*Gasps* what year be it! oh hey lookie it's this one…huh *looks around and sees the reader* Oh shit you're still here…well fuck…now I feel bad so uh here is some fanfic for you I guess…also…hi there people so first and foremost let me apologize, for a lot of things. First and foremost, for ignoring this and many other stories for a long ass time. I have other things to apologize about, but they aren't all that necessary right now. What is important is I am writing a book. The hope is that I will have it done by the end of April. I would really appreciate any and all support for the book once it's released. Anyway, let's move on to the story.
Son of The True Sky
The group of kids got into the van, Naruto having called shotgun was promptly ignored by Sasuke who made him sit in the back.
"Razzle Frazzle Uchiha and the damn look." Naruto mumbled to himself.
"Hn."
"Uh guys do either of you know where we are going?" Percy asked from the back seat a little concerned about what was going to happen to him. First the minotaur thing happens, then his mom dies or went poof or something…he still wasn't sure what he saw, and finally the two new guys show up and drag him out of the camp to go with them on whatever they were doing.
"Of course, they know kelp for brains they are the sons of the two Primordials Order in Chaos something obviously lost to an idiot like you." Annabeth chastised Percy. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and laughed at Annabeth's remark.
"Girl we literally have no clue where we are going. We just showed up in this world…two days ago I think. Now then I just realized something. Percy introduced himself and Grover…technically. You however I have yet to even learn the name of." Naruto said walking backwards.
"Hn." Sasuke agreed. Naruto looked at him with an eye twitch.
"Really, it's been about two years since the two of us got screen time and you're gonna pull that shit." Naruto said out of canon. Sasuke sighed.
"Fine I'll stop the grunt but be warned Reclam has forgotten a lot of shit about this story and our general personalities he was going to be using so at this point we are essentially OOC's." Sasuke replied out of canon.
"Well my name is Annabeth, daughter of Athena. Also, did you just say that you two have no clue where you're going?" Annabeth questioned the two.
"That is correct grey eyed one." Naruto said turning back around.
"Don't worry with Naruto's luck we'll manage to figure out a way earn five million dollars, before being attacked by the largest horde of monsters you will have ever seen." Sasuke said before the entire group hear a loud thumping sound.
"Speaking of." Naruto began as a large three headed mastiff bounded over the hill. Annabeth, Percy, and Grover nearly pissed themselves at the very sight.
"Cerberus, no way! He should be guarding the gates. He's never let out. Literally never." Annabeth screamed. Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other before doing something no one expected. They began to play rock, paper, scissors. It ended with Naruto winning with scissors that he transitioned into a peace sign.
"Hehe my kill!" Naruto said before rubbing his ring as a large black great sword with a demonic looking skull as the hilt. "Let's Rebel!" He shouted before jumping at the giant dog.
He jumped onto the middle head dodging as the other two attempted to attack him. He stuck his head in the middle head and began to run down the giant dog's back fully bisecting it. He then jumped off with a slight flair before the sword flashed back down into a ring. He took a flashy bow as the giant dog poofed into dust. Left behind were two obsidian nun-chucks. (Ok for those that don't already know I am making a Devil May Cry reference here.)
"I get the next monster that attacks us." Sasuke said as he walked on coolly while the other three looked at the two like they were insane.
"You two are absolutely bat shit insane. I am loving this!" Percy shouted as he looked at the nun-chucks. "Can I have these?" He asked the two with puppy dog eyes.
Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other before shrugging. Naruto gave them a quick experimental spin before he passed them to Percy. Percy looked at them in awe as he spun them around a few times.
"Have at them, but don't come crying to either one of us if you hit yourself with them." Sasuke told Percy. Percy nodded his head excitedly. Annabeth and Grover continued to look dumbstruck however.
"You, you just killed Cerberus. Nobody has ever killed Cerberus. I mean there was that one retelling of Herc the jerk doing it, but that never actually happened." Annabeth started before everyone tuned out her tirade.
"Ok look, we are not normal. Please understand this before you get shocked by anything else we can do. It is going to get really annoying really fast. Personally, I don't want to deal with it." Naruto said stopping Annabeth in the middle of her speech. Annabeth sighed before nodding.
"Now then I know that our prophecy never really said anything about it but while we're out and about how about we go retrieve Zeus' boom tube." Sasuke said popping his neck. Naruto nodded liking the idea.
With Ouranus
"I mean it's a nice plan for sure. Maybe I should let them know where, huh I guess technically it would be their Nephew, Hades is residing these days. I mean he doesn't have the bolt but going in that direction will lead them to the bolt soo~." The great sky primordial said before sending a gust of wind to the group to guide them in the right direction.
Back with the group
A gust of wind pushed everyone, but Naruto forwards. Naruto looked up and raised an eyebrow. Everyone looked at him confused for different reasons.
"Wait why are you still standing?" Percy and Grover asked.
"Why are you looking at the sky like that?" Annabeth asked.
"So, what did your dad say?" Sasuke asked. Percy, Grover, and Annabeth looked at him confused. It didn't take more than two point five seconds however for Annabeth's eyes to widen in understanding.
"He just told me how to get to Hades, who by the way is technically our nephew or something like that." Naruto said shrugging his shoulders before walking forwards. Everyone else walked to keep up with him before Percy asked a very important question.
"So how do we plan on getting there exactly? No offense, but I don't really want to walk all the way." He asked. The group looked around as no one really had a good answer to that. As though by random, chaos, (Yes I just laughed at my own joke) a beautiful Black Dodge Charger Demon roared towards them.
"Oh hell to all the yes'" Naruto said before claiming drivers seat. Everyone else got in as Naruto floored it.
Pretty short I know but I just wanted to get this started I will try to update this and other stories weekly I make no promises, but I promise to do my best. Again my full Novel should be dropping at the end of April so please support me if you like my writings.