Me: Laughs This be the best one!
Tara: Kate, I can't believe you began the sequel before you finished this one!
Me: shrugs Well, you have Teen Trouble: Gunslingers… so I don't see what the problem is… oh yah, I forgot I have to finish my part in Teen Trouble: Modern Vs. 1920's…
Tara: You're fucking retarded!
Me: Any other things you wanna add?
Tara: Did you and Roy use condoms?
Me: TARA!
Tara: Laughs
Teen Trouble
Chapter Four: The Couples and Some Side Splitting Funny Stuff.
The next day I woke with Roy's arms around my waist, the night had been fun. I got up and smiled at the sleeping Flame Colonel.
"Roy, Wakie, Wakie!" I said quietly and he smiled slowly opening his eyes.
"Morning…" Roy said sleepily. I kissed his cheek. "What time is it?" Roy asked and I squinted so I could see the clock without finding my glasses.
"Its 5:30 Pyro…" I replied. Roy smiled at me shaking his head because suddenly we had nicknames for one another. Roy was now known as my Pyro and I was known as his Matches, we had given each other the nicknames during the night and these weren't the embarrassing ones. The embarrassing ones were "Kinky monkey sex slave" (Roy) and "Lacy Panties" (Me -.-…). I heard someone shout down stairs so I grabbed my robe from the back of my door and wrapped it around my self before going downstairs to see what was going down.
"FUCK!" That was Edward.
"We're so screwed…" That was Winry and Jean.
"She's gunna hang us…" that was Riza.
"What's going on down here?" I asked leaning against the stair rail. That's when I saw her; Tara was passed out on the floor with what appeared to be blood trickling down her forehead. "OH MY GOD! TARA!" I shouted and rushed to her side. I slapped Tara's face lightly and began to sob. "TARA! TARA!" I was then screaming loudly with tears running down my cheeks. I then turned to Edward. " WHAT HAPPENED ALCHEMY FREAK!" I ordered in a state of anger and sadness.
"WEEEEELLLLLL… Tara walked in while Riza was cooking breakfast so you wouldn't have to and… Ummm… Riza smacked her upside the head… Jean dragged her in here to get her out of the way and we've been waiting for her to wake up…" Edward's voice held a tone of panic as well as something else I couldn't place a finger on but I was soon to find out this whole "Tara is dead and Riza killed her thing" was a very bad joke. I placed a hand on her cheek and no sooner had I done so Tara grabbed my hand, bolting upward to a sitting position making me scream.
"KAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" My voice said as loudly as it could go and I fell backward hyperventilating from the frightening shock.
"Holy shit! Kate we didn't mean to scare you, it was supposed to be a joke, Hawkeye never smacked me with a frying pan…. Honestly!" Tara said trying to calm me down. I screamed again only this time I was screaming for Roy my body shaking in sobs.
Roy hurried down and knelt next to me wrapping his arms around me as lovingly as possible.
"It's alright Kate…" Roy then turned with a death glare to Edward, "WHAT HAPPENED FULLMETAL!" Roy yelled, causing me to jump and begin to cry more.
"It… It was just Ketchup Sir…" Edward said and my mind put Two and Two together getting Fish.
"Tara! I want you to get that shit off your face. Lt. Havoc! Help 1st Lt. Hawkeye finish whatever's cooking in the kitchen! Miss. Rockbell! Find Maj. Armstrong and bring him in here and BOTH of you sit on the couch! MOVE NOW!" Roy commanded sounding more like a Colonel than he normally did. It took them an hour to calm me down, and when they had done so I was the only one not dressed. I went upstairs and rummaged through my clothes finally deciding on an actual cosplay costume that looked like Riza's with a skirt. I came downstairs and shoved the keys to mom's van at Tara. I did NOT feel like driving and she had just gotten her license. So equivalent trade for scaring me shitless was she had to drive, ALL the way to SCHOOL! The rest of the morning was uneventful with Roy acting more like a bodyguard than a boyfriend, meaning he wasn't up to a little kissy face during brunch break.
During fourth period however is when things began to be amusing. The History teacher is also the English teacher and this really took the cake for the ultimate "Evil Dr. Small" revenge. Riza and I sat next to each other taking out paper to take notes with, when Riza took out a small squirt gun which I have NO FRIKKEN clue as to WHERE she had gotten it from but she placed it on the desktop and "Evil Dr. Small" came up and asked what it was.
Riza merely laughed at "Evil Dr. Small" and pointed it at him. He ducked like a little kid in a thunderstorm then Riza shouted at the top of her lungs "BOOM!" and squirted him in the face with a jet of icy water. Every one laughed, Except "Evil Dr. Small" and the teacher… the teacher sent Riza to the office…
After lunch after Fourth period was computers, and the first in a long time that we had access to the computer lab… unfortunately for the Computers teacher, Winry began to run around the room like a kid on crack. James looked at Winry in an amused way before cracking up as she took apart the ONLY color printer in the school ogling over the parts. Before the poor teacher could get her to stop she went to the computer I usually use and began to disassemble it.
"WOOOOWWWWW This is COOOOOLLLLL!" Winry shrieked as she studied the insides of a monitor.
"MRS. ROCKBELL! TO THE OFFICE NOW!" The teacher screamed. It took me, James, Roy, AND Edward to drag Winry to the office cradling the motherboard of a computer in her arms like a baby, and call me Psycho but that was crazier than shouting "I have no pants on!" in the girls locker room while dressing down for P.E…
Later that day in Drama I sat next to Lizzy while putting together a set design while Edward and the others did ones of their own.
"Didja hear about what Riza and Winry did…" I whispered to Lizzy, but to my dissapointment she was listening to Gravy Train! So she didn't hear me… I was getting board with my set so I put it up and started listening to Gravy Train! With Lizzy.
After class was over I got everyone in the van ready to go home, unfortunately all the guys except for Alex decided to get girlfriends so Jean Havoc went with Hillary, Alphonse Elric went with Lizzy, and Edward went with Tara. That left me, Alex, Roy, Winry, and Riza at home… and it looked like MAYBE everyone would be able to have their own bed that night…
Me: Hmmm…. Three days… two chaps… a new record…
Lizzy: You're stupid…
Me: SOOOOOO…..
Tara: You can't blame me for having "Teen Trouble: Gunslingers" cause I gave it to you this morning!
Me: Shrugs So?
Tara: Nevermind…
Lizzy: Hey… where's Raynel?
Me: Raynel? Ummm… I donno….
Raynel: I'm here, god damn can't a person sleep around here?
All: …
NOTE: KUDOS TO TARA! SHE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO PUT WINRY TAKING APPART THE COMPUTER LAB! AND KUDOS TO JAMES FOR LETTTING ME USE HIM AS A CHARACTER! LOVE YAH LIKE A BRO MAN! AND TO MOM'S PUPPY WINRY(WIN-WIN) FOR NOT BITING OFF TARA'S FACE FOR THE KETCHUP!