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The Demigod Chat Box
Chapter 4
4th Group: Male Gods Part III: The Party-er, The Pig, and The Model-Dude
*BEEP* *Leo's voice repeats following* : To whoever is now using this: you should be thanking me that I created this chat box…without me you guys would be suffering in pain. Peace! Oh no, the 'BEEP' is coming! *BEEP*
Ares has logged on.
Wine Dude has logged on.
Cupid has logged on.
Ares: Grr… I should be sharpening my weapons now but instead I'm doing this STUPID thing.
Wine Dude: Well lucky you, you're not the one with an IDIOTIC nickname!
Cupid: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! CAN'T THE IDIOT FIRE HOOLIGAN UNDERSTAND THAT MY NAME IS EROS! EROS! CUPID IS MY ROMAN FORM!
Ares: Who cares?
Wine Dude: Answer: No one.
Cupid: I CARE!
Wine Dude: We mean besides you.
Cupid: MUMMY CARES!
Ares: She doesn't really count…
Wine Dude: *Sigh* I really wish I could just drink a little bit more wine…
Ares: It's your own fault for being stupid that time.
Wine Dude: That was NOT stupid. It was just…
Cupid: It was just…
Ares: I'm waiting…
Wine Dude: …
Wine Dude: I was just… thinking rashly during that time.
Cupid: That is just stupid.
Ares: I'd expect no less from an old drunk.
Wine Dude: Says the god whose symbol is a PIG.
Ares: ARGH! What's wrong with you people! Can't you understand that it's a BOAR! It's not a PIG! It's a BOAR.
Wine Dude: Eh, there's no difference.
Ares: YES THERE IS!
Cupid: Has anyone seen my heart arrows?
Wine Dude: No. And I'm pretty sure that no one ever wants to see them.
Wine Dude: Because of those arrows, you nearly created a war!
Ares: Not that I minded…
Cupid: Those things are sacred!
Ares: Oh please, my weapons are so much more holy.
Wine Dude: Does anyone want to play multi-player Pacman?
Ares: No one wants to play that stupid old game.
Cupid: OOOOOOOOOOOH! I'LL PLAY!
Wine Dude: Good… meet me in Common Room #657.
Ares: How do you even PLAY Pacman multi-player?
Wine Dude: Simple. This time, we're the ghosts and we try to get the yellow thing.
Ares: That's basically the opposite of the original game.
Cupid: So you finally got that through that thick head of yours?
Ares: Oh shuddap you cross dresser.
Cupid: I am NOT a cross dresser! I just like wearing the color pink!
Ares: You think that's any better? You're a disgrace to the race of men.
Cupid: I am not a man, I am a god. MUHAHAHA!
Ares: Let me rephrase that, you're a disgrace to male gods.
Cupid: HEY! PINK IS A MANLY COLOR!
Ares: Suuuuuuure…
Wine Dude: Are we going to play or not!?
Cupid: Fine… OOOOOOH! I WANNA BE A PINK GHOST!
Wine Dude: I'll be purple… Ares, you'll be joining us too.
Ares: Who says I'm gonna join?
Wine Dude: You will before I tell Aphrodite that you're the one who took her Jimmy Choo high heels.
Ares: You wouldn't dare…
Wine Dude: Try me.
Ares: FINE! I'll be a red ghost.
Wine Dude: Alright, first one to eat the little yellow idiot thing wins.
Cupid: Wait, eat? You mean like 'chew on' eat or metaphorically eat?
Wine Dude: Either way is fine.
Cupid: Euuuuuuuuuuw…
Ares: It's called reality kid.
Cupid: Humph.
Wine Dude: BEGIN!
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Wine Dude: HA! I WIN!
Ares: Grrr… two out of three.
Cupid: How did I lose?
Wine Dude: You were too busy trying to add decorations onto you ghost.
Cupid: Hey! It's not every day that you get to add stuff to Pacman!
Ares: Let's just play already!
Wine Dude: Very well then… BEGIN!
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Wine Dude: Once again, I win.
Ares: ARRRRGH!
Cupid: Maybe we should stop now?
Ares: NEVER! REMATCH DRUNKIE!
Wine Dude: I accept your challenge.
Cupid: Guys? We should stop you know.
Cupid: Guys?
Cupid: It is clear.
Cupid: They are obsessed.
Wine Dude: NOOOO! HOW COULD I LOSE!?
Ares: MUHAHAHAHA! I WON! And Cupid, we are NOT obsessed.
Cupid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH H! DON'T CALL ME CUPID! I'm EROS! EROS!
Ares: Eh, I don't care. ONE MORE ROUND GRAPE-Y!
Wine Dude: BEGIN!
Cupid: You see what I mean?
Cupid: They.
Cupid: Are.
Cupid: OBSESSED.
Cupid: And no matter how much they deny it…
Cupid: It's still a fact…
Cupid: THEY ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE…
Cupid: OBSESSED!
Wine Dude: YEEEEEEEEEEES! I WON!
Ares: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REMATCH! And we are NOT obsessed. Let's go wine dude!
Cupid: You see?
Cupid: They are clearly:
Cupid: OBSESSED.
Cupid: Who knew that the god of war would be obsessed with Pacman?
Cupid: Not me ` for sure.
Ares: I am not obsessed!
Ares: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BECAUSE YOU I LOST!
Wine Dude: Muhahaha…
Ares: THAT DOES IT! THIS CHATBOX THING IS DISTRACTING ME TOO MUCH! I'M LOGGING OFF AND WINE DUDE I CHALLENGE YOU AGAIN!
Wine Dude: Very well then.
Ares has just logged off.
Wine Dude has just logged off.
Cupid: Well that was sudden.
Cupid: Don't you just love 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift?
Cupid: ROMEO, TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE ALONE!
Cupid: YEAH! GO LOVE!
Cupid: Sniffle, mother would be so proud.
Cupid: I wonder how the others are doing on Pacman…
Cupid: OOOO! I'm going to give my ghost a pink hat!
Cupid: YES! MY GHOST IS NOW AWESOME!
Cupid: I'm bored now…
Cupid: …
Cupid: …
Cupid: …
Cupid: …
Cupid: Oh, look at the time! It's time to take my mineral bath! Gotta go!
Cupid has just logged off.
A/N:
YAY! I'm done with this chappie! Please R&R and tell me what you think! :D
And the updates might be a bit slower from now on cuz my wifi keeps turning on and off and my brother's computer keeps shutting down. TT_TT So sorry…how's it going for you guys?! I wanna hear what's goin on with the rest of y'all! Anything exciting?
For me, Chinese New Year has ended but people still pop firecrackers like crazy. I still can't get the smell of gunpowder out of my nose! But Chinese New Year is 'bout the same time as Korea's tradition which is where the kids bow down to their parents, relatives, friends, ect. And get MONEY! :DD
So anything for you guys? Plz tell me! And for randomness: Do you like the comic 'Calvin and Hobbes'? I LOVE it! Calvin is such an idiot sometimes…:D
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