Kyon's Day Off

by The Sleepsies

This was really just a way of me venting, but over time it became its own story with its own unique life.

4. Chapter 4

And then the spaceship exploded, turning the dimension into a powerful explosion causing all non-ULTIKYON into a horrible mass of unawesome. All the unawesome combined into one giant AWESOMELESS SUN that shot UNCOOL BEAMS out from its LAMEFACE. The UNCOOL BEAMS reverted ULTIKYON back to regular Kyon.

He became so pissed that he lit on fire causing his skin to melt revealing that the entire time, Kyon was a bomb. He was wired to explode with gallons of BLOODSPLOSION fuel. He headbutted the sun with his fist, turning it into the ultimate enemy, the AWESUN. It was made from exploding DEATHCYCLES and ROBEES. IT breathed pure hate and wanted to stab anything cooler than it with its dick.

Kyon flew at the AWESUN and remembered that he had an UNHANDABLE FACE.
He grinded his face into the sun so hard the MULTIVERSE collapsed causing all Kyons forever to come into one universe, each with a different unhandable body part. They all threw their unahandable part at this universe's Kyon, turning him into the UNHANDABLE KYON.