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Woody and Hot Sauce
Cody peered around the corner and locked his gaze on the door that led to the kitchens. "How do you propose we get inside?"
"We open the door."
"Zack!"
"I'll create a distraction, and all you have to do is make the sandwich."
Cody sighed. "Alright."
Zack grinned and casually walked through the swinging door that led to the ship's kitchen. One of the cook's assistance glared at him. "What do you think you are doing in here?" He asked sharply.
Zack widened his eyes innocently. "I just came to warn you that someone got food poisoning and he sure doesn't look to good. Moseby wants to see all of you in his office, NOW. Oh, and if he happens to be late, just wait around. He's probably making sure the poor guy doesn't sue."
Pale faces and sweaty cooks hurried out of the kitchen and to Moseby's office. Zack snickered and held the door open. Cody shuffled in and raised an eyebrow at his brother. "What if Moseby happens to be in his office?"
"He isn't. He's helping the exterminators get rid of the spiders in London's room." He gestured towards the gleaming kitchen. "Now hurry up and make that sandwich."
Cody rolled his eyes. He rolled up his sleeves and started out by buttering two pieces of bread and slapping on some mayo and turkey and freshly cut tomatoes. He chopped up some onions and added it to the sandwich along with a sheaf of lettuce. He glanced behind him and found Zack rummaging through the cupboards in search of a red bottle.
"Got it!" Zack cried and held up the bottle of super hot sauce. He ran over and doused the sandwich with the thick substance.
"My creation!" Cody complained.
"Oh please. We'll just tell Wood its ketchup." Zack slapped the sandwich together and put it on a plate.
Cody sighed and followed his brother down the corridor and towards their room. Zack winked and hammered on the door. It flew open and Woody stared at them. "Where have you guys been? I haven't seen you all day!"
"Here and there," Zack replied, and held out the sandwich. "We got some lunch and decided to bring some to you."
"Why?"
"Why so suspicious?"
Woody raised an eyebrow. Zack slumped and muttered, "I'm the one that stole your chocolate chip cookies."
"I knew it!" Woody snatched the sandwich and took a large bite. "I suppose I could consider this a truce."
Suddenly his mouth was on fire. Zack grinned as Woody's face turned red and he started panting. The sandwich dropped to the floor and Woody hopped on the spot.
"Water! Need. Water!" He hissed.
"I'm sure you'll find some somewhere. We ARE on an ocean after all. By the way, APRIL FOOL'S!"
Woody scowled angrily, but every threat died on his tongue from the intense heat. Cody shut the door and ran after Zack down the hall.
An agonized scream echoed after them, and the twins doubled over in laughter. Zack snickered and held up the sandwich Woody had dropped. Cody wrinkled his nose. "Why'd you pick it up?"
"I'm hungry." Zack took a bite. Cody gagged and took a few steps back.
"What? I like hot sauce!" Zack exclaimed.
Cody shuddered. "You are disgusting."
...
"Did you hear that?" Emma asked nervously as she and Moseby moved towards his office.
"I would say they are working their way down the list quite efficiently." Moseby muttered.
He threw open the door to his office and froze. His entire kitchen crew was stationed around his oak desk and bookshelves. They all jumped up when he entered.
"I'm so sorry! Please don't fire me!" The chef wailed.
"Why would I fire you?" Moseby asked incredulously.
"We gave a passenger...food poisoning!" He hissed.
Moseby frowned. He had absolutely no idea what the chef was talking about. It was then he noticed a napkin stuck to the chef's back with a piece of tape. He reached over and plucked it off. He read the script and groaned before showing it to everyone in the room.
April Fool's!, the note read. With Love, Zack and Cody.
Outraged shouts exploded in the tiny office. Emma widened her eyes and surveyed the angry mob with slight amazement. "Wow. They sure got a lot of people at once!"
Moseby crumpled up the napkin and tossed it aside. "Like I said before. No one is safe on April Fool's day with those two around."
And with every person that was knocked off the list, the closer to the top he got. Soon it would be his turn.
It was certainly going to be interesting.