A/N: hey guys i just couldnt resist posting this chapter i was really excited.
Disclaimer:i keep on forgetting to put these haha i dont own anyone or anything
"Damian! Rise and shine!" Fuck!
"go away drake"
"sorry short stack remember who one our little bet now I want to go to get you a costume as soon as possible before all the good ones are taken"
"okay but I must approve of them"
"no can do sport I get to pick your costume no matter what"
"what I never agreed to that!"
"yes you did you were probably really tired last morning and didn't remember."
"whatever" im just too tired to argue with him right now
"so what are you waiting for? Lets go" i bring my hand up so I can swat him like a fly, if only it were that easy. Then Tim takes the blankets and gives them a tug so it falls off the bed. I immediately contract my feet for warmth.
"fuck you drake"
"naughty, naughty don't you no its not nice to cuss?" he moves his fingers in a motion and making tsk tsk noises. I just stick up my middle finger at him "bite my ass drake" I meant for it as a joke but he literally picks me up and starts gnawing at my ass.
"what the fuck drake! Unhand me!"
"damian if I hear one more cuss from you your getting the most painful wedgie ever" I immediately stop kicking and wiggling
"tt give me 10 seconds and ill paralyze you for life"(A/N:somewhat quote from a picture I saw)
"if you did that who would you bicker with all the time?"
"I always have Todd"
"but hes not as fun!"
"good point" I smirk, I always win
"now hurry up and get dressed so we can go get you a costume!"
"you mean so you can get me a costume?"
"just go get changed" after I said that I ran downstairs with overjoyed excitement, I haven't felt this excited in years! Maybe for Christmas I can trick damian into an elf costume oh god that would be priceless but I guess I got to stick with what I got. I run into the kitchen already in civilian clothes which consist of a pairs of jeans a t-shirt and leather jacket over top.
"Alfred can you make Damian and I some breakfast?"
"of course master timothy, you seem a little giddy today" if I didn't know better I would say that was a smirk creeping on his face
"why wouldn't I be? Im taking Damian costume shopping for the leagues Halloween Party!" he lifts his eyebrow in surprise
"oh really? How did you talk the young master into coming with you let alone make him wear a costume?"
"oh you see I won a little bet so damian has to wear whatever costume I choose without complaint" now I can visibly see Alfred smirk
"Make sure to take tons of pictures Master timothy."
"of course Alfred" then he go's back to making Damian and I some bacon and eggs
Damian's P.O.V
How did I let Drake talk me into this? Fuck, if he picks anything ridiculous for me to wear im going to make sure the next time he goes to sleep his pillow case will be full of snakes.
I give my outfit a little thought, well might as well dress up a little. I walk around the room gathering a bunch of items. Hehe this is going to be good I put on a devilish smirk and stare off into the distance like one of those cheesy movies for a dramatic effect
Tims P.O.V
Alfred puts a plate in front of me with bacon and eggs formed in the shape of a smiley face.
"thanks Alfred!"
"no problem master timothy" it was just then that Bruce decides to show up wearing his usual suit, thank god its Friday the party is tomorrow so I wonder what he is going to go as. Oh that reminds me! I grab my Iphone and download the list of costumes the league has made (of course I hacked the system), It's so no one picks the same costume. I snicker; most of the cute costumes are still available. This is going to be good.
"morning tim"
"good Morning Dad"
"so what are you doing today?"
"im taking damian costume shopping!"
"oh really? What did he say he wanted to be?" I smirk
"he didn't, I get to pick for him" I can see a smirk creep on his face
"how did you get im to agree to this?"
"I won a little bet so I get to pick our costumes"
"pick wisely" he winks at me. Alfred pours bruce a cup of black coffee with milk and suger. Then the door opened revealing a strange site. Alfred's, Bruce's and my jaw dropped, Damian's outfit was screaming Bad boy. His jeans were pre-ripped his V-neck (which showed a little too much skin) was black with a small skull on the bottom corner, and he had a black leather jacket with a thick gold stripe running down the sleave, and to top it all of he had a choker around his neck. I know this look was supposed to be scary but on damian and his tiny frame it looked fucking hilarious!
"hey there little one" I tease
"shut up drake"
"ready for a fun day kiddo!"
"whatever"
"what kind of enthusiasm is that?"
"how can I be thrilled if your picking my costume?"
"because your going to get so much attention with the costumes im planning on making you wear."
"tft" he sneers
I pull out my phone and look through my contact list until I stop under Conner Kent and I push talk. The phone rings 4 time until someone picks up
"kent" I chuckle
"hey Connor want to hang out with damian and I?"
"why with the demon?"
"cause were going to take him costume shopping"
"he's probably going to reject them all"
"oh I forgot to mention I get to pick"
"I'm in"
"good meet me at Gotham mall at 12 o'clock"(A/N I don't know if there is a gotham mall at all so im just going to say it's the biggest mall in gotham)
"see you there" then I hang up the phone
"why is kent coming?"
"because he's my best friend now I want you to behave yourself"
"fuck you"
"Damian!" Bruce growls while swatting him in the back of the head
"sorry father" I smile Bruce is the only person who can get Damian to apologize well next to dick. I'm pretty sure he's forgotten about that completely and im planning to keep it that way, Damian crying isn't as funny as I thought it would be
12 o'clock
"come on Damian, Conner's waiting for us"
"im coming"
as soon as we walk into the mall we see Conner right away. Wearing his usual black T-shirt with the s shield and jeans, Once he spots us he walks over, eyes immediately fixed on Damians outfit he gives a light chuckle and ruffles his hair a little
"nice outfit squirt" Damian crosses his arms and pouts. When damian pouts like this he really reminds me how he is still a child (A/N sorry but I just have to say I don't see Damian older then 10 I don't know why I like him at age 10 or younger sorry for interrupting) it makes me feel bad that he never got a childhood sure he still has 3 years until he is a teenager but the league of assassins wasted 10 years of his life. Not only that but he grew up not knowing what love is. His mom and Grandfather abandoned him because he was 'unworthy' and now dick had to leave! That must be the reason why he's so bitter, he must be longing for love. Well I feel like its my job to pick up the pieces like the big brother im supposed to be, the past is the past
"hey come on, lets go grab some luch then we can get a costume for little dami here"
"call me that again ill snap your neck" damian threatens
"sounds good" connor tunes out damian. Then he beckons him over for a piggy back ride.
"what are you doing?" he ask
"just get on my back" Instead of complaining he just does what conner sais and climbs on slowly.
"wow what do you weigh? Like 1 pound?" Damians light so its no wonder a teen with super strength can carry him without trouble. We walk off to the food court while Damian looks around with a look of awe,
"Hey damian have yo ever been to the Mall before?" he shakes his head for no
"what kid has never been to the Mall before?" Conner ask
"I have been trained by the league of assassins there is no need for socialization, site seeing and anything not related to work"
"rough life kid" Conner comments
"im not a child! And I don't need your sympathy kent"
"someone's getting feisty"
"shut up" I just chuckle at this, it seems like conner might care too. He always had a soft spot for kids even if they are total demons. (A/N that's what makes Damian so adorable, grumpy and short) we walk into the food court area, im already thinking on what I should eat.
"hey Dami what do you want to eat?"
"what is there to eat?" oh yeah damian hasn't really been to a fast food restaurant before, I think about it a little
"well what are you in the mood for? Burgers, Asian cuisine, Mexican, sandwiches?"
"that all sounds very greasy and fattening"
"don't worry so much Dami it's totally fine, and if your that self-cautious you can burn it off later." He nods
"can I get some Japanese food then?" speaking softly thinking if he speaks louder it might make me change my mind. I nod and ruffle his hair. After about 15 minutes we all get our food Damian with rice and Teriyaki Chicken, and Kon and I with subs. I see Damian not touching his food
"come on Damian eat it won't bite" I encourage. He looks up at me
"sorry, its that if the league of assassins saw me eating something this greasy I would be beaten and tortured"
"don't worry Damian we wouldn't do anything the league of assassins did for punishment" I'm pretty sure that did the trick because he carefully picked up his fork and scooped up a clump of rice and a small piece of chicken and scooped it in his mouth. I smirk when his eyes light up slightly
"taste good?" he nods and quickly digs back in
"yo kon everything okay with you?" he gives me a grunt so he can get back to his sub. Typical Kon
After we finished our food, conner let Damian ride on his back again.
"so why do people have this stupid tradition of going from house to house begging like a bunch of poor hobo's for candy?" Damian ask
"because it's the only day you can go around asking for candy, everyone loves free candy, haven't you had candy before?"
"well only once when I was 5, Moth-Talia gave me a piece of candy for a reward but that's a rare occasion"
"well little D prepare to eat until you barf, pass out or both!"
"that sound-"
"yeah, yeah, fattening don't be such a worry wart after we go trick or treating I invited some friends over to watch a movie so we can eat almost half the candy, and Damian you have to keep your costume on the entire day" I smirk
"what did you have in mind for the little runt?" Conner asks, I shrug im just going to wing it. then we arrived at the store. It was bright, colourful. Costumes and props were everywhere. As we walk into the store I walk up to the sales lady wearing a pair of devil horns
"hello, where is the kids section?" she points towards the very back of the store
"thank you!" I drag conner with Damian still on his back. We arrive at the back of the store
"okay Dami stay put were going to find a bunch of costumes for you to try on" Conner sets Damian down on the bench outside the change rooms and I drag Conner into the colourful mess
"okay, here is a list of costumes I want Damian to try on" I pull out a folded piece of paper out of my pocket and hand it to Conner.
"there are like 50 costumes on here!"
"don't be silly, there are only 20, now you grab top 10 and I grab bottom" then we split up trying to find all the costumes we could find, of course they were all there being a big store and all and by coincidence all the costumes were Damian's size. We walked back at the same time with a stack of costumes in our hand. We find Damian trying to set his choker in a more comfortable postion, when he spots us he drops his jaw
"im supposed to try on all of those?" he points at the stacks of costumes
"yup, sorry buddy but you lost our bet so you gotta try them all on" he pouts
"fine, but I don't have to be happy about it"
"fair enough"
I hand Damian the first stack of 10 "okay kiddo try them on" Conner and I sit on the bench waiting for Damian to come out. When the door opens we see Damian come out wearing a Buzz light year costume.
"you got to be kidding me"
"Conner what do you think? I don't really like it, its not Damian's style" Conner leans in and whispers
"but I thought we were going to make him wear something totally embarrassing" I lean forward
"we are but its not embarrassing enough. Next" The next outfit was better but not exactly what I had in mind, he was wearing a cow boy costume with the hat and everything, but again not his style
"Next" the costumes kept on flying by he tried on a ninja costume, a pumpkin, robot, etc but none really stood out for me there was only one costume left. Damian came out wearing a kitty cat costume
"do you expect me to wear this in public?" I stare in awe at how cute he is, his ears match his furry paws and feet and a little tale with a black leotard.
"perfect" conner nods his head
"okay its settled were getting it" Damian took off the costume and changed back into his original clothing. As were walking to the cashier I see a costume on a rack that basically sais pick me!
"scratch that damian" I run over to the costume before anyone else can take it. last one too
"Damian try it on" damian had a confused look on his face
"you seriously have to be kidding me"
"come on" Conner encourages, I know he wants to see him wear it too.
"fine" he Mumbles while forcefully tugging the costume out of my hands.
"this is going to be good" we wait eagerly for 5 minutes, I couldn't take it anymore I knock on the door
"hey Damian you okay in there?" it takes a second for him to reply
"im not wearing this" I frown
"why not?"
"its too embarrassing"
"don't worry you only have to wear it briefly" that's enough to make him open the door revealing a totally ridiculous sight. Causing Conner and I to start laughing our Asses off
"its not that funny!" who was he kidding it was totally ridiculous
"were taking it!"
"yeah! I cant wait until we take him to the league party, I heard there's a costume contest this totally takes the cake" Conner said while trying not to laugh. Damian grunts and walks back into the change room to take it off. He quickly took off the costume and got out throwing it at time stomping his feet like he was throwing a tantrum. We walk to the cashier
"hi I would like to by this costume" she scans the item quickly and puts it in a bag handing it back to me. What happened to service with a smile?
Oh well this is totally worth it.
can you guess what the costume is? haha