryan is still at it.
Mystel is still missing.
That will make me miss him.
Some time soon.
Before it becomes later.
And so on...
21:12
(in the safety of very own bedroom)
I will eat some cherries and then I will sleep.
Bryan will sleep at the newly put couch in my bedroom.
(I guess he stole that from the so-called living room)
And Brooklyn will sleep in the second bed in my room.
I don't know how that got here either.
21:21
(another moment of multiple realisations)
I'm afraid that more people will come to my house.
Like Garland...or that blue haired slut.
21:22
(a moment of hope)
But for now I have my dear Petronius and Rasputin by my side.
21:25
I shall sleep in peace.
That sounded so morbid.
I don't know how.
Goodnight.
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