Disclaimer: Do I LOOK like jhonen Vasquez to you? Huh? HUH?! DO I?! ANSWER THE QUESTION!

okay, This oneshot thing was inspired by total idioticness. And my obsession with JTHM. And FMA. God this is wierd.

It was just a normal day for psychodoughboy wheeeeennn...He made cookies! Yessire. Psycho made chocolate chip cookies in his easy-bake oven. He waited a moment. And then took them out. He sniffed the warm cookies. Oh , so deliciouss. He walked over to Eff.

"Eff! I made cookies!" he exclaimed cheerfully. Eff looked at the cookies.

" Yes. So you have."

Psycho smiled happily.

" Try one!"

"Not if my life depended on it." replied Eff flatly. Psycho was shocked into a state of shock. Ok not really. But the point is that he was really freaked out.

" WHAT? Do you not like cookies?" asked psycho desperatly. Eff shook his head slowly. Psycho was acting...strange today. Psycho frowned and looked at the floor.

" Sniff sniff. Boo-hoo. I'm so sad and depres-EAT THE COOKIE GODAMMIT!" screamed Psycho. Eff just stared at him with intense rage for a moment, and then left. Gardell, whom had appeared out of nowhere, patted him on the head.

"There there Psycho. I'll try a cookie." said Gardell.

" Hey!,"Said ivyna J spyder," gardell is MY charecter!"

Slinko frowned.

" Fine. I'll give you back Gardell, but in exchange you have to give me the rights to Invader Zim!" slinko replied. Ivyna rolled her eyes.

" I don't OWN Invader Zim."

"Jhonen Vasquez owns it."

"Yeah I know."

"Know what?"

"Snarf." said slinko blankly. Ivyna gave up and dragged Gardell away.

Psycho frowned and all of a sudden...

Richard Hatch from survivior walked in! He looked around for a moment and then...

" MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He belowed. Psycho jumped in the air about fifty feet. Slinko puked cuz she ate to much halloween candi.

"I ated too much candi." she said. Psycho frowned. What was going on here? The was complete randomness!

"What's going on here? This is complete randomness!" he complained.

"No,"said Vivian,"This is!" and Vivian wacked Slinko with a tune. Slinko jumped in the air and...

BECAME A SUPER SAEIN! Vivian gasped.

" Nobodys become super-saein for over 1,000 years! holy monkeys ass!" she yelled. Slinko smirked , threw vivian out the window, and landed back on the floor. Psycho, acting like this happened everyday, walked over to wonderful, family friendly, fun-loving, Nny.

" Hey Nny! I made cookies!" exclaimed psycho.

" mwahahahahahahahahahaha! Chicken!" Nny screamed. Psycho slowly frowned.

" He doesn't look too happy." commented Jhonen vasquez.

nny got right up in psychos face and grinned widely.

"I shall take over the world" He said.

" What?"

"I shall take over the world." he answered. nny had gone off the deep deep deepper end.

" DID SOMEBODY SAY, DEPP?" exclaimed Johnny Depp.

No Johnny. I said deep.

" What is it now slinko?" asked johnny.

Nothing I was talking to johnny depp. Not you.

" Who's that?" asked johnny.

" I dunno." answered johnny.

Wait a minute...what? johnny depp knows who he is er wait is that jonny c or johnny d talking?

"When?" asked johnny.

Just then!

"What he just said?" pondered johnny.

NO! Wait who are you?

"I'm johnny." said johnny.

" me too." said johnny.

ARRRRRGGHH! runs away crying

waa. Johnny Depp is mean to my :(