Rated: K+

Summary: Echizen has stumbled upon some of his dad's perverted magazines and is now permanently scarred. He calls kids help phone for…help and in the process discovers a horrible truth. CRACK/yaoi…

Category: humour/ general

Characters: Echizen and Fuji (maybe yaoi, if you squint you might be able to see it…or maybe squint a lot…you know, to get the picture)

Kids Help Phone: (In Canada) 1-800-668-6868

Disclaimer: I do not own POT; Anti does, however, own Fuji (DIBS ON FUJI! . ) (jks jks, I don't want to get attacked by barbaric fangirls)

"characters conversations"

(our random and totally pointless conversations)

Characters thinking to themselves

"Character flashback"

Anti: we have a general idea to where this is going but we don't now how to get there so if you have any ideas, then like tell us, help is much appreciated.

"Fuji-senpai…" he looks like a smiling angel."Did you invite them?"

"Why, no Echizen, they were just passing by."

"Yeah, just passing by, ne, Eiji-senpai?" Momo said nervously, glancing from Echizen's death glare and Fuji's dispassionate smile.

"Hoi?" Kikumaru looked from Momo to Echizen (He giggled a bit at Ochibi's kawaiiness) to Fuji (he shuddered, wondering what thoughts were going through his head). "Hai, just…passing by."

"Yes," Oishi and Inui interjected quickly.

"Saa, Echizen, pose for the camera"

"Eh? Demo-" Echizen was cut off by a snap of the camera.

"Say Cheese!" Fuji snapped the camera again but not before Kikumaru ran up to Echizen and put his arms around him.

"Perfect," Fuji took another item of clothing. "Now, try this on."

"Demo…Fuji-senpai…that's a bra…"

"I can see that, Ryo-chan." Fuji's smile never faltered.

Snort…giggle, the other regulars were laughing with the exception of Oishi who backed away slowly, pretending to not know these people, it didn't work very well due to the fact that Oishi, Momo, Eiji and Inui were wearing their Seigaku Regulars uniform.

"Go on Echizen, I still have that cute Lolita picture of you."

"WHAT LOLITA PICTURE?" Kikumaru asked enthusiastically.

"Nothing, well nothing yet…ne Echizen?"

"H- hai!" Echizen ran into the change rooms.

"So this is why you wanted the new prototype Inui juice." Inui scribbled.

"Hai, it worked wonders." Fuji's smile was stubbornly stuck on his face.

"Wait…does Echizen know how to put on a bra?" Oishi asked.

"Hmm, that might be a slight problem…" Fuji considered.

"Does he even know what a bra is?"

"I think Echizen is more mature than you give him credit for, Momoshiro." Inui pushed up his glasses.

"Saa, I'm sure it won't be much of a problem." Fuji smiled optimistically.

"ARGH!" A loud scream rang from the change rooms.

"On second thought, I'd better see what's going on…" Fuji walked away from the group towards the change room Echizen was in.

"Hey, it's our chance to make a break for it." Momo said.

"Hoi, but I wanna see Ochibi in a bra!" Kikumaru sighed.

"You'll see plenty of pictures, I'm sure, on Monday." Oishi said.

"I also, am quite curious." Inui looked up from his scribbles.

"But…what if Fuji makes us try something weird…?" Oishi asked.

"I'm sure he has pictures of all of us." Momo interjected.

"We better run then, nya!"

"I disagree…I think we should stay behind."

"What about the consequences?"

"We'll face that, for now, I want data on what size Echizen is." Inui's glasses glinted.

While all that was happening, a certain tensai was helping his kohai into a bra.

"Ow, Fuji-senpai, that hurts!"

"Is it too tight?"

"Yes!"

"I'm sorry, I've never put a bra on a person before," Fuji said with a hint of laughter.

"I'll bet."

"I wonder what's taking them so long?" Momo wondered.

"Hoi?" Kikumaru went to the change rooms.

"Saa, Echizen, I'm sure they want to see you too!" Fuji said, one hand on Echizen's arm, the other snapping pictures mercilessly, all the while trying not to laugh.

"WAAAAAAAHHHHH" Kikumaru screamed "OCHIBI!!!!"

"Ki- Kikumaru-senpai" Echizen turned a deep shade of scarlet.

"KAWAII!!!!" Kikumaru gave Echizen a bear hug.

Meanwhile, in Germany

"ACHOO!" Tezuka sneezed and gazed up at the sky to see a bunch of crows. I have a feeling that something is happening to the pillar of support… Fuji…Tezuka shook his head and bent down to tie his shoelaces to start jogging. It broke… Tezuka looked up and wondered if he should call Fuji, but if he falsely accuses Fuji, there would be revenge waiting for him. Even if he was in Germany, he still didn't get off the habit of carrying aspirin with him 24/7. Fuji…1

Back in Japan.

"BUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA" Momo was grasping for air.

"Daijoubu ka?" Oishi asked, "It's not too tight is it?"

"…it's too tight but Fuji-senpai said it looked better this way." Echizen said, his head down, wishing that he had his Fila cap to cover his face.

Fuji was smiling, Kikumaru was hugging Echizen, Oishi was scolding Fuji half-heartedly for taking advantage of his kouhai, Momo was busy laughing at Echizen and Inui was scribbling all the while muttering "Ii Data"

This continued for about half an hour until Fuji finally decided to have more fun. "Saa, Echizen, looks like you forgot about your little 'problem', my way worked." Fuji smiled.

"…I did not forget, you just created more problems for me." Echizen said scathingly.

"Oh my, why are you looking at me with such cold eyes?" Fuji gasped.

"Can I go home now?" Echizen wondered if anyone fed Karupin yet.

"Iie, let's go get some ice cream."

"Or, we can try my new special Aozu ice cream."

"How about no?" Echizen said. "Fuji-senpai, can I change into regular clothes now?"

"Aw, but you look so cute in the bra, you would've made such a pretty girl." Fuji said in a nostalgic way.

"Fuji-senpai!" Echizen said, outraged.

"Can I buy it for you?" Fuji asked.

"I thought you forgot your wallet."

"Did I say that?" Fuji smiled, " I seem to have forgotten, Momo, can I borrow 1000 yen?"

"What? Iie! I'm broke!"

"You do have 1000 yen on you don't you?" Fuji's eyes opened again.

"H-hai!" Momo got his wallet.

"I DON'T WANT IT!"

"But Echizen…"

"NO!"

"Echizen…" Fuji's eyes opened yet again.

"I hate you, Fuji-senpai."

"Saa, Echizen, ice cream."

Glossary:

Senpai: one's upperclassman

Daijoubu Ka: Are you alright?

Japanese superstitions, if you see a large number or crows or shoe laces break, someone close to you is experiencing bad luck

A/N

Anti: well, finally, we're done

Ica: yeah…okay, right now we have like MAJOR homework, so if we don't update soon, you'll know why. Oh and I wanna see at least 10 reviews before posting next chapter…

Anti: ur sooo demanding. Don't listen to her.