Ms. Ackerman

Carly was upstairs in her room listening to Cuddlefish and she was totally lost getting some ideas for iCarly. She had a strange day she wanted to forget. She was sent to the principals office and Spencer was called in for a guardian-teacher conference... all that because Ms. Ackerman got dumped by his boyfriend and became crazy.

Later on she was noticing some unusual noises from downstairs. She took her headphones out and soon realized it was Spencer screaming.

He went down to the living room.

"Miss Ackerman?" she asked surprised as she saw her teacher standing on Spencer.

"Hi Carly!" Ms. Ackerman jingled.

"Hi! Umm... Not that I'm not happy to see you but why are you here standing on my brother?" Carly asked confused.

"Cause she has magic feet! Aaahh!" Spencer yelled.

"I spent six months in Thailand learning the art of backwalking massage." Ms. Ackerman explained as she got off from Spencer.

Carly looked around "So, coffee snacks backwalking... What's going on here?"

"Well after our guardian-teacher conference at your school we decided to come back here for coffee and cookies." Spencer said.

"Soft cookies!" Ms. Ackerman corrected him flirty.

"Okay well I'm just gonna go upstairs and try to make myself comfortable with all this." Carly said as she started backing out.

"No why don't you hang down here with us for a while?" Spencer asked.

"You can watch me give Spencer a haircut!" Ms. Ackerman laughed.

"Try and I call the scissor police!" Spencer said and started running because Ms. Ackerman began to chase him around the couch.

Carly didn't stop going away and wondering.

...

Few hours later Spencer knocked on Carly's door.

"Come in!" she said.

"Dinner's ready in half an hour okay?" Spencer said.

"Yeah sure..." she sounded offended. She had some time to realize, she's not okay Spencer dating Ms. Ackerman.

"Okay, what's bothering you?" he asked because he felt Carly's mood.

"Ms. Ackerman. I don't really like the idea you and her together."

"Why not?"

"Why not?" Carly couldn't believe it. "Because she just humiliated me in front of the class."

"That's what she said about you too."

"Spencer!" Carly yelled "Are you serious? You know I was defending Freddie! She had no reason to send me to Principal Franklin!"

"Okay listen..." Spencer started "How about this: maybe if she has a boyfriend again, she's gonna be in a better mood in school too."

"Well I really hope you're gonna be right." Carly said as a warning.

On the next history class Ms. Ackerman did seem much more happier. She gave everyone A+ on the test, along with caramel apples. She didn't really care for the rest of the class, she was talking to Spencer on the phone all the time.

Carly was still a bit unsure about this. She still had problems accepting Ms. Ackerman as a recurring guest in the Shay apartment. But when she invited the whole class ice-skating instead of school she let herself convince. Spencer and Ms. Ackerman were together for a week now, maybe it's gonna be a good thing.

Carly took out her cellphone and casually started texting as the teacher didn't care at all.

[Okay I admit, you were right. Thanks. In the name of the whole class.] she sent it to Spencer.

...

On that evening Ms. Ackerman came by for dinner as usual. But now she was dressed hotter than ever. Carly knew it's their anniversary with Spencer, so she and Freddie left them together.

They were upstairs in the studio with Sam collecting ideas for the next iCarly. Soon Freddie and Sam started a fight as they always did, so Carly decided to take a break.

They were talking about how thankful they are for Spencer dating their teacher so they can have the easiest history classes ever.

A few moments later the elevator ringed.

"Hey!" Spencer came up.

"Hey!" Carly greeted back.

"Where's Ms. Ackerman?" Freddie asked.

"She left I dumped her." Spencer said.

"What did you do?" Carly asked in horror after she dropped all the popcorn down from her hand.

"Well it turned out she's crazy." Spencer explained.

"We all knew that before!" Sam said impatiently.

"But now what? She's gonna be heartbroken and cruel again?" Freddie asked frightened.

"Guys listen! I'm really sorry but she's kinda scary..." Spencer tried to explain.

"I knew it! I knew you shouldn't date her! I've told you!" Carly lost her patience.

"Carly you gotta understand! I just wanted Lauren to be happy so she's gonna be nice to you all too. But she's a lunatic! She has a list about all the times she called me and I didn't pick up. She wanted me to explain why..."

"Okay!" Carly tried to calm herself. "Tomorrow we're having class with her. We just have to wait and see what's gonna happen!"

The next day Spencer was at home exercising which is kinda unusual from him.

"Hi we need to talk!" Carly rushed in the front door from school.

"Sure in a minute I got to finish pump my guns!" Spencer said.

"Pump your guns later! Ms. Ackerman is on her way over here, she thinks you two are still dating!" Carly yelled nervously.

"What?" Spencer stood up "What is wrong with that woman?"

"Shes looney, looney in the head!"

"Oh man why didn't you call and tell me? I could've been in Canada by now!"

"Like don't think Canada's gonna-"

They screamed simultaneously as the doorbell rang.

"It's her!" Carly panicked.

"Ahh why couldn't I be borned with wings?"

"You're not a kakadu, be a man!"

"Alright I'm gonna set that lady straight!" Spencer decided.

"No!"

"Right! What?"

"Spencer!"

"What happened?"

"Don't upset her!"

"But I don't wanna go out with her!"

"I know tell her that but say it nicely and sweetly so she doesn't ruin our lives at school!"

"Okay nicely!"

"And sweetly, I'll be upstairs!" Carly said and run upstairs.

She went to the studio but stopped halfway and listened what happening in the living room.

Hearing Spencer talk and Ms. Ackerman yelling made her realize she isn't mad at Spencer. He really just wanted do a good thing and it was really great until it backfired. And that wasn't Spencer's fault. Ms. Ackerman is genuinely crazy.

Carly recognized she have to come up with some serious solution for this. Somehow she has to get that woman out of their lives. But how could she make such a radical action legally... legally...

Carly was thinking about this word when she heard the front door shutting.

"That was a loud slam! Did you break up with her?" Carly asked coming down on the stairs.

"Yep. She didn't handle it well." Spencer said picking up a stuffed animal ripped apart.

"Were you gentle and sweet?"

"Yes! But she wasn't." he showed the PandaPig in pieces.

"Spencer I owe you an apology!" Carly started.

"No, listen! I'm the one who didn't care about your opinion in the first place." Spencer sat down on the couch. "Sorry, it's just... I'm always thinking you're too little to understand these things. But when it comes to me dating, you always see it all clearer than me." Spencer took Carly's hands "So please, never stop telling me what you think okay? And I'll trust you!"

"I'm gonna have a lot of problems with you!" Carly smiled and hugged Spencer.

"You know what?" Spencer said after a few moments "I was thinking about giving that PearPad back to Lauren. But I'm gonna give it to you. It has like 500 songs on it."

"Uhh! That must have cost her a lot of money."

"Nah, she just downloaded them from some website."

Carly instantly had a devious idea. But she made up her mind... it was too sneaky.

The next couple of days made Carly's mood downhill real fast.

Ms. Ackerman returned to be crazy but even more worse than before. She gave everyone a very hard test but she already gave Carly an F. When Freddie tried to speak up she made them do jumping jacks. When Sam tried to defend them, she made her washed her car.

Later on as Carly and her friends were talking about this in the kitchen Carly realized she had enough. She already knew she wanted to give Ms. Ackerman up to the authorities but now she slowly figured out how to.

The gang invited the teacher on iCarly, telling her, they wanna make a vote for their viewers about she and Spencer make up or break up. Ms. Ackerman kinda liked the idea.

Carly didn't tell anything to Spencer. "Just go with it!" she told him when Spencer started to feel really uncomfortable.

Later on it turned out the vote said "Break up!" but the kids didn't care about it at all.

Ms. Ackerman just left the apartment in anger as usually. Spencer was clueless.

"Okay what was the point of all this?" he asked "Now she's just gonna be mean and vicious to you guys in school!"

"I don't know..." Sam said mysteriously.

"Lot of people watch iCarly..." Freddie continued.

"And sometimes..." Sam started.

"We make sure certain specific people watch." Carly said confidently.

"Yes, yes we do!" Freddie ended it.

Spencer got suspicious.

"You guys are up to something and I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS!" he yelled running into his room.

The next day Ms. Ackerman was arrested for downloading 500 songs illegally and Carly handed over the PearPad as a proof.

She never told Spencer what happened.