I know that I did not put my famous disclaimer in the first chapter, so I am putting it here, so please don't sue me.
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Suddenly, the contraction pulled out of you, causing more bleeding and you are forced to scream out at the removal of the foreign body. Without the bamboo holding your balance, you are teetering on the top of the wall. Lack of blood and falling in and out of consciousness has you dizzy and gasping for breath. The world becomes hazed, as you feel your body tilt backwards and fall, but in your mind, you prayed that the impact would kill you, rather then be taken. "I hate you Kurama." is all you can mutter while falling. Midway through descending, you stop breathing, you pulse slowly diminishes to nothing, and you half lidded eyes go dull.
"There is nothing now, which will ease my soul from this." Kurama spoke softly, with that monotone face, cold and hard, "Her death was nothing but a casualty to Spirit World."
He looked at his work. Her hair was thrown around and knotted in places where it was sticking to the now drying blood. Her torn up back was fully exposed and he could still see some of the thorns protruding in some spots. She lies in a pool of her own blood that stained her pale skin and Kurama looked away in disgust of himself.
"I can't loose sight of the true purpose. She must be taken to Spirit World" spoke Kurama to himself.
He reached down to pick up what was left of you when Kurama felt a strong pain come from his hands. He pulled back and examined his hands. They had burns on them. He licked his hand keenly and looked at the girl. Could it be from her? He thought aloud. Carefully, he reached down one finger and placed it upon her skin. A few black and red embers greeted the kitsune's finger.
"As I thought." responded the fox to himself.
Without warning, the girl's body bust into the black and red flames yet they did not burn her skin. Her limp body levitated off the ground with her back arching up curving her body. Kurama stared dumbfounded as the fire engulfed her body in a sphere and shot off into the sky.
"Remarkable. No one will believe this has happened. I have to report this to Koenma!" screamed Kurama as he headed towards spirit world.
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Hiei sat quietly in a tree, bored as hell and mad at the world. There was nothing to do, but sit and wait. He had just returned from watching Yukina at Genkai's and was hoping to find something to do in his spare time. It's a weekday, so the fox will be doing work for the ningen School, Yuusuke is unreliable, and there is no way in hell Hiei is desperate enough to go to Kuwa-baka's. He had already trained in the morning and seriously didn't feel like training again. With nothing to do but sit around, Hiei decided to stroll around the city to burn some time and take his mind off of how bored he was. He leaped out of the tree and began his walk on foot.
"Kazuma! What the hell are you doing?!"
"Sis, I'm studying!" screamed the red head from his room.
"Like hell you are! You left your books in the kitchen!" replied Shizuru coming up the stairs.
"Uh.. I'm doing this new type of studying where… uh, you read the book telepathically. Yeah, that's it." screamed Kuwabara back.
Shizuru, burst into the room carrying a bag full of books. Lying on the bed was Kuwabara with the sheet pulled to his chin.
"What in gods's names are you doing bro?" asked Shizuru with a slanted head.
"I'ma ah, I told you, I'ma studying." said the shaky redhead.
"Well, why are you in bed and why are you all nervous?"
"Nervous? I aint nervous!"
"Ok, now what's with the flag salute?"
"Flag?"
Kazuma looked down and low a behold right about between his legs was a small lump moving around.
"It's not what it looks like!" screamed Kuwabara.
"Then what is it supposed to look like?" asked his sister wanting to stab out her eyes
He pulled back the sheets.
Shizuru- cue anime fall.
"Not another cat! Kazuma you're supposed to be studying!"
"Ah.. it's purring, make it stop!"
Shizuru took a step forward.
"Wait!"
"What now?" asked the frustrated girl.
"It sorta feels nice now."
"Oh gods!" screamed Shizuru in disgust walking out of the room.
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"Oh yeah! You wanna start some shit? Bring it on Bitch!" cried Yuusuke in the alley way.
A few thugs ran in the opposite direction but stopped when they hear a death wrenching scream.
"YUSUKE!!!!"
"Oh gods, no!" mumbled Yusuke dropping his fists.
Yusuke turned around and to gratify his horror was Keiko.
"Yusuke Urameshi! What the hell are you doing? You promised that you would help out at the shop! How dare you stand me up again!" screamed the girl
"Ah, come on, K. I'm tying to be bad ass right now. Can't you just wait a little?"
"Like hell I will"
The thugs at the end of the street were rolling with laughter.
"How about you all get some jobs!" screamed Keiko to the thugs.
They all disappeared from the alley.
"Damn it!" mumbled Yusuke.
"Let's go!" whispered Keiko after smashing his head with a frying pan pulled out from hammer space.
Yusuke was then dragged by his ear, helpless, out of the alley way as well.
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"Ogre! Come here now!"
"Uh, yes Lord Koenma?" responded the paper carrying ogre.
"Now I need you to be honest with me…"
"Alright! I did it! I ate the last piece of squid! I was soo hungry and the union doesn't offer good meals! And..."
"Stupid ogre, I was talking about… wait you ate my squid! Oh, never mind. Now, about the matter at hand. I am going to human world and which cape do you think that I would look more handsome in?"
"Uh, I don't think I am qualified to answer that my Lord."
"OGRE! It's an easy question. Either the animal print with sequence or the feathered one with matching boa?"
"You know what... um… yeah. You look so dashing in your regular attire. I don't think that those come close to your natural good looks, Lord Koenma, sir."
"Ah, I see Ogre. You are right. I do have naturally good looks and buff muscles."
"Um, but I didn't say anything about muscles..."
"Goodbye, OGRE!"
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Bursting through the gates, Kurama dashed down the halls, occasionally splitting corners and taking sharp turns.
"Kurama?"
The fox turned on his heel.
"Oh, Botan, I need to speak with Lord Koenma. It is of the most urgency!" panted out Kurama
"Oh, he was just preparing to leave Spirit World. Perhaps he is still in the main halls." replied the reaper in pink.
"Thank you!" called Kurama already half way down the hall, "Please summon Yuusuke immediately."
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Achoo!
"Damn flowers!" mumbled Yuusuke as he leaped from his makeshift hiding spot in a bush.
"YUSUKE! COME BACK!"
Yusuke sprinted down the street. Keiko followed on his tail, swinging a frying pan over her head.
"Damn it! You save the god damn world, and you'd think that you wouldn't go through this kinda shit!" screamed Yuusuke turning off a main roan, "Now I know why Hiei is always alone!"
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Achoo! Hiei sneezed. After a sniffle, he turned around. Something was up. He could feel the idiots coming closer. Perhaps a case? Oh, well. It's not of his concern what humans do in their world. Let the detective and the other idiot oaf handle it. Oh, how he hated that Oaf, Kuwabara.
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Achoo!
Kuwabara wiped his nose on his sleeve.
"KAZUMA!"
"Whadya want!" replied the oaf.
Genkai just phoned us. She wants the gang to meet at the temple, immediately.
"Ok! I'll go!" screamed the orange haired buffoon through the door.
"KAZUMA!"
"What sis?!" replied Kuwabaka sticking his head back in the door.
"Leave the cat!"
"Aw, man!"
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"Uh, sorry Kurama, sir. You just missed him."
"What? This is problematical. Do you know where he left to?" asked the fox.
"I believe that Master Genkai sent word for his appearance at her temple."
"This may just work out to my advantage. Thank you." replied Kurama as he fled the castle.
"Times around here are just too hectic," said Ogre chewing on a stolen piece of squid.
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"Their damn fumbling is getting on my nerves! I'd better follow them straight." thought Hiei running.
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"If I go diagonal, then this will limit the capacities of distance." thought Kurama
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"Ok, now, Kuwabara. Just one more left to take and then go up to the mountain.
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"Finally! Just one more right turn and then up to see Grandma! She's probably gonna give me shit too!
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Boom!
Yuusuke sat up rubbing his head. "Great! Did I get hit by another dam car!? Hey where the hell did you guys come from?"
Each pointed to a different direction of the intersection, minus Kazuma, who was unconscious.
Kurama stood up, "I see the group has met up, at least."
Hiei sat crossed legged on top of Kuwabara's body. "You idiots have no idea where the hell you are going. Stupid ningens!
Kuwabara just regained consciousness to realize that Hiei was sitting defiantly on top of him.
"Ahhh! Get it off!" screamed Kuwabaka.
He wiggled around to shake Hiei off. Hiei sat up calmly and kicked the red-head-bum on his well, his bum.
"Ewww, I got shrimp germs all over me.
"Keep going and I will permanently attach your face to the ground!" growled Hiei.
"We must hurry to Master Genkai's! Lord Koenma is there and I've spotted the target."
"Who's the target? Oh that weirdo girl?" asked Kuwabaka dumbly.
"Now here's the pot calling the kettle black." mumbled Hiei.
"Shut up Hiei. There's no time for cooking, we gotto go!" spat Kuwabara.
"I hate to say it, but he's right. Let's go." called Yuusuke as the group, with a new sense of direction headed towards Genkai's.
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"Koenma, surely you have the mildest explanation as to why a being like this has been able to live under your nose for so long without being detected. What are those idiots in Spirit World doing about this anyway?" asked Genkai as she sipped at her tea.
"Master Genkai, if we had the slightest idea, we would have taken action earlier, but this being's energy signature is not like those we have dealt with." replied the prince of Spirit World in his teenaged form.
"There must be a classification for this energy. She cannot be the only one like this."
Genkai set down her cup.
"If there were any others that fitted her case we would not have known about them. Our sensors are only limited to those energies that we are able to sample. It is almost as if, this new energy is only characteristic to her subconscious specifications."
"So, exactly how dangerous is she?" inquired the old woman.
"Until we can fill in all these blanks, she is placed as a high priority of Spirit World. Minimally, a code 5."
The seriousness in his voice cracked the already silent corridor.
"But Toguro was at a code 6, is this such a threat that she must be killed."
"The utmost, I'm afraid. Any form of unidentified energy poses a severe risk to Ningenkai and to Spirit World. She must be detained or neutralized."
"Neutralized or killed? Keep in mind that from this standpoint she appears to be human. Are you ready to do something like that?" inquired Genkai.
"What do you mean? She is a threat and must be handled appropriately." responded Koenma
"Are you prepared to kill the people that you had intended to protect?"
-Temple Door Flies Open-
"Alright, Granny, wha'dja want?" yelled Yusuke.
"Oh, great, the big mouth is here! How about you shut your trap and follow me!" screamed Genkai.
The group filled out little by little to the training grounds behind the temple building.
"Now before we enter these woods, I must inform you that what is here is a code 5. So be on guard to kill it if it attacks." spoke Koenma.
The group nodded and proceeded to enter the woods.
The group paused when they came to a clearing. The surrounding foliage was charred and it reeked of ash. At the center of a small crater was the battered body of a female. Blood was oozing out of wounds and she appeared to be dead already.
"No, this cannot be! If she was dead, I would have had to pass her through Spirit World!" cried Koenma
"She is alive, barely." muttered Genkai.
"Yes, you are right. I can hear the faintest of beats coming from her chest." replied Kurama
"Hey, you didn't tell me that you could listen to chicks' boobs!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Her heart, you idiot!" spat Hiei as he shot death glares at the Oaf.
"I was able to detain her and was about to notify Spirit World customs, but it seems that her energy is forming a defensive barrio with offensive tactical reflexes." spoke Kurama to Koenma.
"I'm impressed Kurama. It is obvious that your strength has indeed increased for you to have taken the target down so easily." replied Koenma.
"When is attacking a human to the brink of death something to be praised on?" muttered Kurama to himself.
Hiei looked up at the fox.
"Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused!" cried Kuwabara from the back of the group.
"Hmph, that's a surprise!" mocked Hiei.
"Shut up shrimp! Now what was all that krap that Kurama was saying?" asked the Oaf.
"Why don't you go and touch her and see." smiled Genkai.
"I can't do that! My heart is dedicated only to Yukina! That, I'd never make out with a girl in front of a crowd!"
Hiei let out a growl. A nudge from Kurama reminded Hiei of Kuwabara's ignorance in not knowing who his sister was.
"You dumb ass! Just poke her, would you!" screamed Yusuke.
"FINE! Gosh, I hate being a guinea pig."
"Then don't ask anymore stupid questions!" smirked Yusuke.
"You shut up too, Urameshi!" cried Kuwabara as he squatted in front of the girls broken body.
He leaned in close and with his huge index finger, went to poke her in the breast. Before he could even get close, flames shot up from her body and scorched the red head who was dumb enough to leave it there long enough to get burned. Kuwabara screamed in pain as Hiei snickered watching the Oaf dance around like a monkey.
"Hey, Kurama! Why couldn't you just say she a friggen torch, huh?" cried the Oaf, burnt fingers in his mouth.
"How do you want to handle this situation? You could take her to Spirit World or have her neutralized here and now." spoke Genkai.
Koenma debated with himself until Yusuke stepped forward.
"Did you leave that diaper on too long or something or are you just stupid? you are going to KILL a human girl just because she has powers. You might as well kill Kuwabara!"
Kuwabara was completely oblivious to the remark and kept sucking his fingers.
"Since when are you the Reaper of Death?" asked Yusuke.
"Well tell me, how are we going to transfer her to Spirit World without getting our limbs incinerated off by this girl? Unless you are good at playing with fire, were at a stalemate!" said Koenma.
Suddenly the idea hit them.
"Playing with fire!" called out Kurama, Koenma, Genkai, and Yusuke in unison.
The whole group turned on their heel and stared manically at Hiei. Quiet up until now, Hiei looked up and responded with a simple, "Nani?"
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And there it is! I really like this chapter because I was able to do it like the actual tv show would, with the varying scenes and I believe I kept everyone well in character. I've been watching box sets to study each character's articulation on how they speak. So far, this new form of studying has, in my opinion, help greatly with my fic writings. I encourage any comments, flamers are also welcome. I kinda rushed this chapter so ignore any typos, but it's kinda long so it makes up for it. Thank you to all those who support my fics!
-Your Humble Authoress,
Demon Girl Lee