Me: (catching breath) Ok now that everyone has calmed down shall we continue the interview?
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Max: Yes.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: As is back everyone. And you changed man I wanted to see how the dress looked. Anyway give me the recorder. Professor Ivy please plug this in to the main speakers.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Dawn: Goody. *Still squealing*
Gary: That's what Ash said. Can we put duct tape over her mouth?
Ash: I agree. *pulling a roll out*
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: And play. (pushes button)
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Ash: Oh this is going to be embarrassing.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Man 1: So what's your name?
Ash: Ash and yours.
Man 1: Are-Are you a dude. Oh God someone ring the bell. *bell tolls*
Man 2: Hey sweet cheeks.
Ash: What did you call me.
Man 2: You heard me. And by the way do you have a cold.
Ash: No.
Man 2: So wanna go and kick it.
Ash: *gags*
Man 2: Ok, you are a dude in drags that's sick.
Ash: Bye: *bell tolls*
Me: Is there more?
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Ash: No I got kicked out after the second guy.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: No. Put it away. Ok first question. BeatHimUpQuietly: "Gary, who was your first girlfriend."
Gary: That's what Ash said.
*sighs* Really?
Me: That's what the question says.
Gary: That's what Ash said. Fine her name was Amelia.
Dawn: *drooling* Like Amelia Earhart?
Gary: That's what Ash said. Yes. But I dumped her since she became too competitive.
Ash: That's not what she said.
Gary: That's what Ash said. I am going to kill BeatHimUpQuietly. God this is annoying.
Butch: Like your Mama.
Gary: *Grumbles* That's what Ash said.
Everyone: (Laughing)
Me: Ok moving on. BeatHimUpQuietly has dare for Max.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Max: Finally!
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: BeatHimUpQuietly: "Max for being unloved I dare you to drop your Pokenav in a pool filled with Lovdiscs. Then give a Lovdisc to Butch."
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Max: Ok that won't be hard.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Butch: Don't I get a say in this.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: Nope.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Max: Bring on the pool. *Pool opens in front of them and Max throws is Pokenav in the pool. Then quickly hands off the Lovdisc to Butch.*
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Butch: This thing is slimy.
Gary: *Rolling eyes.* That's what Ash said. Ok now I think your making it dirty.
Me: Well Ash you have a dare from LuciousXTheRaven. LuciousXTheRaven: "For the remainder of this segment of the interview you must jump around the interviewer." Oh brother.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
*Ash stands up and begins jumping around the interviewer as if he was on a Pogo stick.*
Me: LuciousXTheRaven: "Paul, If you had to choose: Misty….or….Cassidy?"
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Cassidy: Oh defiantly Misty she is so much prettier. (Still red)
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Butch: guys can I place this Lovdisc back in the pool I don't think it likes me. (Getting sprayed by a small water gun.) And know I'm drenched.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: *Nods*
Paul: I would say Cassidy. Since I don't know Misty well.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Paul: Oh my God, Gary Shut UP!
Gary: * Squinting* That's what Ash said.
Me: *sliding foot out and makes Ash trip.* Sorry I just had to. Get up and keep jumping.
(Ash stands up and brushes the dirt off and continues to jump.)
Me: Poliwhirl42 has a double dare. Poliwhirl42: I dare Cassidy to Kiss Butch AGAIN, but longer. And James Kiss Jessie."
Gary: That's what Ash said.
James: What how did we get sucked into this.
Gary: That's what Ash said
Jessie: Oh shut up and- *Kisses James for four seconds.*
Gary: That's what Ash said.
James: I think I liked that.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Cassidy: I would love to kiss Butch again.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Butch: You're not turning red I think she really means-*Cassidy Kisses butch for a minute* Ok that was AWSOME!
Gary: That's what Ash said.
All Girls: Aww how cute.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: Ok Poliwhirl also has a dare for Misty.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Misty: Brining it on.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: Ok. Poliwhirl42: "Misty you have a choice. Confess your true undying love for Ash or sit in a tub of Bug Pokemon for three chapters while holding a caterpie."
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Misty: *Eyes widen* I love Ash soooooo much. I can't deny. I have seventeen posters on my wall of him. They have little kiss marks on them from every night when I say good night. And that is the truth.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
(The room is dead silent)
Me: I don't know if that's the truth or not.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Misty: Oh it is. (Pulls out cell phone and reveals the posters.)
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: Ok moving on. Midnightheart: "Max, what is your most embarrassing secret?"
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Max: I wanted to avoid something like this.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: Then I guess you shouldn't have said anything like last time.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Max: Fine. *Gets tear eyed.* When ever I slept in my bed when I was littler I used to wet the bed.
Gary: And that's what Ash said.
Gary and Paul: *Begin to laugh*
Me: Paul I don't think you should be laughing.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Paul: Why?
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Me: MidnightheartXxX: "For the next two chapters you must place your hair in an Afro, die it red and wear this pink dress." *Pulling dress from behind back.*
Gary: That's what Ash said.
(Ash grabs dress and hops over to Paul and places the die, hair style pick, and dress in his hands.)
Me: Well that's all the time we have for this chapter see you guys later.
Gary: That's what Ash said.
Thank you to all the questions and dares they are getting better and better. Please send more for even funnier Chapter next time.