Demon: I'm not dead....My computer just got seriously messed and I lost everything I ever typed in the past two years. I'm trying to come back thoughxD

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"Just get out of this place! Drum empire has already been destroyed!" Stated Kureha.
"Tomb!? That stupid doctor's tomb!?" Yelled the Vapolu guy, "Haha! That's not funny at all!"
I could hardly keep track of what was happening. Luffy suddenly came up out of nowhere. There was yelling and, he was soon punching Vapolu. He went flying too! I couldn't believe my eyes.
I looked at Chopper, then Luffy. "Bad guys?"
Chopped looked at me, stunned and nodded.
"What's going on here?!" gasped Kureha.
"Ugh...That was close." Said Vapolu. He was hanging from his feet, a tall guy with and afro and a fat, tall guy. "You treated me badly the last time we met..."
I shook my head for a moment and took out my swords, skimming my finger along the straight blade.
"How dare you hurt lord Vapolu!" Yelled the Afro Guy, "The king of drum em-" I didn't give him a chance to finish. I dashed forward and jumped, twisting my body side ways and straightening out my legs. One smoked him in the face, the other hit his afro. He began to fall off the edge of the mountain. I was going to jump off but, that plan was screwed when I couldn't. I stared for a minuted. My foot was stack in his afro, "What the shit!?" I fell off the top of the tower with him.

I started having a mini freak out moment. I then realized something. I took the straight sword on twin and swiftly chopped off the top of his hair, about half way down the mountain. I reached out for a rock and found one.
"The hair! It won't let go!" I yelled, shaking my foot rapidly. I then looked down. The afro guy was glaring at me and climbing up. I looked to the top of the mountain and kicked it into high gear, climbing up at top speed.

I made it to the top, barely. I put my hands on my knees and took some deep breaths. That fur-ball was still on my foot. I glared at it for a long moment, "What the hell kind of hair is this!?" I went and I grabbed onto the hairball, eventually pulling it off. I looked up to see everyone staring at me.
"...What the hell?"
The Vapolu guy had turned into a house. I then looked back over the edge. That weirdo afro guy was almost at the top.
"Hurry up!" I jumped when the Vapolu guy yelled.
I looked at Luffy and them.
"What happened?"
"...Long story short," began Sanji, "After you kicked that guy off the cliff, Vapolu got mad."
I looked back to Vapolu. The afro guy had gotten to the top--Finally.
"This is the real secret of my power!" Then, in one big bite, he ate his two crew members.
"He's eating his crew!" Four people yelled that. Me, Sanji, Luffy and Chopper.
"Be prepared for the ultimate result of combined bodies!" Yelled Vapolu, "Take a good look!"
The door to the house opened and something glared out.
"What happened to them!? Combined bodies?" asked Luffy.
"We are the strongest fighter in drum empire!" They began, "Chessmarimo!"
Everyone stared.
"Um...didn't the afro guy just sit on the big guy's shoulders...?" I asked, blinking. That's what it looked like.
"That's so cool!" Exclaimed Luffy.
"What part of 'cool' is this!?" Snapped Sanji.
"Chopped and I can do that too..." I laughed.

"You'd better not underestimate them." Stated Kureha, "If they were weak, why didn't the villagers do anything to chase them away from this country?"
"The first rule of drum empire is...that anyone who goes against the king must die!" Snapped Vapolu. He pointed a cannon at the flag on top of the castle.
I looked at Chopper and remembered a story about a doctor he had told me. Cherry blossoms.
"Luffy! Give Sanji one of your arms and step away from the castle and each other!!"
Luffy paused, so did Sanji.
"Please."
"So I won't allow anyone to put up that stupid that flag," continued Vapolu.
"Hurry!" I urged.
They did what I had asked.
"Don't ignore me!" Snapped Vapolu.
We continued to ignore him.
I got in the middle of Luffy's arm and began to step back.

I had stepped back about five meters before I began to change the direction of where I was aiming.
"Don't ignore me you worthless bugs!"
My feet then went off the ground and I was sling-shotted. Then a cannon went off.
I hit the flagpole and grasped on for dear life. I was there for three seconds...Before being hit by the cannon ball. There was a boom, smoke, and soon, the only thing connecting the flag to the castle was me. I laughed and waved the flag, "In your face, bitches!" I yelled, laughing, "A fraud will never under stand the meaning of a pirate flag!" I then realized that, blood was on my face. "Aw, damn it..."
Luffy began to say something. I couldn't hear but, I knew it was something good.
There was then another cannon shot. I glared at the cannon ball as it came towards me. I clutched the flag and planted my feet on the ground the best I could. Time to show off my jumping skills. I bent down and jumped. The cannon ball took off the top of the tower. I was going on a bit of a slant and gulped when I noticed that, was going farther away from the tower. I began to panic.
Suddenly, something grabbed my hand. It was Luffy. He was now on the top of the tower and he swung slightly. I was swung around and then back onto the tower. I held onto Luffy's hand with one hand and waved the flag with the other. "A person like you doesn't have th right to destroy this flag and laugh about it!!" He yelled. "Hey reindeer!" He then continued.
"Chopper." I reminded him.
"Chopper!" He started over, "I'm gonna beat them up real soon! So what are you going to do?"
"You idiots!" Yelled Vapolu, "If you really want to protect that stupid flag, I will destroy it! All of you together!"
I saw Sanji dash forward...Only to be taken out by Kureha.
"Hahaha! What are you doing?! That's so stupid! I'll destroy all of you!" laughed Vapolu.
"Go Chopper!" I yelled, as he dashed forward for a punch. He was stopped by that Chessmarimo....o guy. I don't know. I didn't pay attention with the names. Luffy then let go of my hand and stabbed the flag into the top of the tower.

"...You can here what their saying....Right?" I asked, looking at Luffy as the Chessmarimo guy was talking.
"Only when they yell."
I laughed slightly.
"You don't have a single friend in this place!" Yelled Chessmarimo, "Why do you bother to help protect drum empire!? It's so funny!"
"Shut up! Even thought I don't have anyone I will continue to fight!" Snapped Chopper, "As long as Doctor's flag is here I will-"
"I thought I was you're friend!" I yelled, telling the truth. I was a little shocked, "You're my friend!"
Luffy was already to shoot himself down, "I'm his friend too!" He then shot himself down.
I looked around. How was I going to get down? I looked around. I was high up...If I jumped, I would get seriously injured....

I started by sliding down to a slightly lower tower and jumped on to another lower part. A platform. "ha! I made it!" I then heard foot steps and was flung into the air. I landed with a 'thud', only to see a skinny guy. "When did he become under three hundred pounds...?" I said, realizing it was Vapolu.
He completely ignored me, started yelling and opened a door.
I jumped up and ran over to the door. "That is a big cannon." I mumbled when I saw Vapolu behind a big canon.
"I found you!" Yelled Luffy, running in beside me, "I will beat you up this time!"
"You're the one who will be beaten up! Just die!"
Luffy and I stared in disbelief as Vapolu flicked the switches.
Nothing happened.
"That's real scary." I chuckled.
A bird then flew out, followed by smaller birds walking out.
"A bird....Bird nest." Mumbled Vapolu.
The bird cooed.
"How care you insult me! Do you know I'm the king of drum empire!?" Yelled Vapolu.
I took out my swords and took the jagged end and got really serious.
"Your game is over!" Yelled Luffy, dashing forward and grabbing Vapolu's face, "I don't care if your a king or a god! I don't care if your great of just a simple person."
"So true." I said, grinning.
"You say that you're pirates and you don't care if I'm king?" growled Vapolu.
I snorted, "You're no king. You're just a man with to much power."
"You're so wrong! Drum empire is apart of the world government! Listen! If you hurt me, you'll become the government's enemy!"
I laughed, "Well, Luffy may not be able to hurt you but I can!"
"Anyways, I already told you. I don't care because this is just a fight." stated Luffy.
"You fool! Just die!" Vapolu opened his mouth, only to find that, Luffy's hand stretched across it.
"Hee hee... Just try and see if you can eat me!" laughed Luffy.
I paused. My brain was going through some memories.
"That's not all of Baku Baku fruits power!" Yelled Vapolu, "Mouth cannon!"
I ran forward and pushed Luffy out of the way. I was hit in an explosion.

The explosion burst through two walls and I, I almost died and was falling from the tower. I didn't even care. That was the weird thing. I was suddenly caught. I looked around, blinking and saw that the arms, belonged to chopper, in his human form. I was so touched. He landed on the ground. I didn't even realized that he had jumped.
He put me down. I immediately sat down. My swords fell beside me. I blinked, then remembered. "Oh yeah! Instincts were on the go there...." I had put up my swords as a shield at the last second.
I looked towards chopper. He was back in his little form and, hiding behind a tree the wrong way. I looked around and saw Zoro and Ussop with a bunch of other people. I smiled and waved with my right hand.
"Look!"
"What is that weird creature!?" "Reindeer!? No! It's a monster!"
I jumped to my feet and growled, "Anyone who hurts that reindeer...Will not be safe!"
"Evil!?" Yelled Ussop.
Chopper ran away, after screaming.
"Hey! That's not nice!" I snapped, and ran after Chopper. I cringed. My left arm was in pain.

It was night time and, Chopper was nowhere to be seen. Dr. Kureha had attacked me and put my left arm in a cast. I was half asleep on the ground.
I jumped at a yell. "Just shut up and come with us!" It was Luffy.
"OK!"

We let Chopper go in and do his thing.
I was making a snowball, deciding who to throw it at.I decided on the person who I would piss off the most. Zoro. When I was done, I went over and stood beside Ussop, throwing the snow ball. It smoked him in the back of the head.
"What the hell!?" He growled, glaring in my direction. I gave him a blank, questioning stare. He then paused.
"Choppers coming!" I exclaimed.
"What's going on?" asked Nami.
"I'm being chased!" Yelled Chopper.
"...The Doctor has cracked!" I mumbled, seeing Dr. Kureha throwing knives at Chopper.
"Everyone hop on! We're going down now!" Yelled Chopper. Everyone hopped on as quick as possible. My way was pretty easy. Grab Chopper's antler and pull myself onto his back.

"That was fun!" Exclaimed Luffy, when we landed, "Can we do it again!?"
"Are you nuts!?" Zoro.
"We have to go now!"
"I thought I was going to die..."
"Where am I!?" Sanji.
"Oh! You're conscious!" Nami.
I wasn't even really paying attention to who was talking, just that, they were talking.

We came to a slow stop, as it began to snow. But not white snow, pink snow!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah!" yelled Chopper, as I got off and he shrunk.
"That's so cool!" Exclaimed Luffy.
I looked up into the sky and smiled. "It's so beautiful!" Said Nami.
And it was.
Chopper cried.

We were soon leaving the snowy land on a ship, finally drinking like pirates! Everyone was yelling while Sanji, Zoro and I sat in a circle, staring at each other and pouring drinks. "You guys are crazy! No way you can beat me!" I laughed, chugging down my drink. The other two did the same.
"I'm not losing to some kid!" Snapped Sanji.
"Especially not in a drinking contest!" Added Zoro.
We poured some more drinks, then Nami came out of god knows where and interrupted. I moved away, my drink still in hand, along with the bottle.
"Alright everyone! Listen up!" Yelled Ussop, blowing a whistle, " For our new friend! Here is a toast to our new doctor Chopper! Let's have a toast!"
I put up my glass with a 'woot'. "Let's drink for our new friend!" He didn't need to tell me twice. I was drinking in a matter of second.
"Hey!" Yelled Zoro and Sanji, obviously pissed.
I looked at them, as they glared. Oh shit....I was now running all over the ship from them, the bottle still in my mouth. They cursing all the while about how I was drinking it and Luffy soon joined in. I was still drinking and running.

I skidded to a stop at the bow of the ship. Zoro skidded to and I w as pushed over. At the last second though, I grabbed onto his shirt and it must've been a chain reaction. He grabbed onto Sanji, he grabbed onto Ussop and he grabbed onto Luffy. In the end, I was the only one to hit the water. Luffy had held on for dear life and managed to pull us all up.