Title: Christmas in South Park
Fandom: South Park
Characters: Stan/Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Butters, Pip, Tweek, Craig, Clyde, Token, Ike
Prompt: Christmas
Word Count: 912
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A month before Christmas and all of South Park is in the mood. All of the South Park boys will be forced into a Christmas Parody.
Chapter 4 Butters wants to date the little redhead girl
Butters was always an individual, much to his parents disappointment, he never quite fit in. He was the kind of person that set out to do something, but always ended up failing, sometimes with little fault of his own.
When he left his home in the morning to go to school, his parents never acknowledged him. He never noticed that they did not notice anyway. Stuffing his hands in his pockets he shuffled onward to school. Music began to play in the background. It was the upbeat kind of music and Butters could not help but humming along with it.
He arrived at the high school bus stop cheery and beaming. "Hi fellas!"
Many did not react to his greeting but there was at least one tired sounding, "Hey Butters."
"Cheer up Stan," Kyle nudged his side. "He's upset because he wouldn't be able to play Final Fantasy VII this or next year."
"Oh," Butters smiled apologetically. Ever since Stan and Kyle had 'come out,' to their friends Butters was unsure of them. What had they come out of? And why did most of the school think it made them icky, and bad. Heck he even got in trouble when his parents heard. They said it was his fault that they caught the come out bug. Still Kyle and Stan never seemed bad or icky to him. That's what made Butters so unsure.
Butters decided to change the subjecting balling his hands into fist, he said, "Today I'm going to sit by Lexus on the bus."
"That's great Butters," Stan rubbed at his nose pretty uninterested in what Butters had to say.
He did not seem to mind. He rubbed his knuckles together and continued talking. "Oh boy, oh boy, I'm gonna do it. Then she'll know how much I like her."
"Butters," Kyle startled him. He held out a card for him. "I'm having a holiday party. I know it's early but you're invited."
Butters grinned, taking the invitation. "Thanks Kyle. I'm a real firecracker at parties."
"Whatever Butters, I would have invited you even if my Mom did not make me," Kyle said. Then he walked away to invite the rest of the guys to his party.
Butters smiled happily. He opened his invitation. He read the card carefully.
Date: 12-20-2012
Time: 7 p.m.-late
Place: Kyle's house.
"Wow! A real party, ending the year with friends and festivities this is just terrific!" Butters exclaimed to the bus stop at large. Everyone ignored him this time as the bus pulled up to the curb. Butters hurried on to find a seat near the front next to Jimmy.
"Oh fiddlesticks!" He murmured as he realized that he forgot to sit by Lexus, his little redheaded girl.
"Hey-ey B-B-B-B-Butters. I just s-saw Kyle invited L-lexus to h-is-is-is p-ppp-pp-p-party." Jimmy informed him knowing that Butters had a crush on the older girl.
"Oh really? Great! I can ask her to dance with me at the party then I'll tell her how I feel about her." Butters exclaimed.
"Great idea!' Jimmy stuttered.
"Yeah, I just have to learn to dance." Butters claimed. Boy would his parents be upset when they found out that he could not dance! He'd be in so much trouble, but Butters did not care what his punishment was. He was determined to learn how to dance so that he could win the heart of the girl of his dreams. He even marched determinedly into his class.
"Hey Butters," Wendy greeted when he sat down. "Are you going to Kyle's party?"
"I sure am." Butters replied. "I'm going to dance with Lexus and tell her that I like her."
Wendy frowned a little at Butters's reply. "Why do you like a girl like that Butters? She's a big whore?"
"I don't care she's the one for me," Butters swayed slightly with love.
"Well you better dance with me at least once," Wendy ordered still a little offended that Butters liked Lexus.
Class soon began and their teacher passed back their Shakespearian project. "Everyone did a great job with this project that I'm assigning a new project due the first day we get back from Christmas-uh-Winter break!"
The class groaned as the teacher passed out the assignment sheet. "We will be focusing on Russian Literature. Butters you will read War and Peace," The teacher explained. She dropped the biggest, heaviest book that Butters had ever seen on his desk. It sealed his fate for the next month.
"But I have to learn to dance and win the heart of my girl," Butters complained out loud.
The teacher's glare was horrific, "Butters Scotch you will read War and Peace over Christmas break or so help me you will not have a heart to win over!" The teacher yelled.
"Yes Ma'am!" Butters replied instantly. "I mean sir!"
The teacher gave Butters a grave look, but continued on. Butters sighed placing his head on the desk. What a bad time for such a big assignment. "Good grief," he moaned.