Chapter 4

Alex and Scarlett set the crates on the floor of Alex's room; she looked into the cages and saw nine eyes peering at her. "Ok, you listen here. You trash my room, I'll murder all of you" she threatened.

They all just blinked and a small meow came from one cage "Damn Cat's" she mumbled before opening one of the crates and then the other.

Nine multicolored cats slowly padded out of the crates and looked around the room in confusion. Alex reached out and snatched up the orange ginger like cat from before. She gave it a look and took in all of its frail features.

Its pelt was a light blazing orange color and its ears drooped from the weight of the piercings that covered its fuzz tipped ears. Who put's piercings in a cat's ear? And Nose! There were three small rods going through the bridge of the kitty's nose. Its eyes were also a fine purple with little black rings and they seemed to gaze into your soul… creeper.

"Hey you wanna name them after the Akatsuki. It'd be easier to remember their names." Scarlett pointed out. Alex nodded and flipped the cat upside down so its ears flopped and it was forced to hide its tail between its legs. Alex moved the tail away, looked, and then flipped the cat right side up.

Alex held the cat up high "It's a boy!" she announced. If cats could blush, this ginger kitty would be blushing madly in embarrassment… or odd pleasure… you never know with cats these days.

Scarlett laughed and pulled the deep red kitty out "Why hello Sasori –danna!" she snuggled the kitty to death. She also pulled away the blonde, silver, and big blue kitty to her side. "I'm going to name these"

Alex nodded and looked over the cat's she had. A dark brown cat covered in stiches, a light purple/blue kitty, and two black kitties but, one had an orange face. Alex set down the orange kitty, that was Dubbed Pein ,and picked up the light purple/blue female kitten.

"You should be the origami lover, Konan. Pein's secret lover!" she whispered to the kitty, the kitties that went with Scarlett could be heard laughing.

Alex glared at them "Don't laugh. You're just jealous that they have Uber Smexy names and you don't!" she exclaimed at the other cats.

Alex set Konan down next to Pein and whispered in Pein's pierced ear "Don't have too much fun" she giggled shamelessly.

She went for the black cat's next. "You mister Lolli are now known as Obito, or Tobi if you want to go by his hidden name. LE GASP! He's like James Bond!" she laughed while humming the theme song ,setting the now frozen kitty down on the floor. Alex then gazed into the next kitty's eyes. Deep blood red.

"I dubbed thee Itachi Uchiha." She then promptly set the cat next to the frozen Obito.

"And you mister stiches are the almighty smexy Kakuzu." She purred out hugging the cat. The cat's Christmas colored eyes widened as its face was smashed up against a pair of boobs. Alex noticed this and she pulled the kitty away "Kitties a pervert~" She sang out making the orange faced black kitty laugh at him.

Alex set the stitched brown kitty on her lap as his eyes stayed open wide in shock… or pleasure of being smushed up against a pair of boobs… who knows. Alex looked at her small group of akatskitties and soon broke out in a smile. She turned to her friend who was laying on the ground with a pillow over her face and the silver kitten, probably now named Hidan, sitting on it.

"Umm… ok. I'm gonna go get ice cream. Preferably your mom's ice cream, if you know what I mean" Scarlett jumped up from the ground sending the pillow and the kitty flying into the air and onto the small double mattress. When the kitten fell onto the mattress a large puff of dust flew into the air causing the kittens and Scarlett, along with Alex, to sneeze rapidly.

Alex and Scarlett gave the cat's blank looks before they both cooed "Awwww~!" they squealed unhumanly.

Scarlett ran over and snatched up the Big Blue kitty, that she had named Kisame, you know the fish with the big blue Peinis? She held the kitty to her chest and ran down the stairs, all her other multicolored kitties following her.

Alex cocked (lol) an eyebrow and gently grabbed Kakuzu "Let's go kitties, time for yo food!" she exclaimed as she started to walk into the small kitchen in the other room.

The kitchen was pretty small, this is only a tree house, and the table only had enough room for two people, maybe three if they were kids. Scarlett already sat at the table and had four little bowls for her kitties nested on the ground filled with milk.

Alex blinked as her cats came roaring in and fighting for the milk 'So you get your cat's milk but, you don't even get some for mine? Bitch!" she shouted to her best friend who just stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry.

Alex trudged over to the small cooler and pooled out a large can of tuna, she pulled out five small bowls "Here you go kitties~!" she sang out while scrapping an equal amount of tuna in each small porcelain dish.

The kitties hurried to the dishes and ate their fill of yummy tuna fish. "You know, I used to like tuna" Scarlett said suddenly "Until I found out it was fish"

Alex gave her a look "Tuna is a type of fish you dummy" she scowled at her red headed friend.

Scarlett huffed and crossed her arms "Ya, but it always said 'The Chicken of the Sea'" she threw her hands up in the air to display her… anger?

The cats just ignored the two teens and continued eating, except for one. It was the black cat with and orange face, Obito(Or Tobi).

Lets go to the Cats Shall we?

"Leader-sama, those girls… why are they fighting with each other?" Tobi asked tilting his head to the side.

Pein glanced over at Tobi while licking the extra tuna from his maw and answered him "It's just playful fighting Tobi… Maybe. Stay out of range though if they decided to throw things" he explained.

Hidan lifted his head from the bowl to and turned to both Pein and Tobi "If they fucking start bleeding can I fucking sacrifice them to Jashin? He'd like those bitches" he purred

Pein hissed "No Hidan! They are the only ones to provide food for us in these tiny bodies. We kill them and we kill ourselves"

"Um, I'm fucking immortal. Or have you forgotten that all mighty Pein in the ass?" Hidan sneered at his leader.

Kakuzu soon padded over to the bickering group "Hidan" Hidan looked over to his stitched partner "Even I know that your body needs food in order to survive. So suck it"he growled

Hidan stuck his small sand paper-like tongue out at him "Fuck you, Kakuzu"

"Not in a million years Hidan, Not in a million years"

Back to Alex and Scarlett

The two girls had stopped fighting after Scarlett attempted a punch at Alex, who grabbed her fist and twisted it behind Scarlett's back, and then she failed miserable.

They had also stopped to see four of the cats, Tobi, Pein, Kakuzu, and Hidan, meowing and hissing at each other. "Hey Scarlett, your cat's bothering my Kakuzu-kun…. Make him stop" Alex whinned.

Scarlett pouted but picked Hidan up gently by the scruff of his neck "Bad Kitty" she smacked him on the nose. "No fighting with Kakuzu-sama. Don't want to ruin Alex's dream boy now do you?" she asked the shocked silver cat.

Alex pointed at Scarlett in rage "H-he's not my d-dream boy, you ass!" she yelled

Scarlett only laughed "Then he's your lover right?"

"NO!"

"He's your boyfriend though isn't he?"

"Shut up Scarlett!"

"OH, it must be true! Your face is getting red!"

"N-no it's not, j-just shut up!"

"Not with that attitude I won't"

"Please?"

"Yes. And you're welcome…. Zombie fucker."

"SCARLETT!"