Got really nothing to say here but I don't own characters for Ouran and Bleach But I own Kaoru, Yuu, and Future Characters!

(Kaoru's PoV_)

After alot of hard work and yelling the apartment went back to total hell to normal. I sighed happily at my work and went to the kitchen. Toshiro was helping with the curry and looked funny at the apron I made him wear. It was a really funny story on how I got him to wear it. But I won't bore you with stupid details.

(Haruhi's PoV)

The host club wanted to go to their house early to get to know them more, so I was force to come too since they don't know where to go. I knocked and the door creaked open.

Out came Kaoru her hair tied back, sleeves rolled, and looked as it she rolled around in the dirt.

"Oh! You're here early!" She exclaimed happily. I smiled.

"They wanted to come early. To get to know you guys better." I told her. She nodded and open the door. The house was nearly spotless! I looked in awe. Even A whole day of cleaning I wouldn't get this clean! As if on cue Tamaki beat me to it.

"Wow! It's spotless!" Everybody nodded in agreement. I looked at the kitchen and Toshiro was cooking in a girl apron blushing like crazy. He must've been forced into it.

Everyone stepped in and the house was really twice as bid as mine. This was maybe one of the big, most expensive apartments here.

"You guys know that were going to attended ouran tomorrow right?" She asked sitting across of the table.

"I told the them but they still wanted to go." I said.

"How nice! By the way If you don't know I'm Tsukamoto Kaoru." She said turning her attention to the host club.

"How polite!! I'm Tamaki Suoh!" Senpai said about to put his Host powers out. She blanked him out like he was a fly.

"Hey! You're weird!" She said bluntly yet cheerfully. Senpai went to his mushroom corner. "Not bad weird! Like good weird! Like me! People said I'm good weird too!" Hearing this he literally sprinted back to the table.

"Really!? Great!" He sang. Kaoru looked a bit uncomfortable but forced a smile.

"We're the Hitachiin Twins!" Hikaru and Kaoru said in usual unison.

"I'm Hikaru!" Hikaru said.

"And I'm Kaoru. And apparently you are too!" He said.

"Oh! Cool! But if you can me Kao-kun!"

"Well that's unfair Kao-Kao!" Rangiku said glomping her. I felt a sweatdrop because Kao-kun nearly fell over.

"Don't call me that!" She pushed Rangiku aside. She fell to the floor with a big thud and fell unconscious.

"Will she be okay?"Tamaki Senpai asked. She nodded frustratedly. Opening her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by the ddoor

"I'll get it." She ran to the door and opened it. It was a mail man. He gave her a package, bowed and went off.

"Thanks!" Kao-kun called. She shut the door sat where she did before and opened the package with a pocket knife.

She keeps pocket knifes?! I thought scared.

(Kaoru's PoV_)

I opened the package and saw a lot of white foam things. I thought they were food and tried to eat one. Then Taichou comes out of nowhere and slaps it out of my hand.

"Stupid. It's not food." He said flatly. I looked at the rest. They didn't look edible too. "There must be something important if they're using so much of those." I dug until I found another box with a note attached.

Dear Kao-kun,

These are the newest hollow trackers I've made recently. They weren't tested yet, so I don't know how long they'll last.

The new thing is that when you take a picture of a someone or hollow it'll read it's reiatsu.

There's one for all you four.

Love, Urahara Kisuke.

"Taichou I think we should put these in a safe place." I suggested. He nodded and grabbed the package from my hands. He walked into his room. I turned to Haruhi and her friends.

"So where were we?" I asked. I felt a pull on my sleeve.

"Hey Kao-kun! Do you like sweets?" The small blonde asked me. I smiled.

(Toshiro's PoV)

I went to put the the package in the closet after reading the note. That was when I heard it.

""Hey Kao-kun! Do you like sweets?" a childish voice asked, I ran out the door and shouted.

"DON'T GIVE HER ANY!!" they looked at me in surprise. Kaoru glared.

"And why not?"She asked smugly.

"Because you nearly killed everyone last time we gave you cake!" I retorted.

(Flashback Third Person)

"Kao-Kao!!" Yachiru shouted to the green haired shinigami.

"I told you not to call me that!!" Kaoru shouted back.

"Whatever!! Look what I got!" Yachiru shouted Kaoru a small white box. Koaru looked at it like it was an alien.

"What is it?" She asked curiously.

"CAKE!" She yelled in her ear. kaoru steped back from it's loudness.

"cake? What's that?" She asked. Yachiru looked puzzled , she didn't know how to explain it.

"Something sweet! Just eat it!" Yahchiru shoved the box in her stomach making her bend a bit. For a little girl she was as strong as her.

(At the tenth division)

Kaoru set the box down on her desk next to her finished piles of paperwork. There was tape on the opening peeled the tape off and opened it. There was a chocolate Layered cake that looked like it was made with nothing cut was now drooling even though she didn't know what this "cake" tasted like. She carefully picked up the cake and took a small bite. Her mouth filled of awe, she took another bite. Then another....then another....you get the point.

Until that small peice of cake was gone. Then Toshiro walked in. He suspiciously glanced at her and walked away, but before he could someone glomped him and was now in a pigy-back position.

"Toshiro!~~" She said sounding almost like Matsumoto when she's drunk.

"It's Hitsugaya-Taichou! And what? You smell like sake." He pointed out. She laughed.

"It's not sake it's cake!!" She sang happily. He pried her off his back.

"Cake?" He asked. "If it caused you to get drunk then I don't think you should have anymore." Kaoru looked down and reiatsu increased.

"YOU JUST WANT IT ALL TO YOUR SELF!" She shouted kicking him in the stomach. Hard enough to send to his knees.

"Calm down Kaoru!" HE shouted but she ran off probably kicking other people. Regaining the use of his stomach, Toshiro ran after her and saw that she did attract more trouble. In less than 40 seconds. She was kicking everyone running over people and screaming her lungs off. She was like a chicken without it's head. Maybe worse.

By the time she had reached the sixth division they already had to call the eleventh division for help. And, of course, Kaoru easily beat them. As expected from someone who used to be seventh seat to that same division.

Groans were heard everywhere as Toshiro ran passed the passed out bodies of eleventh, sixth, and tenth shinigami. Kaoru caused enough of a mess Yamamoto-sou-taichou called that the captains had to restrain her. Even Zaraki-taichou was excited to get her. Finally, He found Kaoru and Zaraki face-to-face, Fighting, and Kaoru was winning. Had sake made her that strong?

Then out of nowhere Yachiru comes out with a net and pins Kaoru to the ground. Kaoru passed out from the sudden impact, then we finally were able to put her to the fourth division.

(Flashback end)

"Sa-sa-sake?" Tamaki asked. Then hunny hid behind Mori.

"They put sake in cake?! How mean!!" He cried. Just as Matsumoto sat up.

"That experience caused everyone to keep away when she had a hangover, and she didn't even know why!" She laughed. Kaoru blushed.

"Shut up!"She was about to say more when the door slammed opened and a figure twirled inside. Who left the door unlocked?! Kaoru thought suspiciously. Even though it was her fault.

"Hey! Neighbors!" Ryoji called. He twirled over and everyone's eyes widen the size of dinner plates.

"Haruhi..... that's you father?" Kaoru asked.

"Yep! Oh! You must be the girl Kaoru! People keep on telling me how cute you are! Please call me Ranka!" He says cheerfully. Kaoru laughed nervously.

"T-thank you Ranka-san. But call me Kao-kun. " She said politely.

"Ranka-san!" Matsumoto called. "Your hair is gorgeous! How do you get it that way?!" She asked. Ranka's face beamed.

"Oh! Thank You! But its this new shampoo I'm using!" He repiled. Then just before anything else could get worse (or better) someone else came crashing in the left open door.

"WHAT THE HELL!? YOUR GONNA PAY YOU BASTARD!" Renji shouted. Then on cue the great Kurosaki Ichigo walked in with his usual scowl glued on his face.

"Shut up your the one who led us in circles." He growled. Now Ishido Uryuu popped in pushing up his glasses.

"You guys this is a quiet neighborhood. Don't get to loud." He said pushing up his glasses. Now Inoue Orihime hopped in the picture.

"Wow! This is a big apartment! Hi Kao-chan!" She called. Kaoru weakly waved back. The Rukia appeared. When will this end!?

"Kaoru!" She called.

"Rukia!" Kaoru exclaimed she speed up to her and hugged her. She hugged back. Their Best Friends. But realization hit Kaoru like a rock.

"Wait..... what are you guys doing here?!" She asked.

A lot of revisions were made in this one! o My finger are throbbing!

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