Tales of Konoha High

Chapter 4

One Thousand Years of Pleasure Part 2:

Kakashi's Penis Gets Really Really Big and Sasuke Poops On Some Dogs

Meanwhile, Sasuke was watching Naruto volunteer his ass to the humane society. Sasuke's envious asshole quivered thinking about his turn with the dogs. He thought to himself, wondering, if I shit my pants, will the dogs lick it off? Sasuke moved to the second step of the scientific process: testing. He let a tiny squirt of liquid shit out of his dam. The wetness of the sludge recalled memories of gay sex. Sasuke pulled off his freshly soiled pants and wiggled his damp booty as a cloud spread from his ass, and the doggy boners, almost with a will of their own, pointed to the source. The dogs followed their boners to Sasuke's utterly disgusting shit-filled asshole.

Meanwhile, as Naruto's asshole shrunk back to size, Kakashi was licking his hands clean. Kakashi enjoyed the cocktail of shit and puppy cum that had been brewing in Naruto's bunghole. Kakashi's wang was no longer tame, feeling no shame, wanting to bang, tight shorts causing pain. What I'm trying to say is that he's getting a boner. As the blood engorged his ever growing peepee, he noticed the dogs heading off somewhere together. He watched in amazement as he saw the dogs gather around his young student's rectum. The first dog took a tentitive lick of Sasuke's poo, and soon found itself desperately wiping Sasuke's butt with its tongue, like a man lost in a desert who just found an oasis.

Kakashi's boner, already thick with juices, continued to expand toward the attraction. As multiple doggy tongues tickled Sasuke's asshole, Sasuke could no longer hold back the sweltering hordes of shit that had been stewing in his soft cauldron. Unable to hold back any longer, the scat began to gush out of Sasuke's rear end, which became a fountain for all the dogs to enjoy.

Kakashi's shorts were struggling to contain his beast, as his dick approached 2 feet in length, it really started to hurt.

"This boner's no joke," gasped Kakashi, "I need to stop it before it gets too out of control."

Kakashi made the hand signs of a boar, a tiger, and a monkey.

"Sealing jutsu!" cried Kakashi, but it was as if his weiner did not abide by the laws of nature, and continued to grow, uninhibited.

"N-Naruto, I need your help with my boner problem," said Kakashi, but Naruto did not hear him, as he was still having orgasm after orgasm.

As Sasuke's colon deflated onto the dogs, Kakashi's shorts began to tear, and his snake broke out of its cage and Kakashi's shorts ceased to exist. Then the bells, which had been attached to Kakashi's pants, plopped onto Kakashi's schlong.

"Oh shit!" yelled Kakashi, "the bells!"

Kakashi tried to reach for them, but by now his winkle was longer than his arms.

While enjoying his dog-tongue enema, Sasuke looked back and saw Kakashi's power pole extending. Sasuke saw his chance. As the dogs died from food poisoning, Sasuke pulled apart his buttcheeks, exposing his spotless innards. He positioned his parking spot for the long bus coming in.

Kakashi tried to reposition his knob, butt the weight of his cock outweighed the rest of his body, and he toppled forward, landing face-first in his own man-meat. Sasuke waddled toward the dick's new direction, and as the dick slithered into Sasuke's waters, Sasuke closed his gape, preventing the dick's escape (hey that kind of rhymed). Instinctually, Sasuke backed into the shaft, moaning Naruto's name. Getting a hold of himself, he shot forward while constricting his hole to its utmost limits, taking the bells forward with him.

Sasuke squatted on the ground and shit out the bells and dog slobber. Sasuke retrieved the bells and couldn't help but take a whiff, smelling the spicy "fish" curry he ate yesterday.

Sasuke jingled the bells in front of Kakashi and said, "looks like we win, Kakashi!"

But Kakashi, his dick out in the open, said nothing, for he had bigger problems to worry about.

With his dick so big, Kakashi barely had any blood left in his brain. With such little blood in his brain, Kakashi resorted to his animal instincts and began gnawing at his wood. Kakashi's sharp canines pierced his thick bark, and blood began spraying into Kakashi's mouth.

"Wagoo!" Cried Sasuke, trumphantly jingling his bells in the air, as Sakura was bleeding to death, cold and alone in the woods.