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"Oooook…." The only sane ones left seemed to be Havoc, Ed, Al, and Riza. Everyone else was insane, or getting that way. Havoc would probably be next, because he had just run out of cigarettes…

The Ultimate Subordinate Costume Party- Part 4

"Does anyone have a cigarette?" Havoc was getting desperate. He got on his knees, begging everyone around him. "Ed, can you transmute a cigarette?"

"Will it shut you up?" Ed asked.

"No." Havoc replied. Ed refused to transmute a cigarette for him, so Al suggested that he get on his costume.

"… I guess… BUT I BETTER GET A CIGARETTE AFTER THIS!" Havoc ranted.

"Oh, you will…" Falman poked himself. He said another random definition.

Havoc picked his costume up, and went to the changing room. Riza Hawkeye waited outside the booth, awaiting Havoc's appearance. He finally burst through the office doors.

Havoc was a living cigarette. It was just a cigarette with a hole for the feet and the head. The only things he could really do now was talk, think, hop, smoke, and breakdance. That was about it.

The first words out of his mouth was 'Mustang, can you give me a light?' And Roy did give him a light. A snap of the glove, and then his cigarette was lit, sending smoke to the ceiling to spread through the office.

"YES! YES YES YES!" Havoc was hopping around the place. He was so excited. His childhood dream had come true: To be a cigarette.

Since Havoc's little dance got a little boring after awhile, Al picked up his costume, and opened it. He knew that no one would care if he changed in front of everyone, being a suit of armor, so he pulled it out.

It was a orange kitty hat, with a cute, smiling face, shiny eyes, and ears that you couldn't resist. Everyone just stared at the cuteness, although it wasn't as cute as Fuery.

Al, overjoyed, tried it on.

RIIIIIP

Al had put the cap on, but it had ripped. His horn on his armor had pierced its way through the kitty's nose. Al seemed very distressed, running around and whining about his hat. Ed tried to calm him, because he wasn't looking where he was going and almost trampled over Havoc and Breda, who didn't have any chance of dodging him.

Roy saw this as a great performance. He loved his idea, and took another sip of coffee. It was great, the taste filling his whole body with warmth. He felt that nothing could take him down, not even Armstrong.

So, the only two left were Roy and Ed. Everyone stared at Roy, especially Ed. He picked up Roy's package and set it besides him. Roy put his coffee down.

"Don't worry, this wont hurt…" He motioned for Roy to stand up. He did. Ed clapped his hands together and pressed them against the package. The material rose, and surrounded Roy. In a flash of light, Roy had transformed. He was now in a Chiyo-Chan penguin costume. The puffy, sea blue costume was complete with cute eyes, a white stomach, and little flippers. Roy didn't know what he looked like.

While everyone was laughing their heads off, Roy attempted to grab his coffee. No luck. He tried again, and only succeeded in spilling it. Everyone laughed harder. Suddenly, Roy felt some crankiness coming on.

"YOU!" Roy yelled at Edward and pointed his flipper at him. "GET YOUR COSTUME ON!!!" The ground seemed to rumble, and suddenly there was a flash of lightning outside. Edward quickly grabbed his costume, out of fear that he would laugh at the angry penguin.

He put on his costume, and didn't complain about it. When he came out, everyone just saw him in his regular clothes. Had he really changed? That question was in everyone's eyes.

"I did change!" Ed said confidently.

"Lemme check" Riza pulled out her nice, new, shiny gun, and shot at Ed. It deflected off and fell on the ground.

"W-w-what was that for!" Edward stammered. He was getting quite scared.

"Well, I made your costume bullet proof." Riza replied hastly.

"WHA?" Ed exclaimed.

Riza aimed her gun. "Target practice."

Ed and Riza ended running around the room, while Roy was trying to bribe his subordinates to get him another cup of coffee with extra crack. Breda was trying to eat his way out of his costume, and Fuery's tail was still wagging, none the less.

It was total chaos. Untill…

"HELLO, EVERYONE!" Alex Louis Armstrong burst into the office. He, appropriately had a Halloween costume too. "I heard you were having a costume party!"

Ed and Riza stopped in their tracks. Roy stared upward. Falman and Fuery stopped breathing. Havoc felt a fear set in his heart. All that could be heard was the chewing of Breda trying to escape from his costume chewing his way through.

Armstrong was wearing a baby costume, complete with a pacifier and a hat. His diaper had a big pin on the front, just like a real baby. It was very scary sight, especially with Alex Louis Armstrong's size.

Havoc screamed like a girl. Ed fainted. Al was too caught up in the destruction of his wonderful kitty hat to care. Roy demanded coffee. Riza loaded her gun, and aimed. Breda didn't notice. Fuery's tail seemed to wag faster. Falman just kept his cool, by keeping his eyes shut.

Suddenly, another person stormed in. It was Maes Hughes, also in a costume. He was a living picture of his family, with his head where his head in the picture would be.

"What do you think of my costume, Roy?"

Roy's deepest fear had come true. He couldn't look at the picture, his eyes would burn if he did. Edward had recovered, but could already feel Hughes's presence. He looked up. The sight was horrible. Everyone else just shifted their attention to Hughes.

"NO, I HATE IT!" Roy exclaimed.

"But then everyone has to look at my family. Actually, Mustang, I like your costume!" He pulled out a camera with speed; something he practiced with his daughter. He took a picture, the flash blinding Roy even more.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Roy complained.

"So he can blackmail you, DUHHHHH!" Everyone said in unison. Hughes nodded.

"… oh crap." Roy sighed.

OMG YES I'M DONE!

::runs around in circles::

OK, I really hoped you enjoyed it. I have another idea for a story, with the same amount of crack as this one, so I hope to start writing it soon.

::spoiler in anime and manga past this point::

AND I DON'T CARE IF HUGHES IS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! He's awsome. You can't deny it. Come on. Say it. "I can't deny it".

This was a lot of fun to make, despite Quandtuniverse's threats to torture me with a spork. I dedicate this to the ZOMGFTA ppls, because there just totally awsome. Thanks guys!

PLZ REVIW! I really nead them. Or I'll torture you with a spork.

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