I apoligize for not posting a chapter yesterday. So I'm posting two chapters today and one really long one. Enjoy.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention in chapter one that the Fire Emblem guys, even though they are wearing normal clothes, they are still wearing their capes. Again, normal clothes, and capes. That's kinda important to remember.
"This is LAME!" Toon Link said. "I wish Ness was here!"
"If Ness was here with you, we'd all probably be dead by now." Roy said.
"I'm hungry!" Pit said.
"Eat your fist then." Ike said.
"Someone's crabby." Pit said.
"Mmm, crab." Toon Link said.
"Now you're making me hungry!" Link exclaimed.
"I'm sure civilization isn't that far from here." Marth said.
"I think I see buildings up ahead!" Toon Link said.
"FOOD!" Link exclaimed.
"I swear if that's a mirage…" Marth said.
"It's not if we can all see it, stupid." Ike said. Marth punched him the gut. Ike winced a bit and turned to Marth.
"Punch me again. I dare you." He said. Marth rolled his eyes and kept walking.
"Marth would've hit me if I did that." Roy said.
"Well then it's your problem if you're weaker than Marth." Link said. BAM! Roy punched Link right in the face.
"No. I'm not." Roy said.
Link stood up and said, "Whatever, you're weaker. Don't deny it."
"Want me to punch you again?" Roy said.
"I'm not afraid of you." Link said.
"You will be." Roy said. Link whistled and Toon Link stood in front of him.
"Really?" Roy said.
"You don't know much about Toon Link do you?" Link said, pulling down his sunglasses. (Yes, they're all still wearing those.) Toon Link pulled out a bomb and smirked at Roy.
"So? I have a sword that explodes!" Roy said, pulling out his sword.
"You don't know me." Toon Link said.
"Bring it kid." Roy said.
About 15 minutes later, Marth was carrying a physically and mentally scared Roy over his good shoulder. Roy's brunette hair was getting in Marth's face. Ike had suggested that Marth just drag him by his cape but Marth knew that was mean.
Toon Link was smiling happily, having entertained himself with many bombs and arrows. Pit was flying high above them, stopping to rest every 4 minutes. Link was lagging behind, growing increasingly tired yet anxious since a town was not too far ahead.
"Guys, I'm not gonna, make it…" Link said dramatically.
"Come on Link! We're almost there!" Marth said.
"Yeah, suck it up." Ike said.
"Who gave you wegie?" Toon Link said. Ike tripped Toon Link. Toon Link cursed something in hylian.
"Toon Link!" Link said, catching up with them. "Don't think I didn't hear that!"
"With those big ears of yours I'd expected it." Toon Link said.
"You have big ears as well!" Link said.
"Yeah, but not that big!" Toon Link said.
"Come on elves. We're almost there. Well, to the town I mean." Marth said.
"ELVES?!" Link and Toon Link said. They charged at Marth with their swords drawn.
"Oh, ku-"* Marth said and ran.
"We're here!" Link said.
"Yay!" Toon Link said. Marth never got hit by Link or Toon Link because he made it to the city first. He put Roy down who was starting to wake up.
"Huh? Where are we?" Roy said. Toon Link smiled at Roy and Roy hid behind Marth.
"Really Roy?" Marth said.
"YOU SAW WHAT HE DID TO ME!" Roy said. Marth rolled his eyes, hand on his hip as usual.
"Let's go people." Ike said. After awhile of walking through the city, Marth noticed some people were looking at him strangely.
"Why are they looking at me like that?" Marth said.
"Probably because of the bullet hole in your shirt and the blood all around it." Ike said. Marth looked at his shoulder and indeed blood was all around the hole. He was still bleeding and the line of blood went all the way down his shirt and dripped on the ground.
"Should we take you to a hospital?" Pit said.
"I've been stabbed before, I'm fine." Marth said.
"Yeah, but led can poison you." Link said.
"Bullets are made of led?" Marth said.
Ike facepalmed. "Yes stupid! They are!"
"How was I supposed to know?! I come from a world where there are no guns!" Marth said.
"I do too and even I knew that!" Ike said.
"That's because you like guns! Once you found out about them from Snake, you asked Master hand if you could use one in Brawl!" Marth said.
"Hey that's supposed to be a secret!" Ike said. And soon, Ike and Marth started fighting and arguing and making a scene.
"Guys, people are looking at us!" Roy said.
"Well, them actually." Link said.
"SHUT THE DEKU UP!" Toon Link said and fired an arrow at Marth and Ike. It struck Marth's chest and went through his shirt. People screamed and ran.
"OW! SON OF MEDUSA!" Marth yelled.
"Hey, that's what I say!" Pit said.
"I think it went through my skin." Marth said touching the arrow.
"Great. Now we have to take him to the hospital!" Link said.
"I'm fine. I'll live." Marth said.
"What kind of crazy world do you come from?" Link said.
"One where I had to kill several dragons. With only my sword. All at once." Marth said. Link blinked.
"Whatever. We should just take you anyway because you don't want any girls to see you like that, do you?" Link said.
"No, I guess not. But I hate the hospitals here! They overreact too much! Dr. Mario would just yank this out, wrap it up, and say we're good to go!" Marth said.
"We could just buy Marth new clothes, have Ike yank out the arrow, and then buy bandages." Roy said.
"Excellent idea Roy!" Ike said.
"Wait, can't someone else yank it out?" Marth said. Everyone shook their heads.
"Darnit. Just don't pull it out yet, we need to get the bandages first." Marth said.
"Link, Toon Link, Ike, why don't you guys go get the bandages? Me and Roy will help Marth find a new shirt." Pit said. Ike nodded and left with Link and Toon Link.
"Let's get you a new shirt so you can throw away that one." Pit said.
"But I like my Vaporeon shirt!" Marth said.
"Quit whining, Marth." Roy said. Marth glared at Roy but did nothing else.
1*) If you know japanease, you know what that means.