I don't own Azumanga Daioh. I don't own Mini Moni.
...They say the first step's admitting it.
Warning: Violence and swears. The usual.
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The third Mini Moni concert in Manhattan in Mini Moni's 'American Tour Supreme, PYON!' tour, was going to begin soon at the Pirannha Dome. Our heroines found themselves in Chiyo's helicopter, chatting about various, retarded subjects. Yomi looked at her watch, and told Chiyo they better get going before they're late.
The helicopter lifted off. "Okay, so does everyone remember the plan?" Asked a nervous Mina.
Chii and Tomo shrugged. "Yes." Replied Yomi. "Chii, Tomo, this is serious. Kimi's life is in danger." Scolded Mina, "Are you two sure?"
"YES! NOW STOP NAGGING US ALREADY! SHEEEEEEEEESH!" Screamed Chii. "AS ONE OF THE TEAM LEADERS, I COMMAND YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP!"
(Mina gets no respect, no respect whatsoever.)
As soon as they were there, Mina looked out the window. "Look! There it is!"
The girls, 'cept Chiyo 'cause she's driving, looked out the window and gasped. "The dome looks like.. a giant.. fish!" Said Tomo in awe.
And Tomo was right. The dome was huge, made completely of some glass-looking shiney material. It was in the shape of a giant fish, which is probably why they call it Pirannha Dome.
There were nice pretty trees, and flowers, and it looked absolutely beautiful from people who had a birds eye view. There was a pretty ocean in the back, and the sea sparkled as much as the Pirannha Dome's glass-like material did. It looked as if some one sparkled silver glitter all over the area. Chiyo found some place to land her helicopter, and the girls sneaked into the Pirannha Dome.
Tomo, Chii, and Yomi were dressed in black business suits, and dark 'Men in Black' sunglasses.
Chiyo and Mina wore pop-princess outfits, and strutted their ways down the diamond, sparkly walks, of the dome. "HEY!" Said a security gaurd, "Who the hell are you? This hallway is for the preformances. The Audiences go through that door!"
"We are apart of the preformances. We're body gaurds." explained Yomi. Yomi pointed to Mina and Chiyo. "They're two new members of Mini Moni. According to Yaguchi, the Mini Moni members must be 4'11, or shorter. These two, as you can clearly see, are 4'4."
The Security Gaurd looked at Chiyo, then Mina. "Well, they are sort of short.."
"Exactly." Said Tomo. The gaurd moved out the way, "Sorry to keep you guys waiting, Mini Moni."
"Nah, it's okay." Said Mina. Chiyo kicked the Security Gaurd in the balls. "DON'T DO IT AGAIN, FREAK FACE!"
They made it backstage. They entered the dressing room. It was a hot pink colour, and a large mirror took up the whole left wall, good for applying make up. The fuzzy carpet covering the whole entire floor, was purple. The racks that held hangers to put your costumes on, were in five rows of three. Each row in each rack had about ten hangers on them. In front of those rows, screaming was heard.
The Mini Moni members were embarrased and half dressed. They were changing into their costumes for the preformances. "HOW THE HELL'D YOU GET IN HERE?!" Shouted Yaguchi.
"By being clever!" Replied Mina. Chii and Tomo threw off their business suits to reveal the outfits they were wearing before. "BRING IT ON!" They screamed.
"Why did you wear your clothes under your suit?" Asked Yomi. Tomo punched Yomi in the stomach, "YOU'RE KILLING THE ACTIONY MOOD!"
Yaguchi laughed.
"I'M GONNA SHOVE MY JANKENPYONS UP YOUR ASS!" Yelled Tsuji. She was attempting to give Tomo a drop kick, but Yomi moved in the way, and Tsuji bounced off and crashed into some racks. LMAO.
"HAH! I DON'T NEED NO JENNY CRAIG!"
Chiyo got out a sniper rifle and shot in any random direction. "BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
"SEXY BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
The attack hit Chii in the arm, while she was beating up Kago.
"CHII!" Cried out Mina.
Mika, grabbed Mina from behind by the neck, and backwards choke slammed her.
(AN: Mika is the noticibly tallest member of Mini Moni now. -Kicks Takahashi down a few inches- IT'S NOT FAIR HOW SHE HAS TO WEAR DIFFERENT STUFF, AND TAKAHASHI IS TALLER THEN HER!)
Yomi spun Mika around, and gave her an uppercut to the jaw "Thanks." said Mina.
Mika fell on top of Takahashi, right when she was about to get Chiyo.
Kago kneed Chii in the face. Then she laughed, and then lit up a cig. She then pressed the litted part on Chii's arm, where the Sexy Beam hit her.
"When you turn fourteen, you should smoke too! HAHAHAHA!"
Mina turned to Chii. She pushed Kago away from her. "CHII? ARE YOU OKAY!?"
Chii looked up and her eyes widdened, "MINA! MOVE!"
It was too late, Takahashi hit Mina in the head with a hard tray. Mina collasped. Chii tried shaking Mina, but Mina didn't respond. Chii stood up, and Takahashi pounced on her.
Yomi gave Yaguchi a kick to the head. Blood splattered out. Yomi gave Yaguchi a punch in the nose for good measures. Kago gave Yomi a sneak attack with another one of those tray thingies to the back. (Where the hell do they keep getting those things?) Yomi yelped out in pain and spun around. Yaguchi hit Yomi in the back wtih a tray thingy too. Lmao!! Then they played a lovely game of slap the Yomi in the back repeatedly, until she bruises.
Tomo stood there in front of the mirror, watching the fighting, eating popcorn. Mika tapped on Tomo's shoulder. Tomo turned to Mika, and casually offered some popcorn. Mika took some, then shoved it up Tomo's nose. She slammed Tomo into a hanger rack, and took a metal hanger. She used the sharp, question mark (lol, refference ?) looking part of the hanger, and stabbed Tomo in the neck with it.
The popcorn bag dropped on the floor, and Tsuji happily walked over to it, and began to feast.
Chiyo was finished shooting at the wall. She threw the empty gun at Tsuji, which gave a bulls-eye hit to the head. Tsuji on impact, slammed backwards into the mirror, miraculously, not breaking it, and held her bleeding forehead and screamed, dropping the popcorn.
Chiyo walked over to Tsuji, picked up the popcorn, rubbed it around in Tsuji's blood, and ate it.
"Taste of victory!"
Takahashi put her hand on Chii's neck. Chii struggled to get Takahashi's arm off of her. "Wh-where, where's, KIMI?!"
Takahashi laughed, "Where's the money?!"
"WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING HER?!"
Takahashi slapped Chii, and turned to help Tsuji out.
Mika created a huge gap in Tomo's neck. Tomo finally managed to push the tall girl off of her.
Tomo winced and held her neck. She punched Mika in the stomach. Mika grabbed Tomo's arm and twisted it. "Where, what are you doing with the hostage, and why do you want so much.. so.. Much.. money?" Tomo asked through the pain. Mika smirked, "Why does it matter to you?"
"She's.. My friend.. My.."
Tomo yelled, "MY ARM! YOU'RE GONNA BREAK IT! CHILL DOWN, BUDDY!"
"I'm not your buddy, guy!" said Mika harshly. She kicked Tomo in the stomach, sending her across the room.
There were knocking on the door. "Two minutes 'till show time, girls!"
The Mini Moni's gasped. They quickly ran away from our heroines, and changed into their costumes. They all ran out the dressing room.
Chii lay, breathing heavily. "Plan failed completely. We weren't even supposed to fight. We should have listened to Mina! 'Nnn now Mina's dead!"
"Cool," Said Chiyo, "Can I poke the corpse with a stick?"
Yomi got up off the floor, and walked over to Mina's limp body. She picked up Mina's wrist, listening for a pulse. "Mina's not dead. She just had a nasty hit to the head."
"Yeah," Chiyo laughed, "It's Tomo's injuries that's the most serious. Tomo can't fight for shit!"
Yomi looked at Chiyo for a brief second in a half, and ran over to Tomo, who was laying on top of the clothing hanger racks. Her neck was bleeding alot, and her arm was red looking.
"FUCK, TOMO!" Yomi swore. She began to apply pressure to Tomo's wounds.
"Well, what are we going to do now?" Asked Chii, "We can still carry out Mina's plans. And Mini Moni only has nine more days of their tour in America. If we don't get Kimi back, they'll take her to Japan with her, and we might not never see her again!"
"I don't see why we can't just pay them the money. I'm stinkin rich!"
"Chiyo, you're not THAT rich, do you have five 'CAZILLION' dollars on you?" Aruged Chii.
"Man, that amount doesn't even exist!"
"Exactly!"
Chii thought for a while, "You know, a person who would have THAT much money.. is.. Is.. Is.. Bill Gates."
Yomi, Chiyo, and even Tomo looked at Chii. She was on to something!!
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This chapter was short. I made up for the really ridiculously.. If I spelt that right.. Long chapter, and put in some violence for you. Sorry, K?