Whew, sorry it took so long to get back guys! Stupid history homework, I CURSE YOU! Anyway, here's some questions from mii is miao mii:
How about...
for Ed, What'll happen if you're born in Ishval, Our world, Xing... AND in another anime as a girl! ( Ishval, Our world and Xing he's a boy)
What'll happen if Ed was drop in a herd of fangrils, milk and cows?
What'll happen if Ed read some fanfics?
And watch the anime?
And meet Hiromu Arakawa?( who is at the moment drawing him being persuade to drink milk by other fma characters, each of them holding a bottle of milk...Oh, and Winry took away his auto mail arm)
O and one final one what'll happen if ed(16 years old) meet up with the other Ed from the original Anime( the kid one, the 12 year old on a and the conquerer of Shambala one) And the one in brotherhood, the kid one the 12 year old one and the one that got married to Winry!
Silver: No question dodging, Ed. I'm curious about this one myself.
Ed: If I was born is Xing I would either get back at Ling for all the crap he put us through, or I'd shoot myself in the head because I had to live in a country RULED by that moron!
Silver: My, aren't you pleasant ? -_-'
Ed: *glare* If I was born in Ishval, that version of me would either have never become and alchemist, or become a rebel or an outcast. I think the latter would be more accurate because I think that no matter where I was born, I'd be interested in alchemy.
Silver: he's just saying that because it's what he's used to…
Ed: SHUT UP SILVER! Anyway, your world, huh? In a place where no alchemy exists? I'd have to say that I might become a chemist or something along those lines. I'd be able to continue using my talents that way. What's "anime?"
Silver: Eeeddd… don't pretend I didn't show you some anime before you came to answer this question.
Ed: *sighs* Well, if I WAS a girl in another anime, I'd want to at LEAST be able to take care of myself. Otherwise I'd be p(EEP)ed. *glares at Silver* You censoring me?
Silver: Nooooooo… *finger hovering over censorship button* Oh Ed, I'm sure we'd all like to know what anime you'd be in.
Ed: *mutters under breath*
Silver: We didn't catch that Edo-kun!
Ed: *screaming really fast* TOKYOMEWMEW!
Silver: O_o Wow… didn't see that coming…
Ed: *covers mouth* I-I didn't mean to…
Silver: *laughs* Awww… what would your mew name be?
Ed: Shaddup! If I were to drop into a herd of fangirls, milk, and cows, eh? RUN FOR MY FREAKIN LIFE! What is "fanfic?"
Silver: *sets up laptop*
Ed: *peeks curiously* OHMYFREAKINGOD! *falls out of chair* *points trembling finger at screen* W-who would write that about Al and I?
Silver: I second that.
Envy: WHAT THE CRAP!What the h(EEP) is this? Me and the Pipsqueak? In LOVE! I'll be right back, I have a site to destroy…
Ed: DON'T CALL ME SHORT YOU PALM TREE!
*several minutes later, Silver managed to pull the two apart with help from Lust and Roy*
Ed: *panting* Haa… haa… what's next? Watch the FMA anime? Since when do we live in an anime? Hahahahaha! ^_^
Entire cast: *laughing like it's the most ridiculous suggestion in the world*
Ed: Who's Hiromu Arakawa?
*Hiromu Arakawa appears randomly*
Winry: Ed, your automail looks like it needs a tune up. I'll just take that for a minute. *removes arm*
Ed: *looks at Arakawa's drawing* Hey that's pretty g- wait a minute… WHY THE H(EEP) AM I BEING PERSUADED TO DRINK MILK! *looks behind him to see every FMA character including every OC that's ever been invented standing behind him with a bottle of milk* OH D(EEP)IT! *flees*
*Later after Armstrong carried an angry, cussing a-lot Ed back to the studio*
Ed: *Looks at all Eds* *Point's to kid Ed* First off, I was NEVER that short! *points to Conqueror of Shamballa Ed) I would NEVER dress like that! *Points to adult Ed* HOLY CRAP I'M S-SO T-TALL! T_T *both fma and fmab Ed's look at each other*
Both: WHAT THE H(EEP)! AM I REALLY THAT SHORT! *glare*
Fma Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE HAS TO REACH UP TO TIE HIS SHOES YOU JERK!
Fmab Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE COULD HIDE BEHIND A GRAIN OF RICE AND NEVER BE SEEN!
Silver: tsk tsk… *clicks fingers and all Ed's disappear except the original.
Ed: *still ranting at the empty space*
And some from FalseFacts:
You know Riza, I never really thought of it like that before. I always knew you were smarter then me.
Riza: In episode 37 of the original series what were you dreaming about? Was it what we were all thinking? ;) Which was more devastating; Seeing Roy get shot in the eye by Frank Archer or hearing from Lust that she'd killed him?
Roy: Ok regardless of your personal feelings about yaoi you must pick between these two pairings: Roy X Ed or Roy X Maes. You know what I'm making this a dare because I know you won't answer otherwise.
Maes: Hi Hughes!I hope you aware of the fact that you are undoubtedly the bestest father, that being said who would you say is the WORST father in FMA? Also exactly how many photos of Elicia do you have?
Your dare is to go hug Envy for no less then 5 minutes *evil laugh*
Fuery: Because you are notoriously known as the most innocent member of Roy's team I dare you to sneak into Roy's office without getting caught(by anyone) and I want you to destroy all of his ignition gloves so he can't make any flames.
Edward: After all that you went through in your short career as a State Alchemist, would you allow your children to become Alchemists?
Riza: *bluuuush* I-I don't know what you're talking about! *clears throat* I'd have to say that seeing him get shot was worse. Homunculi, you never know if they're telling the truth so she might have been lying. Seeing him get shot, however, was a completely different matter.
Roy: Hmm… Ed's a loudmouth brat…
Ed: HEY YOU B(EEP)D!
Roy: and Maes would shove pictures of me in people's faces, which would be EXTREMELY embarrassing…
Maes: Oh, don't be such a gloomy-gus, Roy! I know what will cheer you up! *takes out wallet 'o doom* My beautiful daughter Alicia!
Roy: …hmm… I'd have to go with Ed. He'd probably kill me before the Yaoi fans could get too excited about it…
Ed: You're d(EEP) right I would! You b(EEP)d! … I knew you were gay -_-'
Hughes: Aww… thank you FalseFacts! The WORST father *suddenly serious*… Shou Tucker, without a doubt… Pictures? Hmm, let me see… *counting* 1, 2, 3…
*Two days later*
Hughes: 1095, 1096, 1097… Almost done!
All: *sweat drop*
Hughes: E-Envy? *gulps* I thought you LIKED me!
Envy: *arm sword* Do it and die! …again… HEY! *tied with Homunculus proof ropes*
Silver: Go on Hughes! It's safe now!
Hughes: *gulps then cautiously hugs Envy*
Random crowd of yaoi fangirls: SQUEEEE!
Envy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU AGAIN AFTER THE FIVE MINUTES!
Silver: *arches eyebrow and points to the random crowd of Envy fangirls who are trying to get in and hurt Hughes for taking Envy away* I'll throw you to them if you try.
Envy: *Gulps and looks at Hughes* You're life is spared today…
Fury: *In Roy's office* Umm… now, how do you destroy them? You can't burn them… hmm…
Roy: *walks in* FURY!
Fury: O_O Meep! *runs out with a VERY angry colonel chasing him*
Roy: Get back here you little b(EEP)d!
Ed: Mmh? Well sure, if they really wanted to. But I'd do whatever I could to try and persuade them to become an alchemist who's independent form the state before I allowed them to become state alchemists. If there was no way to change their minds though, I'd allow them to do it.
Well, that's it for now folks, please R&R!